Papa was real fixated on Johnny opening his mouth.
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10 yrs ago
'cholp cholp cholp URRMG. This If Fmafhing...'
10 yrs ago
Am I Not Pretty Enough?
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11 yrs ago
Aw geez, here we go again
11 yrs ago
Krysten Ritter is my spirit animal.
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11 yrs ago
bye?
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I wonder if you can pickle weed?
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Holy shit, I once had a dream in which I was at a place where all the cars were sexy, and I knew this because they were all skin-colored and had nipples on their hoods.
We must have dreamed of the same world.
As far as alternate universes go, it's not that bad a one to visit.
I once had a dream where I married a car. I didn't even get to drive it because for some reason I can't drive in dreams.
When there was more activity from new spammers I thought a tongue cheek French revolution based thing would be good. Idk, maybe I just wanted one of you to be the Marquis de Sade.
The Thing About Things in my ass
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The King and Queen of the Netherlands are visiting my neighbor city
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11 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Because in the end our way won and the noble monarchies of Europe are now just local tabloid fodder.
Tbh, reinventing themselves as tabloid fodder might be maintaining their power in 'Britain.' That and 'Britishness.'
the sky
the sky is up
ty ty I'm here all week
-Breathes heavily-
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Keep up the good work guys; I think he's starting to believe in your coolness.
SOme people put a piercing on their dick hole. . . Some have it right in the middle of their junk. . . Some have it in their taint. All of these rings and piercings are just begging to be plucked out if they ever get discovered in a fight.
I love your word choice there. 'Plucked out' sounds like an X rated version of Kill Bill.
Being as I'm reading Faranheit 451 right now, I like this one:
''I don't talk things, sir,'said Faber. 'I talk the meaning of things. I sit here and know I'm alive.''
These are some of my other favourites:
'Just as there is room in the sky for a thunderstorm, so there is room in the vast space of our mind for a few painful feelings; and just as a storm has no power to destroy the sky, so unpleasant feelings have no power to destroy our mind.'
- Geshe Kelsang Gyatso
'I know that human happiness never remains long in the same place.'
- Herodotus of Halicarnassus, The Histories
'Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.'
- Joseph Heller, Catch 22
''I don't talk things, sir,'said Faber. 'I talk the meaning of things. I sit here and know I'm alive.''
These are some of my other favourites:
'Just as there is room in the sky for a thunderstorm, so there is room in the vast space of our mind for a few painful feelings; and just as a storm has no power to destroy the sky, so unpleasant feelings have no power to destroy our mind.'
- Geshe Kelsang Gyatso
'I know that human happiness never remains long in the same place.'
- Herodotus of Halicarnassus, The Histories
'Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.'
- Joseph Heller, Catch 22
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