Just give him glasses, duh. It works for Clark Kent.
@Mahz please destroy this thread

<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> excuse me?
<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Quick, let's all tag/reference Hank because he's the only Dutch person we know.Well, duh? He's our token Dutchman. Do you have a list of online Dutchmen I could borrow?
What you need know if the Galaxy has like, a lot of stars. Around a million or two I think.
there only 6, that's why night sky so darkDutch more like rubbish
Y-you went too far, man. Why ya gotta be like that?