KnightShade

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Ron Swanson and Hulk Hogan

@Fabricant451

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning

Smells like freedom

Hunger Games: Fourth of July addition

Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway. Lets get some real badasses in here.

UK Leaves EU

Old people are more likely to vote, and the outers has always been more passionate. Sadly this has always been a very real possibility. This makes me feel kind of sick to be honest.

Hey Canadians

How would America feel if everyone stereotyped them as racist, sexist, overtanned bastards if Donald Trump wins presidency?

@Wade Wilson

I imagine they wouldn't like it all. First of all what if it's the wrong colour tan, and they get confused with Mexicans or Muslims? No that would really upset them. They'd probably want a total shut down of immigration from the commonwealth, to stop anyone holding a belief in this stereotype from entering the United States.

It's okay to kill animals!!!

Well, there was a bit of exaggeration and joking.

My point was that, on a species-scale, everything besides humans might be doomed.

I don't actually support senseless animal killing.

Edit: Senseless not including 'for useful resources.'

@Awson

Close, but not quite. There are now around 20 billion chickens in the world, mostly in factory farms. There's that xkcd infographic that shows the number of farm animals compared to wild. We're not annihilating nature, we're changing it to something constrained. Pesky predators get limited to national parks, then zoos. Farm animals are bred beyond recognition, so they can barely move, we can pack them together in sheds now thanks to antibiotics. Until we can make plankton mcnuggets, animals are here to stay, but we'll eventually only encounter them where they are aesthetically desirable. Most environmentalists don't even really support the restoration of real nature, but instead an idea of nature which visually appeals to us.

weird confessions thread

I have a penis.

@BrobyDDark

So

The Ninth Grade Blues

So my friend invited me to his birthday party, and we'll play Smash Bros. He also invited her, so I think I got his message: We shall duel on Smash! What character should I use, my favorite is Peach, but I want your input.

@Joegreenbeen

Meta Knight and Sonic are the only real options. All else is an illusion

Is suffering worse than death?

I used to believe any amount of suffering was better than the alternative.

But then I realised they're remaking The Magnificent Seven with Chris Pratt and Ethan Hawke, and I was like fuck this shit

The Ninth Grade Blues

@Vilageidiotx Right? I'm nearly 17 and a senior this fall and I popped out my mom's vagina, like, last week!

@The Survivor

@Raxacoricofallapatorius And until then just rub one out.

@The Survivor

I think you should put more consideration into the mental images you're mixing together in one thread :/

What weapon should I use? I'm pretty proficient with toy light sabers.

@Joegreenbeen

Call him out for the traitor he is

What happened to Spam?

The 'spam is dead' metaphor is itself a 'dead metaphor'. It's various meanings in practical use do not emerge organically from the image it should evoke. It also, most relevantly suggest a single point of no return. Sure some events were more important than others and spam will never be the same as it once was, but unless this is the dying post it's not dead. (Pls be shitty last post ever)