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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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This is fine. Several high-ranking Demons have their own castles.


Alright, cool. Will be editing that now.

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@Lmpkio

His history mentions that he lives in Scandinavia. All those who enter the Nexus cannot exit it except by near-impossible means. Other than that, he looks fine by me. Await the other GM's opinion.

@Lucius Cypher

Don't make me kick you in public.


Oh... I see. Well... can I make it that he either lives in Hell, but like... having his own private lair made of permanent near-unmeltable ice? Is that fine?
Welp... I made my post in a typical Star Wars Fashion lol






Main Theme

Episode IV.V
CONVERGENCE: THE RESTORATION

It is a period of insurgence. Rebel
spaceships, striking from a hidden base
on a moon of Yavin, have won a shocking
surprise victory against the rightful reign
of the Galactic Empire.

The Empire's ultimate peacekeeping
force, THE DEATH STAR, was destroyed
due to an unforeseen design flaw.
Without this deterrent, the rule of law is in
danger. Chaos looms!

Punished by the hand of the Emperor,
Sith Lord Darth Vader has been sent
to serve under the command of Grand
General Tagge. Little did he know,
his entire philosophy of the UNIVERSE
is about to change...







Location: Unknown Planet Orbit ---> Phoria Ocean (22 - Harbor)


Far in the Outer Rim, a lone TIE Advanced Starfighter has just came out of hyperspace and is rapidly approaching the planet down below. Piloting the ship, was none other than Darth Vader. He was demoted under his master, Emperor Palpatine, and was assigned to Grand General Tagge after being blamed for the late Death Star's destruction under the hand of the pitiful Rebel Alliance. At the same time, Vader has also been trying to discover the force-strong culprit of the battle station's destruction on his own time. After having done a mission from the general, Vader continues to go upon his own interests alone. Below him, the sith lord knows a person that can help him with his said goals.

Yet as Vader prepares to enter the planet's atmosphere, something hit the right wing of his fighter and began sending it out of control! Was it a meteor? A comet? Laser fire? He didn't know for sure. However, the next thing he knew, he saw a flash of light fill the entire cockpit for several long seconds, until finally ceasing. What he sees next however, confuses him a great deal. Instead of a vast arid planet, Vader sees what seems to be a bustling city beside a beachside. A city? The planet he was heading down to had no such cities anywhere where he is even going.

Regardless, now was not the time to contemplate on the situation. Vader's ship was screeching across the sky on a collision course with the city and he needs to find a clear space to land. After a quick search, he sees a long stretch of beach near what should be a harbor of some sort. Perfect. The dark lord maneuvers his ship into position as he braces for impact. With a hard thump and a screeching halt, the TIE Advanced finally comes to a stop, the waves just barely hitting the side of the starfighter.

A hatch from the top of the ship opens suddenly, as Darth Vader slowly rises from the top, breathing loudly from his mask as he inspects the location he happened to land in. This was not the planet he was heading towards. This planet was completely different. In fact, it looked rather alien to the dark lord. What is this strange world he so happened to stumble into? Was it coincidence? Was it a surprise attack from the rebels? Vader didn't know. But the force tells him that this place is very VERY new. It was rather... disturbing.

Looking upon the harbor, around several kilometers away to the south, Lord Vader finally puts his boots on the sand as he begins walking towards the nearby buildings. His breathing can be still heard quite audibly, even from a good distance away...

"HOOOO-HAH... HOOOO-HAH... HOOOO-HAH"
@TheWindel So otherwise, what do you think of my profile?
@Lmpkio

Don't encourage the resident pervert.


I encourage nothing lol

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Fran: "Actually in do! Courtesy of the Machina. Though to be fair they were trying to torture me so theirs had some spikes on it, but it was a good time. Hmm, but how about I try yours? I want to see if yours is just as good..."


Gelgath: "Well... *creates an ice dildo* You can try a samp~ *Gets kicked back to Scandinavia by a flick of LMPKIO'S finger*"

SORRY-GM's-ORDERS-BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!
You know... I might scrap Gojira-Sama for the time being. May replace her with someone else down the line.
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Fran: "I like using a little all natural lubricant for my blade. Makes sure that I have an easy entry, you see. Some girls don't like it rough, so this makes sure I go in smoothly."


Gelgath: "Nah, I don't need lube on mine. Ever tried an ice dildo? Goes right into ya at the end of the handle. Also makes anal practically painless... if you don't mind the cold, ya know what I'm sayin'?"

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This dood and Fran should meet and talk about axes. Axes seem to be a racial weapon for us sex demons.


Oh god that'll be an interesting conversation XD
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