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    1. Loony 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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6 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
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MISERY ABOUNDS! WE WILL NOT HEAL.

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@HaltingBlooper Calomel's weapon was also a gun, actually. Not that I could play her since she's my brother's character and not mine, but ye. Orange gems with guns are apparently a thing now.
@HaltingBlooper
"Good."

Was that in response to what he said, or to him tumbling down the rock face? Probably both.

@21308 Microline is another gem I made (not part of the RP), I brought them up earlier in the IC because I mentioned that I made two gems smaller than Evenkite for no real reason, and also mentioned that Microline is also pretty small, but not as small as Eve. Then I remember how fun it is to draw them and now I can't stop. XD
@21308
That sounds annoying for sure. Sorry to hear it.

On my end, I'm working on an Eve post which will add another thing to the counter, and Microline is devouring my soul.
@21308 Congrats on not having an eternally messed up sleep cycle! XD

Anyways, g'morning~ What's new on your end?
G'morning e'eryone~ I see the IC and OOC moved while I was asleep, the latter in particular. Just like old times. XD

@Akayaofthemoon Never fear, Eve will soon appear! Except her actions are going to add to the regret count so oOOPS.

Also, Eve loves you too. ♥

@Raijinslayer Absolutely! I was originally intending Eve to follow Reggie since he wanted to check out the warp pad but since Bloodstone sorta got there first the idea sort of became moot, so Reggie following Eve to Kindergarten would be cool as well! It'd be pretty interesting, I'm sure.

@Salt Me Senpai Now that Bloodstone's there, I'm not sure if she's going to be much of a guide now. After all, remember, Eve is pretty neutral about the whole thing, so seeing Bloodstone there with Melanite won't be much different in her eyes than when Aquamarine led them away. But then again...Well, you'll see.
@Akayaofthemoon "Well, I'm not so sure about what you think, Akaya, but personally I cannot think of anything more horrifying than being together with -uhg, dare I say the name? Emerald. Disgusting. I would rather die than be with him."
@Raijinslayer I'm sorry, I forgot him at first, and was like, 'wait, I know we're missing a human.' And I was like 'THE FIRST NOPER, HOW COULD I FORGET?' XD

@Akayaofthemoon Because their world so far hasn't been messed up as it is, huh? XD
And Gilles post! Things we learn about Gilles:

- He's not just a manchild, he's a socially awkward manchild

- With some confidence issues

- Then again he makes a living off making videos on the internet, what did you expect

- He thinks in third person for some reason

- He knows when to be serious as well

- Don't get used to the thing above, though, next time he posts he prooooobably won't be so serious. He doesn't do serious well

- He seems to have some sort of aversion to alcohol (hinting at a past experience, perhaps? Something to do with his upbringing?)
Lucky.

That was the one word that Gilles would use to describe himself today, and he knew it well. First there was the sighting of that...thing that he got on camera. Then there was the giant red eye in the sky which was infinitely cooler than the thing from before, which he had also gotten on camera. (Said giant red eye thing also carried off his glasses, and when they hand landed he found them cracked. However, he tried to look on the positive side.) And he made out what seemed to be some blue and white giant woman with four arms? Not on camera, but the fact he saw that nonetheless was awesome-cool. But nothing, nothing was more lucky than the fact that he was stranded out god-knows where while trying to have tailed the van from earlier, because had he gone back home...Well, he couldn't tell from where he was situated, but it didn't look like a good portion of the town was, well, still there. And if he were back there, perhaps he wouldn't still be, well, here.

With all his equipment now placed into his carrier and said carrier slung over his back, Gilles began to pick up the pace a bit, not wanting to shake the equipment around too much, but not wanting to take his time getting back, either. He needed to check back on the town. They'd be needing some help, and though he wasn't exactly the strongest guy around, he wanted to play his part. Plus, he also needed to make sure his home was alright, because if it wasn't, problems would arise.

Eventually he made it back to town, tired from his trek but still keeping a relatively good pace. Much to his relief it was a non-residentual area that was targeted -thank god- but it was still a pretty messed up sight, and the cracked lenses worn over his eyes had nothing to do with it. His pace slowed down as he took it all it, feeling rather bad that he hadn't been able to help out earlier, though he wasn't sure what he could do. Citizens were already trickling back in, so clearly it was safe enough -not that Gilles would have cared in the least if it were safe or not- but the town was going to need some fixing up for sure.

Unsure of what exactly to do, he scanned the area, trying to find the face of Mayor Coss. Instead, he found what he had been looking for earlier.

The van looked okay enough on the outside, but he could see from the doors which were left wide open that the inside was pretty shaken up. What looked worse, however, was the sight of its driver. Gilles didn't know the man very well, but everytime he saw him, he always seemed so chipper, full of life. It was saddening -eerie, even- to see him like this. He tried his best to not breath in the smoke too much as he approached the other man. He had questions, many questions. But questions would have to wait. Even he, childish as he could be, knew that. Right now, he needed to help out somehow.

"Uh..."

Well, whoop-de-friggin' doo, the great Gilles does it again, folks! Socially inept loser by moonlight, still a socially inept loser by daylight, never knows how to do what is right, somebody just shoot him already and do us all a favour, for the love of god. What a joke! This has been 'Gilles Cannot People', everyone! Merci et Abonnez-Toi!

"...H-Hey. Um. I'm sorry, lemme try that again. I-It's Johnny, right? "
He sat down besides Johnny, making sure to give him enough space as he was, after all, a stranger to most of town. Taking a glance at the beer can by his side as if it were going to jump up and eat him at moment, and then set his eyes on a cracked, purple rock nearby. A few moments of awkward silence passed as he stared at it, picked it up, examined it closer, and then let it drop to the floor again.

"...You don't look too good, brother .Do you...Is there something I can do for you? Help with the van, maybe?"

Oh my god, what is this idiot doing. Someone shut Gilles up already. Spare us all.

@Akayaofthemoon If the roleplay ever does end, it does like this in some alternate universe. I'm telling you now.

Then again, in some alternate universe, Eve and Emerald not only get along but are in love which each other, Dork Squad is super serious and stoic, Johnny hates the outdoors, Aquamarine works for Homeworld, Gilles acts his age, Mayor Coss might as well be Mayor Dewey, Reggie died because he had no food on him, Amber is a pregnant fusion of Onion and Rose, Sodalite has no hoarding issues, Spinel is not creppy, Zircon is super patient, Howlite still is around, Chromite is unloyal and joins Team NOPE, and it is Talc and Bloodstone that leads the Crystal Gems.
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