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Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
6 yrs ago
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Remember my joke theory about how the world ended in 2012 and each subsequent year has just been a layer by layer descent into hell? It feels less and less like a joke each year.
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6 yrs ago
Bro it's so weird thinking I was 15 when I joined here. I'm turning 21 in March. Time is a scam.
@VocabJOKES ON YOU I'VE ALREADY GONE THROUGH SUICIDAL DEPRESSION. MULTIPLE TIMES. AND AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH JUST DEPRESSION BUT FUCK IT I'M FIGHTING IT NOW I'LL FIGHT IT AGAIN I'LL FIGHT ANYTHING I-
You try to shoot, I'll swim. ALSO HALTING NO CATS I'M A LOON IN BOTH SENSES DAMN IT-
@Vocab I am no monarch, duckling. Nay, I am but a wandering fool, with a foot dangling over a cliff. Keep the kingdom, have your throne. A true loon such as myself has no need for either. But if it's a battle you want, then so be it. *Takes out Flamethrower* bRING IT ON-
@HaltingBlooper I remember when the whole 'Meanwhile, Emerald is X' gag was at first sorta unwelcomed but was then embraced. And thank god too because I love those gags.