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Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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I'm just some filthy Australian.

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Diana was laying in her hospital bed fully geared up and ready to head out, but as she stood up she heard Marlin yelling about his missing rib. Diana figured as much, but she just wished she didn't have to hear Marlin yelling about it. He sounded like a child in a candy store, it was infuriating. Taking a wound like that and getting excited over was the height if stupidity in Diana's books. Letting out a sigh she stood up and headed out of her cubicle. "I'm here you idiot!" Diana said as she approached the group she then gave Marlin a brief glare. "Now shut up, people are trying to sleep here. This is a hospital."

Diana scowled into the distance for a few moments before speaking again. "Thank you for protecting me Marlin." Diana clicked her tongue after she finished speaking. It looked as if it physically hurt her to thank Marlin, like her leg twitched and everything. "So. What's the plan?" Diana said trying to change the topic before Marlin could say anything foolish.
I'm sorry lads but I'm going to have to drop out. I'm helping a friend CO-GM an upcoming RP and I just can't keep up with how many RPs I'm in. It was a great time RPing with you guys, sorry to just suddenly up and bail.
Hunters




The trip on the boat was fairly uneventful ignoring the chatting and accidents that went down by the cooking pot. The seas were kind all the way until they reached the river, it was now that the hunters would get their first real look at the island. While this first look would be of swampy mangrove it was beautiful in it's own way. The drooping willow tree leaves hanging over the rivers edge, so of the branches extending far enough to reach the boat itself. "Would you look at that. Magnificent."

There would be a good few hours of sailing before they got to their destination at the end of the river, the journey would be mostly peaceful bar a few monsters giving the boat a dirty look. That was until a few Remobra decided to descend upon the boat. "Oh that's just perfect! Hunters! Deal with these pests! Everyone else back to your cabins!" Berillius maintained his position at the wheel of the boat, having to keep the thing heading down the river safely.

There was around 20 Remobras circling the boat, most of them flying out of blades reach and hurling globs of poison onto the deck. There were a few that had landed and were hissing and fighting one another as the headed towards where the food and cooking pot were.



Yurel




Scrap would look up at Yurel, still obviously on edge he got to his feet and shook himself off. "I-uhhh. Sorry about that, those things are just... So scary, I thought I was going to get spotted for sure." With that said Scrap would head off with Yurel, the pair of them having to really pick up the pace to catch up with Sauron who at this point was running at full speed. They would follow the tracks of the Duramboros herd for a good few minutes before they found their first panicked animal, an Apceros that was separated from its herd in the panic. Sauron stood there crouched down behind a rock and looked back at the pair.

"Scrap, Yurel. You two get it's attention, make it focus on you. When that's done I'll come in from the side and knock it down. After that we go for the kill. Alright move!" Sauron would say his tone commanding but not in a nasty way. Then Sauron would make himself scarce, heading around and looking for a position to properly flank the Apceros.

"Lets try not get our heads knocked of yeah Yurel, heh heh." Scarp fidgeted nervously as he looked at the stampeding Apceros. Scarp let out a quick whimper before running at the armored herbivore, barking and growling at it making sure to keep his distance.



Ten




Ten's short legs would betray her as the clattering of claws on ice and snow grew closer and closer. Then suddenly the clattering would be over powered by the mixed sounds of crashing ice and a roar. It seemed that the creature was a Lagombi, and a mad one at that. Ten seemed to have some awful luck, ending up in the middle of a battle between a Lagmobi and a Giaprey pack. But perhaps this could be used to the young Zarmite's advantage, if the Lagombi took our a Giaprey or two then that would be another easy meal perhaps even enough for a small spurt of growth. But if a few of the Giaprey decided they wanted to go after Ten instead of the Lagmombi, then she'd be in major trouble.



Swiper




It looked like Swiper's egg swiping experience wasn't failing him, the Pink Rathian only stirring slightly as he reached in for the egg. But it was that moment that the ground began to shake a little. Something big was coming, or lots of big something more accurately. The tremors didn't seem to be bothering the Pink Rathian yet, so Swiper had to make a quick decision. There wasn't much time before whatever was making all that noise got here and the Rathian was woken from it's slumber. Run? Take the egg? Both?
Aya will just chill in a van and pass out.
Hogan lay fairly still on the floor as the man's concerns were pacified, goodness people were so easy to fool. Hogan was rather upset by the man calling him an alligator, but mistakes like that were common among the ignorant... At least the buffoon was a decent individual as he hoped that the "show" would be good but unfortunately being a nice idiot still made you an idiot.

Then the pair finally got to head off, now on the clock they probably wouldn't have much time for laying about... Hogan would glance up at Arthur briefly as the man commended him for... Being smarter and more cooperative than most people he knows... He thought that being smarter than most people was an achievement worth praise? Hah! Hogan wasn't sure if he should find it funny or offensive, probably funny considering that so far Arthur hadn't shown him any form of hostility.

After crossing the bridge Hogan decided to make his way towards the closest body of water, while he was pretty sure he'd be stopped before he managed to get into said water, being closer was enough for him at the moment.
A Tarry Talk
A colab between myself and @Gardevoiran




Kendall sat outside of the offices in the PRT. They were instructed to by the official handling all of their paperwork and their mom, as to give them time to discuss some matters that needed sorting out in regards to them being a Ward. Their legs were kicking back and forth in the chair as they waited, occasionally looking down at their hands to observe them changing between the normal state they were in and the amorphous tentacle form they could be.

Silvia was making her way around the PRT building trying to get a better idea of where everything was, she’d only been there two weeks and hadn’t been able to commit the layout to memory yet. While it was hard for her to walk through so many pairs of eyes she knew she’d have to get more used to it if she was going to be a cape, especially a cape with an appearance as distinct as her own. At this point Silvia was close to where Kendall was sitting, but since she had no idea who the girl was she was continuing on her way.

”Hello, Sylph!” Kendall’s voice squeaked as they waved their hand. ”Are you having a bit of a tough time learning your directions around here? It looks like you’re kind of lost…” Kendall had to admit, looking up at the mighty Sylph was scary, especially when she’s about double their height, but it would only be minorly changed if Kendall was… her.

Silvia jumped as she heard her hero name called out, her tail curled up slightly and she looked around for the culprit. And she was a little surprised to see a rather small girl looking up at her, she then quickly looked around and rubbed the back of her head. She must be in the wards section or something. ”I uhhh… Y-yes I am a little lost...” Silvia felt her cheeks heat up from the embarrassment. ”Oh um, you can call me Silvia if you want to. Sylph is my on duty name. What brings you here?”

”I’m becoming a ward! My mom finally gave me permission! She’s just in there, filling out some paperwork.” Kendall giggles as they stand up. ”I mean, I’ve been fighting crime for a while as my alter-ego, but now I get to do it on a team! I’m excited!” Kendall squeals with excitement, bouncing up and down with pure and eager joy.

Silvia smiled down at the girl. ”Congratulations! You seem like you’ve wanted this for some time.” Silvia decided to crouch down a little as to not loom over the girl like a tree. ”I hope you like the teammates you get paired with. Hopefully I’ll be part of a team soon too.” Silvia did like the idea of being in a team, but that also meant being around people a lot. And she really did worry about what people thought of her, so if she got put into a team and the team didn’t like her and they thought she was scary or thought she was dangerous or! Enough Silvia! Stop worrying! Silvia smile went a little awkward as she tried to maintain her composure. If talking to a kid could get her this worked up how the heck could she be part of a team?

”We have… hehe…” Kendall noticed the situation becoming more tense and tense as Silvia became visibly stressed, Kendall finally stepping up and hugging the dragon girl. Unfortunately, her arms couldn’t wrap entirely around Silvia, but she tried to get them as far as they could go around her without their power becoming prevalent. ”I think you have pretty good odds, Silvia.”

Then the arms turned slick as they wrapped all the way around Silvia’s waist, the only part Kendall could easily hug around with how much substance they had in their body.

Silvia was shocked to say the least when the kid clung to her. She’d not actually been hugged before, at least not in the two weeks she could remember. Her tail slowly lowered to the floor and her wings drooped slightly, what an experience. ”I-I-I-uh th-thank, thank you?” Silvia was pretty stunned and formulating a proper sentence was not something she could do at this point. She ignored the strange feeling on her back and gently lowered one of her own arms down and slowly wrapped it behind this girl. What a kind little sou- wait a second, did she say we? Nevermind.

Well maybe Silvia wasn’t as scary looking as she once thought, kids didn’t seem to be afraid of her, if the charity event and this girl here shared the opinion of the majority of other kids. ”I-umm I’m sorry but I’ve not caught your name.”

”Well, you caught one of my names yesterday, but I’m Ke-.” the kid stopped speaking suddenly as they backed up, trying not to speak and risk vomiting all over the offices. The tarry arms of Mastar were clearly evident now as Kendall looked back at Silvia, finally finishing her statement. ”K-Kendall… sorry. The power does that sometimes.”

Silvia was a little shocked when she saw Kendall’s arms were made of… Tar? Wait a minute, Kendall said she caught another one of her names yesterday. No way. This adorable little thing was the cape Mastar! The one who commented on how endowed Silvia and herself were! And this girl had just hugged her around the waist! Or was she going to reach for the butt!? Oh god oh jeez oh man! Silvia quickly stood back up, her left foot tapping on the ground, with a sound that was much more obvious than she liked. ”O-oohoh oh no problem, no problem at all. It wa-was nice to meet you K-kendall. I better get g-going, I wouldn’t want to keep you from becoming a ward and all that. H-have a nice day!” Silvia quickly started walking away looking down at the floor.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

”Silvia, w-wait…!” Kendall awkwardly stood there, watching Silvia run away in pure unbridled embarrassment. All they could do was hold their hand out in a vain effort to keep Silvia’s attention. ”I’m sorry if I said anything bad…” Disheartened, the kid walked over to their seat and sat back down, looking at the floor and no longer kicking their feet. ”... oh carrotsticks.”
Hunters




Rebecca looked up from her book glancing over at Jun, "Oh this? It is a study of Gigginox and Zamtrios breeding cycles, not my own sadly but perhaps on this island I will be able to observe some of these blood sucking monsters in action. I do find the early stages of their lives to be vastly interesting." She looked back at the page briefly and tilted her head slightly. "Here it says there have been instances where Gigginox lay eggs on themselves, and some people think they might lay eggs in live prey and let the babies hatch inside the victim. Positively ghastly."

Jack just watched as all the hunters just dispersed, before he could say anything Henry pat him on the back and pointed at the map. "Look it's just here see." Henry point to the parts of the map that Berillius had showing Jack the planned course. After that Jack decided he would go off to bed.

Simon sat atop his pot and dished out food for everyone, giving Luna, Trove and Tyrin a healthy helping of soup. It was a fish based soup as they'ed been living off a lot of fish for the most part of the journey. He was now just toddling over towards Tyrin and Trove with a serve of soup for himself.

Fillie had already downed two bowls of soup and was working on her third when she noticed Luna. Fillie'd not introduced herself yet so she decided now was as good a time as any. "Hiya hunter! I've not had the pleasure of introducing myself to you yet! The name's Fillie Averist, I look forward to working with you!" Fillie was positively beaming, like a kut-ku that'd just found a Konchu den.



Yurel




Sauron remained quiet as the herd of lumbering behemoths charged off into the distance before turning to respond to Yurel. "No we'll leave them be, going after them would be suicide." Sauron looked in the direction the herd had come from as he came out from behind cover. "A herd like that would have surely caused a panic back where they came from, and panicked prey is easy prey. But we must move quickly, panicked prey also goes into hiding."

Sauron would then take off in the direction the Duramboros herd had come from, some of the huge footprints had actually turned up the ground and dug up some bugs, a testament to the power and weight of powerful herbivores. Scrap was still shaking a little still curled up behind the rock he'd chosen to hide behind.



Ten




It seemed like the coast was clear thought the sound in the distance was still getting closer, in fact it was getting closer quite quickly. It sounded like a sort of scraping or sliding against the snow covered ground. Then all of a sudden the sound of clattering claws could be heard coming from where Ten had hidden just before, the Giaprey had returned, and now that they had their smell masked by the wind. Ten would hear the cries of the Giaprey as the caught her cent and had no doubt spotted her now, and the situation was only going to get worse with the ever approaching sound continued to creep closer.



Swiper




As Swiper reached the top of the steep slope of the waterfall he'd find himself a nice big wyvern's nest, but with the nest came a nice big Pink Rathian! Thankfully the protective queen lay asleep, her snoring managing to overpower the sounds of the waterfall. Unfortunatly while the Rathain was asleep and hand't been alerted to Swiper's presence it was fast asleep right on top of the nest, if Swiper was going to get one of her delicious eggs he would have to take one from underneath her.


Diana couldn't help but overhead Bisque speaking about blocking optical things, it was fairly easy to put two and two together. And while the proposition of being able to look at people dead on without them getting frightened was an appetizing one. But as much as she was interested she would save her questions for later, now she needed to rest, the pain in her arm was really starting to piss her off.

Diana managed to get a good amount of sleep on the ship though waking up to a sore neck and arm left her in a particularly poor mood. At least they were at the medical center now and she'd be able to get her arm into a brace. As they got off the ship they were greeted by some staff, and Yoki being the tough-guy that he is tried to wave them off. Diana was more than happy to witness Eve kick his ass into the medical. Though Eve felt it reasonable to make sure that Diana wasn't going to try and be a tough-guy. "Don't worry, I'm well aware that I require medical attention. I don't have a secret affection for pain." Diana walked off with the medical center staff, I wonder how Marlin is faring.
Hogan lay there on the ground very much pleased to have his body back onto solid ground, though it was obvious that the people about were not as happy. The fear on their face was unmistakable, though one fellow seemed to have the audacity to not only call Hogan a thing but also to say he needed to leave. This whelp didn't know how lucky he was that Arthur was there. Hogan let out a soft hissing as Arthur attempted to talk the man down. Hogan welcomed the pat on the back though he did keep his eyes on the stranger.

“Here, take a look. Hogan, do you want to be friends with this gentleman?”

Hogan slowly closed his mouth and nodded. It hurt Hogan almost visibly for him to be so nice to this interloper, but alas Hogan was on the job and needed to behave. Even if he really wanted to lunge at this troglodyte just to make him soil himself.

“And are you dangerous in any way?”

Hogan took a moment to glare at Arthur before rolling his eyes and shaking his head from side to side. God all this head moving wasn't helping his carsickness.

“And are you here for the licensed, professional animal show beginning in half an hour?”

Hogan again nodded, letting his head drop to the floor after a couple of nods. Hogan didn't like what might come of Arthur's little lie, if Hogan actually found him self in a position where he had to perform tricks... He better get a substantial reward. The thought itself was enough to make Hogan grumble a little, but he didn't expect the humans to know what it meant. To them all things seemed to sound the same.


Aya very much didn't appreciate the spit from Skull nor his condescending words. "Thank you f-for the criticism. I'd not quite gotten enough of that y-yet." She honestly wanted to flip the dude off, but she lacked the energy. That and she felt this psycho fuck would just put a bullet in her head, and she quite liked having a brain.

Aya slid down behind some cover when she heard Verd call out her name. He was different. At least from the other time she'd seen him, he was far less bouncy and excitable. Perhaps that's just how he copped with the stress of combat? "N-no, I don't carry a weapon." Aya cringed as a sharp stab of pain ran through her, her body reminding her of how badly she was wounded. "Unless... You count a syringe as aaa, a weapon." Aya slowly tipped her medical bag onto the floor next to her, a few small needles and a scalpel rolling out onto the floor.
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