Dude, it's your first match ever. You're fighting level 1 cpu's. If he does anything other than foolishly bum-rush the nearest player unit that we'll both be very surprised (especially me since I'm the one playing the cpu).
Hey sorry I haven't been on. It's a bit of work to do this an honestly after work every day i sit here and say to my self "I'm too tired to do this tonight." And this keeps happening. I know it's not a viable reason to keep vanishing but it's the truth and I'm really sorry for everyone who's just been waiting around aimlessly.
If you guys wanna leave because of this then I understand.
Well anyway, after double and triple checking, it looks like your sheet wasn't the problem. It turns out that MY sheet had an error on the HIT stat calculation. The formatting was wrong, so I fixed it and everything lines up.