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17 days ago
Current Bathtubs are just reverse boats
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18 days ago
When you wait on a waiter, do you not then become the waiter?
23 days ago
Currently suffering from the sickness known as Food Fatigue.
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1 mo ago
@Otaku95 How fucking dare you.
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2 mos ago
To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 87: "No."
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Hey now.

As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this.

We praise it up in here!

I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger.

I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.

Stay classy America!

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

I'm hungry.

DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams.

Have you been flossing?

So... You come here often?

Dragon Dance!

Canada isn't real.

My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party.

Nobody pays me in gum :(

Rush B Faggots!

The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian!

Yarr!

Remember kids, don't have kids.

Wheeeee!

Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god.

Knee deep in the doot.

Pew!

My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait...

I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs...

I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus.

Hi!

The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart.

If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

CRAVE RIDER!

Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric...

There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN!

Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you.

I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot.

Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...

C O N N I P T I O N S

If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it.

Mmmmmm, Bepis.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Skate fast, eat ass.

I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls.

Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise!

Ye hoebag!

I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater!

"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"

A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.

🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵

Been a while, eh?

Engrish is my favorite language.


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アニメは間違いだった

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Milon




Milon blinked slowly. Well, guess there was a little more talking. Some of them seemed pretty into it. Oh well. He kind of wanted to light up a smoke, but you're not supposed to do that indoors. He heard something about a goddess. What were they talking about religion now? He wasn't really paying attention.

His eyelids began to get heavy, and he stretched out his arms and yawned. Could really go for a nap. Or at least a place to sit down. There looked to be a couple chairs to his left, but wandering off probably wasn't a good idea.

Guess he'd have a little more waiting to do. Last thing he wants to do is add to the confusion. He closed his eyes and his head began to hang down. "Just don't fall asleep..." He told himself.
I'm actually probably going to make a fighter instead. Far more simpler.
Interested to see what degenerates y’all come up with.


In that case I should probably play as myself
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