Status

Recent Statuses

8 days ago
Current I started out with nothing. And I've still got most of it left.
2 likes
11 days ago
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
2 likes
16 days ago
Ya'll remember the Harlem Shake?
3 likes
23 days ago
Still recruiting players!roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
25 days ago
Any of y'all want to help fight off some cultists? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Bio

Hey now.

As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this.

We praise it up in here!

I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger.

I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.

Stay classy America!

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

I'm hungry.

DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams.

Have you been flossing?

So... You come here often?

Dragon Dance!

Canada isn't real.

My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party.

Nobody pays me in gum :(

Rush B Faggots!

The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian!

Yarr!

Remember kids, don't have kids.

Wheeeee!

Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god.

Knee deep in the doot.

Pew!

My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait...

I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs...

I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus.

Hi!

The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart.

If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

CRAVE RIDER!

Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric...

There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN!

Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you.

I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot.

Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...

C O N N I P T I O N S

If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it.

Mmmmmm, Bepis.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Skate fast, eat ass.

I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls.

Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!

Ye hoebag!

I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater!

"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"

A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.

🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵

Been a while, eh?

Engrish is my favorite language.


Most Recent Posts

I'd certainly hope so, but right now it's up to the other two
Transferring over, with a slight buff.
- From the ones I've started, interest doesn't seem to last long if there isn't constant murder involved.

- I would. Love me some dice.

- I always have a backup plan. And a backup plan for my backup plan.

- By realism, I mainly think of travel times, diseases, wounds having actual effects other than "Ouch" and of course, using the shitter.

- Yeah, probably.

- I mainly wish Game of Thrones had more Magic Missles.

- Probably not.

- Me either.
@knifeman Did you expect anything less from a guy named Orgasmo?
a dragon could breathe fire...


>Dragon Slayer intensifies
@Searat You'd have to either deal with the guy with the Mace first, or wait for someone else to occupy him, and run past him.

If you guys want, I could also determine turn order, or just let you guys post whenever.
These guys are jobbers. Kick their asses however you see fit. Do know that events and targets will be chosen randomly, unless in a one-on-one situation. And example was Fight or Flee, and Fight was Chosen. And Jeets was chosen as the target from all of you. Also, keep in mind that the man in red has cast a defensive spell.
The man in red Frowned. "Hm. Well. If that is your choice, then know that you have chosen... poorly. But so be it." The man began to raise his scepter with one hand, and making arcane gestures with the other. A flash of purple enveloped him, before quickly becoming transparent, leaving the man in a defensive position.

The man in white let out a battle cry as he charged forward. He held a large wooden shield in his left hand, holding it in front of him, with a heavy, spherical mace in his right. He swung his mace in front of him, seemingly at nothing, but a streak of yellow came flying from the mace, heading towards Jeets.

Jeets side steps the ray, but hits the top of his staff, leaving behind a singed tip. Jeets remained in a defensive position, ready to strike at a moment's notice.
I'll try to get a post up today
© 2007-2017
BBCode Cheatsheet