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10 yrs ago
Current "all I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya,"
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10 yrs ago
Ahh! That awkward moment when you've spent the whole day talking about stupid stuff with your whole roleplay group, and in the middle of the night after everyone went to bed? A wild idea appears!! >.<
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10 yrs ago
All of a sudden, there's this sharp, stabbing, "whack," feeling shooting through me, and I'm like, "oh shit, just got bit by a spider," right? Throw off the jeans, and a bee crawls out. A f*&@ing bee!
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10 yrs ago
So I'm stepping out for a minute, right? Take off my pajamas, put on real clothes, struggle into my jeans, normal shit. Suddenly I feel something crawling on my thigh, so I swipe crazily at it.
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So I was thinking about this, and as much as Alex thinks she's super suave and her secret identity is secret, literally everyone on the team knows Polaris is Alex Hathaway. Ian, Ian's mother, Andrea, Malcolm, Hana, and Riley all have a reason to have put it together, and she's just totally oblivious, thinking no one but her little group know. ^^
Well, yeah, but I think it's bugs being all tiny and crawly that offends Alex. Like, I don't think she'd actually freak out about a really large bug, but many little bugs? She'd burn them up with her laser eyes, or fly away all dramatically. I bet she's probably actually screamed publically in front of the group at the sight of Swarm's masses of bugs on multiple occasions, like all high pitched and zero chill, too.
@Grey
Network Journal, 51

"Found a bug in my room today. As in, literally bug. Had to dispose of. Getting rusty. Must remember. She has eyes everywhere. Have to keep vigilant. Haven't slept for three days now. Bugs are watching."


This just should be a thing. All of us are super paranoid of bugs, courtesy of Swarm. Like, Alex is afraid of bugs anyway, but now every fly is a spy! :o
But I already had, like three thousand words on the Dragoon thing. ^^ We're the Dragoonslayers!



Seriously though, we could go with this ant invasion and either scrap Dragoon or just have that be something that happened at a different time, either way.
I'm sure we know each other (and if Ermine's cool with it, you should know Andrea, too). Like usually no one would know Alex's secret identity, but all the kids associated with the Guardians know each other and have worked together. We even have an app. ^^
Also, I don't think I've put this out there, but Alex is half-alien. Like, only Andrea and Alex's mom know that, but her actual bio dad is Gravitron who is some superman-type alien. Now that I think about it, I probably should have mentioned something about that before now, seems reasonably important.

The only person Alex seems to care about at all besides Riley (the human), and Andrea is Ian, who coincidentally is Riley's hang out buddy. This shit just writes itself. I mean, it could all just as easily be happenstance coincidence, but it seems awfully easy to connect the dots all the way back from Riley choosing to stay on Earth up to the modern day and difficulty establishing just what it is she wants to look like if it all boils down to she's trying to impress Alex, and hasn't figured out how to do that yet. ^^ I mean, maybe I'm just an attention whore, but it seems like it could totally work. Either way, if you're interested in pursuing that let me know. I'm also going to bed, though, so night all that are still up.

EDIT: One more thing, how do we actually identify Riley? Like, thinking about the possibility that she literally just followed Alex around and changed appearances to keep Alex from noticing got me to thinking. If my friend, uh, let's call this human person Taylor, right? Well, if my friend Taylor was a dark, tall guy yesterday, and today walks in as a short blonde girl, I wouldn't just be like, "Hey Taylor!" I mean, no, this chick would walk up to me and start talking and I'd be like, "Do I know you?"

EDIT EDIT: Okay, I swear I'm going to go to bed at some point, but what if courtship on Riley's homeworld is literally this? They have no pre-established gender or appearance, but at some point decide they like someone, follow them around, get as close as possible to them (as in inserting themselves into the other person's life) and go through this elaborate ritual dance type of thing trying to find a form that's pleasing to the other? I mean, that just seems like it should be a thing somewhere. It even plays into the whole Masks theme of self discovery and how much your view of yourself is based on that of others. Like, literally they discover what their biological sex/gender/whatever is based on finding the malleable meat suit piloting brain they like, and then the two just try out different shapes until they find one mutually pleasing to the other, and then that's just who they are from then on. I mean, they probably continue to shapeshift for combat and survival purposes, but then that just is their default appearance, and they have their mate based on what each other finally settled on based on what the other was looking for. It's even kind of twisted and romantic. In a creepy kinda way, but still. Alex for whatever weird reason just is already what Riley was looking for, and so now she's just doing her side of the dance trying to get to the point that she thinks Alex wants her to be.

I bet Riley didn't even run away from her bus in this potential universe, like she just straight up told her teachers that she found her courtship partner, and in their culture that's just that; she found the one, her one, and that's sacred, now she has to do what she has to do to make it work.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: @Hyper Harlequin Maybe I'm just not going to bed. So, Riley's people are aquatic, right? Well I doubt they have a whole lot of long, drawn out conversations. Obviously they're capable (at least in human form) of speech, but what if their primary ways of communication in their natural habitat are body language and pheromones? Like, smell is super important to them, it's their version of what speech is to humans, and even beyond that it's how they identify who they want in a partner. So basically, this field trip is way more than just that (after all, they just as easily could have watched a Magic School Bus). It is a way for them to explore different places in person, all with an either implicit or at least understood idea that they do this when they reach sexual maturity with the express purpose of looking for a mate. They have to go in person because they're literally looking for someone whose natural smell and pheromones match what the particular alien person is looking for. It all makes sense, too. I mean, why do we have sexes before reaching maturity? For humans, it's because we can't radically change our forms, but for shapeshifters? There would be no reason they would have a biological sex until they reached sexual maturity, found a mate, and worked it out so that they found some form of mutually acceptable form. I dunno, but I'm super stoked on the idea. If you don't want to do it of course we don't have to, but if not I'm totally using it for some other project down the line; I love this idea.
@Liliya
"even doing questionable shit she wouldn’t be worth enough to pay for a place to live"
Entschuldigen sie? She can actually become a client's wildest sexual fantasy and has rampant sexual pheromones, how can she not actually get 2k a month for sexy times? Even if she was posing as a human and not a shapeshifty alien, she could basically be an entire catalogue of girls for her clients' choosing! I'm not saying, however, that this is a plausible outcome since she'd likely not be aware that prostitution would be an option. Just had to get that rant off my chest xD

Technically, Alex is an option. And with this angle being opened, it would actually be very interesting if Alex was jealous about Riley roping in someone she was interested in just for Riley to be quietly fawning after her. But how much would Alex actually like her?

@Raijinslayer
We can go with the confusing little sister/brother/other angle. It just makes the inevitable "How does the penis work?" talk that much more amazing ^~^


Alex meant, like, questionably legal paperless odd jobs, I don't think she'd have considered prostitution as a reasonable career path (I mean, she isn't dumb, but I seriously doubt some rich kid who's mom is a conservative talk show politico from Dallas, Texas thinks that way). That's what I was thinking, like in some roundabout way Riley got this guy (who coincidentally is also named Riley) fawning after her because she thought to herself, "I like Alex, and I want Alex to like me. Alex likes this Riley human, and I like Alex, so why not get him to like me? That's sure to make Alex like me!"

Now I have this whole alternate universe idea in my mind where Riley's on her field trip, goes to Halcyon High with the rest of her alien class, sees Alex and is like, "I like that human!" and seriously follows her, taking different faces and shapes (body types, I mean) to stay hidden, for, like weeks. So she eventually misses the space bus, and sticks around as this alien super, does what she needs to do, and rigs the system to wind up as close to Alex as possible. Sees that Alex likes this Riley human, so she takes that name. After that doesn't work she switches around trying to find some form to see if it gets Alex to like her (because, after all, she sees that Alex clearly likes both this Riley human and this Andrea human, so why would she naturally pick either gender) and this whole time she's just been trying to get Alex to realize (in her alien way) that she wants her.
@Raijinslayer
How does Riley's alien face/plant water equal holy water? o~o
Edit: I probably missed something, hence the confusion ^///^

@Liliya
Depends on who's the most receptive to her upbeat, chaotic, weird bullshit. But Ian's already one of the two connections and is already considered quite receptive to it.


I don't think it should be Ian. I mean, do whatever, but I love the idea that he's supposedly this total lust demon incubus thing, but literally none of the girls on the team seem to pay his, "charms," any mind.

@Raijinslayer Is Ian into Riley? Like, does it bother him that she's a guy half the time?

Although, I had an idea at one point that Riley totally stole the guy that Alex has been crushing on since she was five. I never put it out, but I still have it somewhere...

The rest of those idiots, though… I didn’t, I really didn’t care about any of them. I never set out to try to care about any of them, either. I don’t treat them well. I mean, I literally live in a mansion that they’ve never seen, and probably never will. I’m sure as shit not purposefully putting myself, Andrea and my mother along with who knows who else in danger by giving any of them any information about my actual identity. I know Riley is homeless. She doesn’t say anything, at least not to me, but it isn’t all that hard to see through her. I’m not Felitrix smart, but I’m not stupid. She’s an alien castaway, obviously doesn’t have a job lacking papers, and even with that skeevy pheromone thing I doubt she’s conned anyone into letting her live at their home in Halcyon City of all places rent free. Apartments here cost two thousand double dollars a month for a person sized tube, even doing questionable shit she wouldn’t be worth enough to pay for a place to live. My mom owns three properties and, using shell companies for obvious security reasons, the Guardians have a network of safe houses, apartments, armories, hangers, even a warehouse with one of those diving tank pools that super soldiers use to train for open ocean ops. I could have her on a monthly stipend and put her up in a Guardian apartment tomorrow just on the basis of her being a super on a team I belong to, mom loves throwing money my way to make herself feel better about never being around, but I choose not to.

Why? Well, first of all, I don’t want her or anyone else on the team for that matter knowing that I have access to the Guardians or can request their assistance, monetarily or otherwise. I mean, they aren’t stupid, obviously they know that Lodestar is the mother of, “Polaris,” and everyone and their mother knows about Lodestar and her stupid jet, and chances are anyone with a jet is probably worth enough to be able to pay for a two thousand double dollar tube for a fellow super, but that isn’t the same as knowing that I, Alex, can get cash monies from the grown up supers, for business stuff anyway. If this team finds itself in real danger, I’ll beep my mom. Until then, we get by with what resources we can scrounge together, which is basically enough to buy coffee and hang out in the alley behind the Circle-K. If we can’t do it on our own, what kind of super heroes are we? Hell no am I going to Gravitron or my mom unless my back is to the wall for realzies. Also, her f#$%ing pheromone thing got the quarterback of the high school football team, Riley, beautiful guy, really, crawling all over her. I mean, not like I ever asked him out or anything, but he pays more attention to her than to me. Before her, there were other girls I guess, but at least they played it fair and square, and he always talked to me first. She waltzes in and next thing you know he’s looking her way an awful f#$%ing lot, and it is not because of anything natural… Bitch.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t care if she got hurt, though. I mean, I kinda want to smack the shit out of that little, --, whatever she is, but if someone else put a hand on that girl in a bad way I’d rip it off and beat them with it, and I know that if I saw her crying I’d break the f#$% down and cry right along with her. I dunno, it’s confusing, maybe I don’t have all my shit together, but that’s how it is between me and her, on my part anyway.
@Raijinslayer
But Ian's already the hang out guy (actually friendzoned, holy shit o~o)
Also I'm unsure if you meant to tag Grey earlier or me because I don't know what Hana did to burn Ian's face.


I don't think I've ever seen someone get friendzoned in a roleplay before it even started, and I've been doing this for a while. Legit kudos on that one.
@Raijinslayer
-Riley blows into her palm and a bubble of water forms over her hand before offering it to Ian-

@ to no one in particular
I think I'll spend this roleplaying as a time to figure out who Riley needs to have her secret crush on as per being an Outsider. Suggestions are welcome :3


Well, Malcolm has already been established as being super hot, and is almost as much of an outsider to normal human culture as Riley. Hana already has someone crushing on her, but is also a real outsider type, so I guess if Riley's into that. Ian actually likes people, and is reasonably warm and good natured. Andrea is probably the only likeable girl on the team, and has the best of both worlds with regard to being both outside and inside the normal human societal stuff. Alex probably seems more alien than Riley half the time (with her mom? Shit, she didn't watch TV until she was like seventeen, and has never had any friends besides Andrea) and just doesn't get memes, jokes, puns, any of it. Like, she's picked up some of that from Andrea, but she herself is totally clueless, and probably prefers computers and robots to anyone besides Andrea, and occasionally Ian.
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