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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Alexander


As the light slowly dimmed down, Alex, half expected to come face-to-face with that slimy black horror from the year before. Yet instead, he seemed to be in front of some sort of castle. A castle academy? Seemed odd, but stranger things have happened. Like that teleportation spell. Or that Eldritch Horror. Glancing to his sides, it looked as though others were arriving as well. Not very surprising considering it was a school and all.

The next thing that grabbed his attention was an old man who started approaching. He was likely Tohru. He looked like a wizard, at the very least. He pulled sword out of... somewhere. And raised it skyward. A bright beam of light flew out of the sword. "Jeez, Talk about dramatic intros..." He mumbled. So this was his welcome huh? Better than a test or something, though he'd better not speak to soon.

As the old man walked away, he turned his attention to the woman who was standing near him. "So, uh... what now?" Presumably, they'd have a day or two to get situated, and likely show off what they know. Then classes would probably start. He just got out of college, so he was used to the whole "class" thing, but would Tohru be everyone's teacher? Or perhaps there were teachers for specific magic types. Guess there was only one to find out.
Sounds good to me.
Alexander


The day started out great! The semester was finally over, and it was only yesterday he received his Associates Degree. That still wasn't enough, though, he still needed another 4 years, but at least this was a major point in his career. Unfortunately, tuition was pretty expensive, and he needed to save up before starting his next semester.

He walked out of his house, to check the mail. He still lived with his parents, as he only had a part time job, and was paying most of his tuition. He really didn't like the idea of having student loans to pay off, and tried to keep his debt to a minimum. Right now, he was debt free, but would likely need to take out a bit to get started on the next year.

Reaching the mailbox, he looked inside. Nothing. Well that really wasn't unusual. He began heading back, when a winged woman seemed to descend from the sky in front of him. "What in the Goddamn-" He was cut off by the woman, who pushed a letter to him and simply said, "It's urgent", and disappeared.

Well that was... anyways, he began to read the letter. So that tentacle thing last year was likely said mysterious entity. Or worse, it wasn't. It looks like this Tohru guy was going to teach them magic. And something about saving the world? Well, at the very least, this could be an opportunity to explore unknown wonders. It sounded like a great idea!

He ran back inside the house to his mother getting ready to leave for work. "Uh... hey mom. I have to leave for a while.
It's... school related. I don't know when I'll be back."
His mother smiled at him. "Another 'adventure' huh? All right. I'll tell your father. Stay safe, ok hun?" Alex nodded, and his mother left.

He ran to his room and began to pack things into a Satchel. A set of clothes, his wand, and a notebook. He assumed there'd be food and stuff there, but he might need money. He grabbed his wallet and looked inside. $44. Well, it might help. He put the strap of the satchel on his shoulder and held out the letter. "Well, here goes!" He ripped the paper in half, and watched as he was once more enveloped by a bright flash.



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