KnightShade

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What are your opinions on Broby and cheeseburgers?

@VarionusNW

I try not to like cheeseburgers, but I really like them. On the other hand I really try to like Broby, I guess. I think I'm just awful.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

I am torn between my diametrically opposed feelings towards Broby and cheeseburgers.

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

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Here's how this hunger games will play out: Guy Fieri and Broby the cheeseburger will team up to defeat Jesus, the Westboro baptist church, Black Lives Matter, Arnold Schwarzenegger, several presidents, and many other American heroes.

@VarionusNW

I just want Guy Fieri and Ron Swanson to share a meal together. Like two carnivores coming to a truce over a hunk of fresh bison.

Comedy Tips w/ Awson

I always say the first thing that pops into my mind, because my mind is fucking awesome.

@Vilageidiotx

That's like 'Aw man, this tea is awesome. I need to drink it now, let's throw the tea bag in the sink right now.'

If the tea is that awesome, let it brew awhile.

For example, that British joke that just popped into your head. Don't do it. You're better than that.

I turn 20 in a week.

LUKAS GRAHAM!

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Guy fieri.

@VarionusNW

Guy Fieri is my spirit animal. He should run for president, and turn the Whitehouse into a House of Cards themed rib joint. Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is the American Dream made real.

Comedy Tips w/ Awson

Congratulations on employing Awson's principles in replying to this thread

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I don't think I've ever seen that sold as Kebabs in America. We do Gyros and Shawarma, you'll see that, but when you look for kebabs you'll probably just find stuff stabbed with a stick. At least in my experience, but the midwest does tend to run behind on shit like that.

But fuckit, he looks shifty enough I won't disagree with putting him on.

@Vilageidiotx

So he's a true American gyro?

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Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum

I turn 20 in a week.

You don't become an adult, you just get better at pretending you've got your shit together.