Larfleeze

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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> I don't really know if this works as a punching thing though It seems more like you're offering some hardcore fisting action than anything else

@Kill Bones

fisting...but for the face

Suicide Squad: Fresh Meat.

<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith> Thank god your here! For a moment i thought everyone was gone.

@Natorix785

Nope, I'm still here at least. Watching. Waiting...

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@Larfleeze You have a senetor Armstrong fetish

@Teoinsanity

I'm disgusted that you don't.

le ebin maymays!

i fucking hate you people fuck you and you and you

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Back when I used to be lacking in companionship, I used to goad other kids into beating me up. They then became my best friends.

@Holmishire

The only thing you're going to be best friends with is my fist, nerd yeah!

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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Oh, I see. My assumption was based entirely off the timeliness of your response, I assure you. I admit, I am not prone to fighting. However, if you would like to beat me up for your own sake, I shall await you outside, as per your request.

@Holmishire

i dont fite nerds who are into gettin pummeled for lunch money

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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> Is it I who is the target of your derision? If so, I would like you to kindly tell precisely what it is that you would like me to "stop".

@Holmishire

It was originally to OP but if you wanna be that way then fine. fite me outside

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you stop that

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<Snipped quote by Larfleeze> BUT IS IT GOLD AND WHITE OR BLUE AND BLACK!? WE NEED TO KNOW!

@BrobyDDark

IIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMM NUUUUUUUUCLLLEAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

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You shut up. You shut the fuck up right now. You don't get bring that shit into here. I'd rather slice both of my Achilles tendons than see another stupid post about that fucking dress. This is both a personal insult, and a grave injustice against myself, and every single person who ever died ever. I'm disgusted with you, I want you to apologise to every single person on RPGuild, including Mahz. I want you to send a Private Message to every user on this godforsaken website and then when you're finally finished I want you to call every person on any telephone device in your house - mobile or otherwise - and sincerely apologise. You need to tell them you're calling them because you had the fucking nerve to post that vile, putrid shit onto this thread. I hope you're happy, I really do. I hope you grow old, get married and have a family, and on your deathbed I hope you tell every member of your family that the only thing you regret is that you thought you were clever referencing that goddamn piece of toilet paper you call a dress on this here family-friendly website.