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Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Great things were getting complicated. So this dude is a Magic merc? He did look that part in fairness, scars didn't normally come from safe work, not that many at least. Ross just sat there watching things happen, he wasn't gunna point a finger at anyone. Only finger he'd be moving would be his middle one, and that was if someone accused him, which hadn't happened yet. Then out of nowhere the dude pulls out a brain in a jar. "Oh for fuck sake, some of us are still trying to drink!" Ross would say, the sight of the fluid in the jar instantly putting him off his drink.

But the fun wasn't over. Magic merc was also apparently a mind reader, that irked Ross a but. But he didn't feel like he had anything to hide, and if the fucker brought up what happened with his family. Well he'd know what was coming. Ross was going to give his two cents about everything, but then Erin ripped into Scarface pretty dam good, she also had a good point. And the chick, Devyn, she was on top of things. It was just going to descend into a finger pointing mess if it continued down it's current path, hopefully Elizabeth had a really good reason for believing it was Alonzo.

Turns out she was a detective in the making, throwing out little details Ross hod overlooked entirely, But honestly, he didn't feel bad about it or anything. He knew he wasn't a detective, he didn't expect himself to notice shit like that. he also wasn't happy about being told he wasn't used to rich things, he was plenty used to rich things, he just found them weird is all. That aside Liz had a really solid reason for thinking it was Alonzo, so he might as well throw his lot in with her. "Fuck. Sorry mate but she makes a pretty dam good point."


Maggy clicked her tongue as Death brushed her off, she was just about ready to hit something, her eye blaring red. It appeared that this Skeleton was Death, as in the Death. Maggy forced herself to calm a little, she might've been slightly deranged, but she wasn't an idiot. From what he was saying, it seemed there had been some kind of mix up and now Maggy was trapped in hell for two days. Wasn't that just perfect. And she was stuck with a bunch of wankers, well Death didn't say anything about them needing to stay together, and it seemed they dickweed with glowing eyes was preoccupied with the blue bitch. Maggy simply started walking towards the stations exit, she did't need these fools, and she'd be able to drop her disguise here in hell, and most likely kill some things. Maggy would've been a good distance away when the assassin showed themselves, shit she had no idea he was there. Maybe she'd keep her disguise up for a while after leaving the station.

She walked out and looked around, this place seemed normal so far, just like home actually. Something didn't feel right thought, something in Maggy's stomach felt wrong, not just emotionally but physically she felt ill. And not the kind of ill from her toxic bile, something was very wrong with this place. She knew it was hell, but she still didn't expect a feeling like this.
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Ross sat there listening to the questions and their answers. And they were bloody good questions, all the immediately important bases were covered. Now it was just up to Ross to decide how he wanted this to go, he was going for a cash in hand form of payment, that was for curtain. He was also pretty sure he didn't wan't to sleep in a building with more than one of these people, he didn't trust any of them as far as he could throw them, except the kid, he was fairly sure he could give her some serious air time. Either way, he'd probably shack up in a nearby hotel, or motel, somewhere cheap. He'd deal with all that later though first, he'd have to listen in, Eve was talking again.

Great. A test, Perfect... Ross looked a little annoyed as he peered around the room, Ross wasn't the kind of person who could read other. Well not most of the time, and this time was no different, he'd not picked up any signs that one of them could be a mole. He wanted to say it was this Elizabeth chick, but his only reason for that was because she'd been there before him. fuck. I should've watched more detective shows... Only person Ross was sure about was the kid, she was far to young and wild, not to mention her accent was from the other end of the planet.

Ross was at a loss. He could just beat the information out of them, that worked well. But he didn't think that would be great for first impressions, or tolerated by Lady Eve. Lucky for him the creep in black seem to have a guess, the vial on her neck pointed at Scarface. But looking at the vial was full of some red shit, Ross was pretty sure it was blood but didn't care enough to think about it. It also seemed that the lady of a thousand questions also thought that Scarface was the mole, poor bugger already had two fingers being pointed at him. Ross had no competent guess so he figured he'd just follow their lead and see where this goes. He did fell like he needed to say something, just to make sure he wasn't just looking around at people like a paranoid wanker. "Could I-uhh get another drink?"


Maggy followed the girl for a moment before a voice stopped the cashier. And of coarse it was the monkey from before, it couldn't have been some other random person could it? She let out a growl as she turned to face Smoke, but she found herself looking at his chin rather than his eyes. He'd gotten taller somehow, Maggy quickly corrected herself, now having to look up at Smoke. "So it was you..." Maggy frowned watching the cashier leave with her hands full of cash. Her eye twitched when Smoke got closer, she might've taken a step back but that would've made it look like she was afraid. Maggy couldn't have that, so she herself took another step forward, meeting Smoke part way. They were very close now, Maggy's teeth grated against one another as she glared at Smoke.

Maggy was just about done with this guy, then he spoke about thanking her. Why the hell is he thanking me? He's obviously just an idiot... Maggy wasn't amused at all, this guy was hitting on her and talking about the "secret admirer approach". Maggy was going to be sick. This dude didn't know how to take a hint did he? "Ooooh ok, I get it now. You're completely incompetent. I don't know if I made it clear enough before but. I. Want. You. To. Fuck. Off." Maggy again turned her back on Smoke and started walking off, her red eye dimly glowing with her rage. Things only got worse when she found herself telported.




She looked around at all of the people. She'd not been the only one taken onto the train it seemed, there was only a few others. Not all of them were of interest to Maggy, but there was some people who caught her attention. Firstly there was a spider chick, she looked interesting, Maggy had never seen someone with a monstrous appearance like her before. Then there was this blue bitch with a visor, she looked like an asshole. Maggy then spotted Smoke. Her red eye started glowing red, not super bright, but it would be instantly noticeable. Luckily before she could do anything the train started speeding up, forcing her to hold onto some rails for balance.

Then it stopped, the force almost making Maggy fall. Maggy hissed and walked out the door of the train, looking around to try and see what the hell was going on, it was just some skeleton in casual clothes. And... Smoke... Of coarse he needed was being the big man and was going to "Handle" this. It was just some fucking bones, Maggy didn't have time for this shit. "Yeah as if I'd listen to you, Romeo. Out of my way I'm leaving." Maggy shoved past Smoke and stormed towards the skeleton. "What way is the exit?" Maggy's red eye would twitch as she glared at the skeleton.
Recovery Lad


Recovery lad nodded. "Yeah, Edith lost a lot of blood. She's not in the best of shape at the moment. As for Mycel, he's a tough one. He came in pretty rough but was out super quickly. I didn't even need to use my quirk." Recovery Lad sighed quietly. "I better get some things ready for the next round, I have a strong feeling there will be more patients to take care of after lunch ends." Recover Lad smiled. "You can leave Kiyoshi here with me, my quirk makes people awfully tired, so I'll look after him till he feels better." He'd then wave Sora off as he carried Kiyoshi over to a bed.



Koharu listened to what everyone was saying, but only small bits of it got through. She was starting to stress out, then this new girl broke down the situation with surprising accuracy, even still. Her words didn't calm Koharu down, simply stop her from getting worse. Then Charles had to go and say the thing about "partners as in team mate" This made Koharu think of how people perceived Charles and Koharu sharing shade under a tree. Charles and Koharu sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

With that thought Koharu officially broke, falling to one side while still curled into a ball. She groaned quietly, but this was a constant groan, and it sounded similar to the old computer dial up tone.


Maggy walked into the bathroom gritting her teeth, the nerve of that guy. Didn't matter, he was gone now, and she could finally change into her new dress. She went into a spare cubical and removed all her soiled clothes, she let out a great sigh of relief as she didn't have to deal with the clothes clinging to her skin. She tossed the dirty dress to the side and turned off her disguise, she needed to see her wings properly. Horns and wings extend the time it takes to put clothes one considerably, after eventually donning her new garments she reapplied her disguise and walked out of her cubical. She was satisfied with the dress "Who knew I could rock purple so well?" She joked to herself, but she didn't find it funny.

When she got out of the bathroom she was greeted by a pile of clothes and the tiny girl from the store. It was almost comical seeing her tiny legs behind the clothing she carried, but Maggy was not in the mood to laugh. "Who bought these and told you to give them to me?" Maggy's first thoughts were that someone must be following her, or it was the jerkoff from before. Neither option pleased her. "You know what it doesn't matter. You go tell whoever got these for me, to stop following me." Maggy was mad and she let it get into her tone. The girl would've been slightly intimidated by the tall woman growling at her, not to mention the dimly glowing red eye. Maggy let out a sigh, the poor girl didn't deserve that. Probably. "Sorry, I let my anger get the better of me for a moment. Could you please return these dresses back to the shelves, if I am going to get a gift, I would like to know who the source is. I don't like strangers, or stalkers..."

The girl nodded furiously quickly taking the clothes and headed back towards the store, despite Maggy's efforts she'd still spooked the poor girl. Maggy cursed under her breath, but then she thought for a moment, yes that was it. She would follow the girl back to this charitable stranger. Then she'd have a word...
@ProPro

Me want Broker.


Maggy was walking along headed for a bathroom when a voice seemed to address her. She sighed as she looked at whoever it was, looked like some street rat,only interesting thing about him was the glowing eyes. He complemented her mask, mistake one, the he pointed out her dirty dress, mistake two. Maggy let out a angered growl "Don't call me doll. I understand that you spend an awfully large amount of time with inflatables, but real women have brains. Something you clearly lack if you think pointing out someone's soiled dress is a good way to start a conversation. Now if you're done being an idiot, please leave."

Maggy hissed as she noticed some people looking at her, it didn't help that her left eye was lighting up. She had to get out to a bathroom, not only was she getting far too angry and needed to change her dress, but she also felt like she was going to be sick. Before getting a response she turned and walked away, she couldn't waste anymore time on him. This was the last time she slept down in the Undercity.


Maggy made her way through the super store. The biggest problem was the amount of people, the amount of pushing and shoving at some points left Maggy on the breaking point. The only thing keeping her from injuring someone was the fact she'd get thrown into jail instantly. She managed to get herself into a fancy clothes shop without murdering anybody so that was a plus.

She walked into the shop, finally out of the crowds she was able to breathe for a moment. "Are you alright there? Could I help you with anything?" A soft voice came from behind Maggy, it was a female staff member come to help her. It was fairly obvious that they wanted Maggy through their shop as quickly as possible, it wasn't exactly good for business having a woman in soiled garments walking around. Maggy let out a deep breath before adressing the shorter woman "Do you have any backless dresses on the cheaper side? I'm a little skint at the moment, and as you can see my current clothes are not in the best condition. Some punks thought it would be funny pouring some... I don't even know what this is honestly, but you get the picture."

Maggy tried her best to not sound threatening, she wanted to be out of this store just as much as the staff wanted her out. The woman didn't wast any time as she escorted Maggy to the dress section, and my what a selection they had. The sight of all the dresses made Maggy forget her frustration for a moment, she did love dresses. "See anything you like?" the woman asked, trying to follow what Maggy was looking at. "Yes I believe I have, this one is beautiful." Maggy would say as she pulled a deep purple backless dress from the rack. "Excellent choice, that is indeed a beautiful dress. Would you like to try it on?"

Maggy rubbed her chin as she checked to see if the dress was her size, "No, I think I'm alright. I'll just take this and get out of your hair, I want to change out of this rancid dress as soon as possible." Maggy's words seemed to please the worker, Maggy knew exactly why but she was keeping it to herself to avoid any unneeded awkwardness.

Maggy had failed to check the price of the dress and managed to blow three hundred and fifty dollars on the dress. The dress was worth it for Maggy, but she couldn't help but get annoyed at herself for spending most of her money on one item. Well at least she could head off to a bathroom and change out of her dirtied dress, then maybe she'd go for some lunch.


Maggy yawned as she leaned up, another sleep on a machine in the Undercity, she flicked on her disguise and stood up. This wasn't the first time she'd done it, but this time she picked a bad machine to sleep on. There had been some kind of leak and now her clothes were ruined, maybe she'd have to go to this grand opening after all. Maybe the huge amount of people would make it easier to go un-noticed, hopefully.

So Maggy waited for her clothes to dry using the heat from a boiler exhaust to speed up the process. It wasn't comfortable but it got the job done. The journey to the new shopping center was just as uncomfortable, the large stains on her dress making her a target for many strange looks. Maggy tried to simply ignore them, but the sheer amount of them was starting to piss her off. The bus ride felt like an eternity, and Maggy was getting to the point where she was going to attack someone. Luckily the bus arrived out the front of the new super store just in time, Maggy had to drape hair over her eye to hide it's faint glow.

She looked up at the massive store and reached into her pocket to feel for how much cash she had on her, felt like she had around four hundred on her. Should be enough for a few backless dresses and maybe some shoes, a new skirt might have to wait. Maggy grumbled to herself as she walked towards the huge building.
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