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    1. Loony 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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6 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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@HaltingBlooper
Upon which case, she'd probably go more like...



Um...

Ooops.

And this is why perspective means everything, kids.
@HaltingBlooper This is probably how Amber crashing into the tree looked like from Eve's perspective
@HaltingBlooper Through the power of Google Image search. Um, PBG did a video where he messed up Wind Waker for the link one, don't know about the other two. Though I will say that I've done that to Mario on my own copy of SM64 by flipping the game station upside down as a joke. :P
@HaltingBlooper Is that to me, Pathfinder, or both of us?
@Akayaofthemoon Either that, or something like this:


You know, arm awkwardly jutting through and out of her head while subtly spasming and all.
Evenkite's just like

Though I like to imagine that she looked something a little like this while flying off.
If the already cracking branch, the increased pull of the Red Eye, and the impact of the laser which it shot weren't enough to send the tiny gem flying, which she by some miracle had avoided up until this point, then the giant gem crashing into the tree due to said impact would invariably to do the trick. And surely enough, it did. The branch of which Evenkite clung to and the neighboring branches came crashing down, and with the force of Amber and the lasers' impact combined, she was surprised the tree itself didn't follow suit. For that matter, neither did Evenkite. Because she didn't simply fall down. Oh no. That'd be too good for her. Instead, with both her light frame and the forced of both impacts working against her, she was flung away before she could even react, soaring away like some deformed bird, off to god knows where. Other than the faint and distant sound of what seemed to be yet more snapping branches, there was no sign that she had even landed at all.
@Pathfinder Um, Amber's back, Emerald's gone, there was a Red Eye but Spinel and Aquamarine fused to form Kyanite and it's gone for now, except that it WAZA FIRIN' IT'S LASAR BLEHR and sorta took out a good portion of the town, which Johnny was told to help evacuate.
@HaltingBlooper

Whatever we will? >:D *shot*

Okay no but seriously, see you tomorrow. I'm sure Sodalite will take good care of Emerald.
@pyroman That was simply beautiful, pyroman. Simply. Beautiful.

Also, I'm back from having to watch over my brother and his friend. God knows that they'll end up accidentally setting fire to the house or something while trying to fix their blunders if it weren't for me. XD
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