KnightShade

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

I don't want Mike's killers to win. FlaySkin might be brutal, but I'm betting on Shifty Kebab to turn this around

What should I do?

How important is it to you to have the big family wedding? Are there other people you want there who aren't shit to you? Because you could just run away somewhere on zero notice and get married with the minimum witnesses. This day is about you and him, not them, so that's just my two cents on taking it back

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

Mike Myers is going to cruise this

I can hardly see my own face in the mirror.

You need to clean that...white stuff... Off your mirror dude. Seriously, what do you do when you look in the mirror? O.O

@Proxi

This guy gets it

I can hardly see my own face in the mirror.

Because it's a Black Mirror? Yes

Done

Do you know what you want to do next? Other than pigeon training

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

It's fucking me. I've never been much in these games, but today I score a victory against two of the coldest killers when I fucking murder the Devil, a man who has ordered the death of six different tributes, and in doing so I scare the shit out of Mike Myers, the second coldest killer in the game with three deaths to his name. This is like gutting Hitler right at Mussolini's feet. And, with the devil's head mounted in my study, I become the coldest motherfucker on the street.

All hail to the me.

@Vilageidiotx

Oh no. The Hunger Games is rigged too

Do you have a fruit bowl in your house

What's fruit?

@Hank

Sort of like carrots on a tree. Also, you don't have to breed them to make them orange.

Rainbow Bubblegum Souffle

Sorry for my super long absence! I lost internet and wasn't able to connect! Did this RP die? </3

@Core

Sadly it looks like it might be. But I'm still interested if it can be CPRed back.

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

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Goddamnit. I knew that too. The writer is fucking "Jimmy Rustling."

I just googled something like "Trump protestors paid March" and grabbed an article next to the ones with less credible looking names forgetting to check the date. I just remember this stuff so I half-assedly google because I figure others remember it too.

@Vilageidiotx

I didn't know it was satirical until I got half way down and it turned into a rant about Snopes. American politics looks that much look satire right now. Not the clever Private Eye or The Thick of It kind either, the shitty internet trolling/annoying misinformation kind.