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4 yrs ago
Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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6 yrs ago
Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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7 yrs ago
Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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7 yrs ago
Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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Jenny looked up as she felt Felix jump onto her lap, Jenny had chewed through about half the bar by this point. Jenny stopped eating so she could properly listen to Felix as the Nargacuga laid out what was going on, nodding along to the breakdown of their orders. Jenny's cheeks flushed red a little as Felix spoke of getting dressed in front of people, squirming a little as she started to feel a little less comfortable with this girl being on her lap.

To try and calm herself Jenny took a few more large bites out of the metal beam quickly cutting it down to about a quarter of it's starting length. Jenny's eyes followed where Felix nodded towards, upon seeing Cahreli Jenny quickly turned away and slowly chewed her food looking down at the floor. "Y-yeah..." she mumbled as Felix finished her relay of information and hopped off Jenny and headed off. "W-wait up!" Jenny said frantically following after Felix, slipping the last of the beam into her mouth kinda like it were a piece of toast. Jenny opted for crawling after Felix rather than standing up and taking a few steps before having to crawl through the door again. Luckily Jenny managed to not break any more poor tables and chairs on her way out of the mess hall and finally was able to mostly stand up again as she slowly toddled after Felix until they got to the hangar.

Jenny would finally be able to stretch her arms and legs out when she got into the hangar, she made a soft sigh of relief as her movement was no longer being restricted by the size of the rooms she was in. Breaking off from Felix she split off to her own power armor and grabbing her zero suit, as she held the tight form fitting suit in her hand she blushed a little remembering Felix's words about changing. Shaking her head Jenny walked into her docking section and pulled a massive blind that was installed just so she could get changed into her zero suit in the hanger. After getting that on she now moved on to her power armor which was fairly easy the only tricky bit was straightening out her tail so she could slide it in properly. The rest of it after that just involved leaning into the suit and letting it clamp itself together and putting on her special helmet. Jenny then started gathering a few extra fuel tanks for the others, if Jenny's power suit ran out of gas she could still move and everything so the extra fuel was almost purely for everyone else's benefit.
Ratchet


Level 2 - (6/20) EXP
Location: Scrapyard
Word count: 431




Everything seemed to be going well, the robot ninja got the pink puff ball off of the giant rabbits head and then the rabbit itself was put down, now it the only things left were the oth--... Even just thinking things were going well was a jinx! More robots yet again showed themselves, although these ones were much nastier looking than the previous ones, attempting to set up a defensive line before some of them just crapped out. Ratchet looked over the battlefield for the source but didn't dwell too much on it. Blazermate called out about Kirby's predicament and Ratchet quickly zoned in on where the poor puff was stuck. Oh yeah that wasn't good; he needed to go fetch Kirby right away! "I'm on it!" Ratchet called out, switching out his bombbuilder for his wrench.

As the Lombax broke from cover he heard Bowser yell a command, seemingly at the insane rabbits before Bowser himself barreled towards the defenseless turrets that were still under construction and just started causing havoc, making literal shock-waves and breathing torrents of flame onto the enemy. Ratchet saw it as a great distraction that he could capitalize on. Adjusting his wrench so it opened up a little wider Ratchet sprinted towards Bowser's giant hat, wrench held out to the side so he could scoop up the hat without having to slow down. Without Bowser distraction, Ratchet was pretty sure he'd have been turned into paste right now by all those turrets. Sure he was pretty agile but with that many guns shooting at once you just got to the point where you couldn't dodge anymore.

Ratchet slid past the hat which housed the little pink puff and snatched it up with his wrench, the hat sitting snugly in its teeth. Ratchet never stopped moving, pulling a full 180 so he could take Kirby back to Blazermate so she could assist him if he'd suffered any damage. He smiled at the star warrior giving him a nod "I gotcha little guy. You're going to be alright." Now all that was left was to get back to cover, but Ratchet wasn't sure if he was going to make it back behind cover unscathed. Bowser was a big scary monster. In fact the more Ratchet watched him torch robots the more he was reminded of a blargian snagglebeast, but even so the big guy couldn't soak up all the attention. Especially considering Ratchet was rescuing Kirby, whom for some reason attracted the attention of Galeem's forces like a moth to a flame.
Ratchet

Level 2 - (5/20) EXP
Location: Scrapyard - Right
Word count: 686




Ratchet peaked over cover catching glimpses of the Rabbit's advance impressed at the tactical skill these rather dull looking creatures had, this advance also made it clear that the tide was turning in the rabbit's favor. Which was both good and bad, good because it means Kirby is safe as long as the chunky rabbit stayed put, but it also was bad because who knows if these things would just turn on them after the robots were done. Then suddenly even more robots turned up and these ones all had miniguns! The amount of bullets they were putting out forced Ratchet to duck his head back behind cover, Ratchet hissed in pain as a bullet grazed his cheek just before his head was safely behind the mound of scrap that was his cover. The pain of the cut quickly faded as Blazermate focused her healing beam on Ratchet quickly patching up the Lombax, Ratchet gave her a quick two fingered salute. "Thanks."

The healing from Blazermate made Ratchet a little bolder and he stuck his head out of cover again, but instead of a hail of bullets he saw that all the robots were covered in gunk and honey and were unable to move. Ratchet smirked at this and flipped the barrels on his bombbuilder around so that he'd launch the remote charges, he wasn't sure what this setting did yet but he was fairly sure it was going to explode. He launched a volley of three bombs onto the goo covered robots, the little barrels getting stuck in the sticky honey that held many of the bots in place. Wait what only three!? This setting used even more ammo than the last one! Well there goes all his ammo... And the bombs didn't look like they were exploding... Ratchet frowned down at his gun, he would instantly notice a new button had flipped open on the top, labeled with a little explosion on it. Ratchet felt silly for a moment as he hit the button and detonated the explosives sending a rain of gears and bolts flying into the air. "Not a bad gun!" he called over to the Courier.

Looking back at the rabbits Ratchet saw that they'd descended into frantic mess of gunfire but more importantly the brute with the brick was now running at Roadhog looking as if he was going to pound the man into paste with his massive demolition stick. Ratchet switched his weapons pulling out his wrench, running closer to roadhog so he could get a better shot with his wrench. As the Lombax threw his weapon a stray shot from one of the panicking rabbids struck his hand burning the back of it and making him drop his wrench. "Aaah!" Ratchet shook his hand to cool it off a little quicker and dived back into cover. Ratchet looked back at his wrench that now lay out in the line of fire and he noticed it twitch a little, his magnet glove must have been working again! Ratchet held out his hand and watched his wrench fly back into his hand, catching it as he'd don so many times before gave Ratchet a quick hit of nostalgia quickly followed by pain, oh so much pain. He had to catch the thing with his burnt hand didn't he? But again the vigilant work of Blazermate quickly eased his pain and patched his wound.

Ratchet liked this girl, he was for sure going to introduce her to Clank once he'd found him. Tall, pretty and carried a beam that seemed to output nanotech. Hopefully she liked short smart guys like Clank. Ratchet dropped that chain of thought as he remembered the giant brute rabbid that was trying to kill Roadhog and currently still had Kirby captive on the top of his head. He looked back at the others taking a moment to think. "Any of you think you can knock that hat of that things head? I can catch it if you guys can just get it of his head." Ratchet pointed at the dapper white hat on the Smasher's head.
Ok Tora is really growing on me. All the "meh" stuff just makes me smile like an idiot.
Hogan listened to two talk looking up at Arthur as he spoke of the time they spent getting no results and gave the girl some advice about getting used to this line of work. It was good to see him reassuring the poor girl, she looked so fragile and soft and not just in comparison to Arthur and Hogan but just by normal human standards. And Arthur was right about the never being able to get used to the things you see as a stand user, Hogan himself was a testament to that statement. Admittedly Mieke hadn't reacted that notably when they met back in the boss' office so perhaps Hogan wasn't as shocking as he thought he was. Either way this girl would obviously need support along the journey, especially at the start, since Arthur had already started giving some support Hogan decided he should give some too. Shifting his scaled bulk to face Mieke he slowly walked towards her and placed his head on her lap, just laying there looking up at her, he had no idea if this would help but Hogan had watched TV before and they did this hugging thing where they got really close and just sat there. To hogan that just reminded him of the zoo and lazing about in a pile of other crocodiles, but humans are not crocodiles. Hmm maybe hugs don't work if you're a crocodile...
Jenny felt Felix slid down her shoulder and lean onto her face, slowly she pulled a hand away from her face so she could try and see who the person was. Jenny out of the corner of her eye was the one who'd scaled her like a piece of playground equipment, long black tail and pointed ears one the top of her head were the first things Jenny noticed as they were some of the easiest things to spot. The girl did seem nice enough too, telling Jenny to go grab something to eat while she got the info from the briefing, though she also had no idea about the concept of personal space. "O-ok..." Jenny said in a voice so tiny it was hard to believe it'd come from her but before the giant could move to go eat she noticed that the slimy lady was talking to her, pointing out that Jenny was in the same class as the scary spider lady, this did little to comfort her as she gave the spider a quick glance before looking back up at the pair of bees.

Jenny's face was still beat red when she addressed them, "Do y-you guy want t-to get something to eat?" Jenny then started to cautiously shuffle towards the cafeteria looking to get her specialized food which in this case was a massive steel beam which was currently being wheeled out for her using a pair of forklifts. Ever so carefully Jenny leaned down and picked up the beam and sat herself down in a corner again, this time taking extra care not to knock around any tables with her tail. Once seated she started to nibble on the end of the beam her teeth ripping through the metal making the unpleasant sound of contorting metal. She almost for got to thank the people who brought out her meal, she quickly corrected her mistake and bowed her head "th-thank you!" she said, her face still a brighter shade of red.
Ratchet

Level 2 - (4/20) EXP
Location: Ancient Gardens --> Scrapyard.
Word count: 557




As Ratchet chased the rabbits with the Zer0, Blazermate and 6, Ratchet took a moment to look at his grenade launcher to see if he couldn't figure out how it worked. It by no means looked like an advanced piece of technology which was what made Ratchet want to be sure how it worked even more, he didn't think it would be fun to have gun blow up in his face. Then a thunderous boom sounded out and suddenly poof the rabbid holding Bowser's hat was gone, unfortunately the hat was quickly recovered by the other screaming bunnies. The pursuit led to a massive scrap yard, junk and massive toy blocks it looked quite strange but that's what happens when different worlds are crammed together, but Ratchet was much more interested in the enemies that littered this area.

There was a large assortment of different kinds of robots, though non of them carried any kind of vibes to robots he'd faced before. Well actually maybe some of them looked similar to the robot troopers Nefarious used a long time ago but since then his robots changed in design a lot, plus the weapons they were using weren't shooting massive balls of plasma so there's that. Opposing these robots was an assortment of different rabbits with lots of different kinds of gear, the ones standing out the most being the large ones with shields and the even bigger ones with the giant bricks. In general it was just a massive conflict between bunny and bot.

A particular squad or rabbids had just gotten ambushed by an assortment of robots and the little guys were being forced to hunker down, it was this very group that was now in possession of Bowser's hat and by extension Kirby. Before Ratchet could even being to conceive and attack plan Courier 6 had already started towards the conflict, jumping into the fray and going ham. Ratchet ran in after 6 sliding behind a pile of scrap, keeping his head low as to avoid it getting blow off. After yet another brief inspection of his gun Ratchet flipped the barrels around switching it to mine shooter mode, taking aim over at a group of omnics before shooting off 2 shots aiming to plant the explosives directly in the heart of the enemies. He glanced down at the mana-gauge and saw that a quarter of it was gone, so the gun didn't have a high ammo capacity. Peeking back over the cover he saw the mines explode taking out a fair few omnics, at least the thing packed a punch, though now knowing the limitations of the gun made Ratchet far less eager to fire it again. He'd have to make his shots count or he'd be back at it with his wrench and with all the shots flying through the air Ratchet knew his agility wouldn't be able to keep him out of harm's way.

Ratchets focus was on the robots for now, the rabbits were the losing side here and they were also the side which had Kirby captive so if they were shredded to pieces by robots Kirby would surely go with them. Kirby being among them also presented the problem of Ratchet not being able to use his gun one them, lest he damage the little pink puffball.





Silvia's attempt to get his attention had failed, the mad man was still going after people and causing damage. She needed to stop him from getting to anyone else but from the sounds he was about to get another victim, the thud of a body hitting concrete was a clear indicator of that. She trembled as she had no idea how to deal with this situation the cables and water everywhere didn't help her calm down either, she knew how dangerous live wires were and was in no hurry to see if she was able to survive making contact with them, she was tough but she didn't think she was that tough.

She needed to think quickly, find a way to get his attention and then make sure to catch him in a tornado. But he was far to busy going for bystanders, Silvia remember how he wanted people to look at him so that they would panic, maybe if she called him out as if he were a coward trying to hide from her. That might work. She did have a general idea of which direction he was in because of the thud against the concrete so she would go that way. She needed to... Lower her arm and look straight ahead if her bluff was to be believed by the villain, if he saw Silvia standing there covering her vision while shouting that he was a coward he might just ignore her, she couldn't afford that. With a great amount of hesitation she lowered her arm uncovering her face. "Coward where are you!? Stop hiding and show yourself!" she was looking in the direction the thud had come from so if he did take the bait she would see him come at her, at least if he didn't try sneaking around to try and flank her, but then he'd have to get past her wind barrier.
3D rigging! That's badass! @Archmage MC I wish I had the computer and the programs to start messing around with that, it's for sure something I want to do in the future. Animations an all of that are great, and if I ever get to the point where I can make and rig my own models ready to be animated. Ho boy I'd be in heaven, honestly that's one of my end goals in life. I get excited just thinking of all the things that could be brought to life and things like that, god it makes me giddy!
Jenny sat there looking down at the spider when she felt something bouncing and climbing up her, before she could even try to guess or get a good look at what it was it was already on the top of her head. The senior pilot Fellecia had quickly scaled up her body and was now using her head as a pedestal to talk from, something that only served to make Jenny blush furiously. She was being climbed like a mountain and had someone on top of her head she couldn't see, it was like having a giant bug in her hair but that bug was actually an angry Nargacuga. Jenny went to reach for Fellecia but stopped herself and simply placed her fists on her cheeks as she continued to blush furiously. Then Fellecia started yelling down at Cahreli oh no this is all my fault! Jenny wanted to speak up but she couldn't bring herself to, a mix of not wanting to interrupt and embarrassment had her silenced.

It was about now that Ray tried to step in and stop the argument before it could get a chance to go any further, then bees entered the room gosh even more people! Jenny squirmed a little making a soft squeaking noise that would be rather loud given her size, she wanted to just crawl back out into the hallway and run to the hanger so she could curl up alone. But she had a passenger at the moment and feared moving at all so she could avoid hurting them.

Jenny was a little surprised when a pair of the worker bees Daffodil and Tulip had introduce themselves and were asking if they could be her friends, Jenny was almost overcome with joy at that moment. "O-ok." even with the amount of excitement brewing inside her she kept herself quiet, her face was almost as red as her horns at this point. Though the happy train screeched to a halt as Cahreli started popping off, Jenny was at such a loss of what to do she just continued too look between the bees and the spider. She was actually trembling now as the fists pressed against her cheeks demonstrated with their subtle shaking. "S-sorry!..." She blurted out again unable to formulate any other words for the situation.

She just came her to eat a little something, a fact her body reminded her of with a loud stomach rumble. This probably sounded more akin to far off thunder to the rest of the people in the but to Jenny it was the unmistakable sound of a stomach groan. That sound erupting from her was the final straw, Jenny's tail stiffened out in the air kind of like a cat's tail as she started to shake her head while making an embarrassed whimper. How could this actually get worse.
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