KnightShade

Hey Spam

Happy to see that you haven't forgotten the face of your father.

@Seravee

I have actually. My dissertation has driven it out of my skull until next week.

Hey Spam

Long days and pleasant nights.

Is laughing the downvote of RPGuild?

Dammit Shorticus, stop downvoting everything. It's against the helpful values of this forum.

Is laughing the downvote of RPGuild?

We are supportive, encouraging, friendly community. Why would anything need to be a downvote?

Witch do you like more

Women with blue eyes are witches. It is known.

Confidence is one of the most attractive things.

so what you're telling me sleeping beauty

is that being desperate wins

so what i should do is buy a truckload of tranquilizer darts and a rifle to go widdem

rite

@Shorticus

Just walk up to her in the street and be like, 'Hey, I think you're really cute, do you mind if I tranq you?' Bitches love that. You know why? It never happens! I mean how often do you see someone just go up and say that in the street. Not to mention it feeds the female's insatiable appetite for attention. To make it really intimate, put down the gun and tranq her by hand. There's a reason dart starts with the D.

P.S. will not work if you don't lift

Confidence is one of the most attractive things.

someone told me chloroform is the way to another's heart

is that true

@Shorticus

No. Promise me you'll never ether resort to that.

wtf

We've had to...

re-evaluate...

our definition of 'decent.'

@Awson

I laughed at this, but what if my definition of funny has been downgraded?

wtf

The richest pile of shit attracts the most flies. This is known.

wtf

decent threads?