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17 days ago

Current Bathtubs are just reverse boats

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18 days ago

When you wait on a waiter, do you not then become the waiter?

23 days ago

Currently suffering from the sickness known as Food Fatigue.

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1 mo ago

@Otaku95 How fucking dare you.

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2 mos ago

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 87: "No."

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Hey now.

As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this.

We praise it up in here!

I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger.

I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.

Stay classy America!

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

I'm hungry.

DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams.

Have you been flossing?

So... You come here often?

Dragon Dance!

Canada isn't real.

My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party.

Nobody pays me in gum :(

Rush B Faggots!

The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! 

Yarr!

Remember kids, don't have kids.

Wheeeee!

Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. 

Knee deep in the doot.

Pew!

My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait...

I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs...

I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus.

Hi!

The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart.

If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

CRAVE RIDER!

Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric...

There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN!

Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you.

I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot.

Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...

C O N N I P T I O N S

If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it.

Mmmmmm, Bepis.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!

Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile

'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right,
To send him shooting up the pipe!

But don't, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.

Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
The cogs begin to grind and pound;
We boil him for a minute more,
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!

This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?


Skate fast, eat ass.

I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls.

Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! 

Ye hoebag!

I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater!

"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"

A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.

🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵

Been a while, eh?

Engrish is my favorite language.

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!

For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you!

Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

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In What Are You Listening To? → 4 days ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

In 404: Originality not found → 7 days ago Forum: Character Sheets

Name: Seth.

Gender:He sexually identifies as a meme Male

Age: Like... 17

Appearance: 

Personality: Generally just tries to get through the day with as little mishap as possible. He's usually laid back, but can get serious if the need arises. Tries to see the good in people, and tries to be a nice guy. Lord knows this place could use more of them.

Likes and Dislikes:
Likes: The color Red. People watching. Walking.
Dislikes: People who take things too seriously. Smoke. Tank tops.

Strengths and Weaknesses: Has a great throwing arm, and is quite observant, however once he decides to start focusing on one thing, he becomes pretty oblivious to most other stuff. He has decent stamina, but recovers slowly.

Biography: Seth, as far as he knows, was born to a pair of teens who couldn't take care of him, and was quickly put up for adoption. After 10 years at the orphanage, he was adopted by a pair of men. Stuck with a near unbearable amount of dad jokes, his sense of humor was slowly whittled away, and Seth just started to focus on survival more than anything else.

Seth lived out the next few years in complete boredom. The only entertainment he could find was people watching. He liked seeing how each individual person was completely different from the last, and would wonder about their life.

Then, of course it was time to be thrown out into the world. He didn't have many survival skills, but he was confident he could manage. He wasn't that dumb.

Goal: Seth is tired of the same old stuff. His main goal is to explore everywhere he can and see all there is to see.

In [OPEN] Post-apocalypse Pokemon, now with tetanus → 7 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Name: Seth.

Gender:He sexually identifies as a meme Male

Age: Like... 17

Appearance: 

Personality: Generally just tries to get through the day with as little mishap as possible. He's usually laid back, but can get serious if the need arises. Tries to see the good in people, and tries to be a nice guy. Lord knows this place could use more of them.

Likes and Dislikes:
Likes: The color Red. People watching. Walking.
Dislikes: People who take things too seriously. Smoke. Tank tops.

Strengths and Weaknesses: Has a great throwing arm, and is quite observant, however once he decides to start focusing on one thing, he becomes pretty oblivious to most other stuff. He has decent stamina, but recovers slowly.

Biography: Seth, as far as he knows, was born to a pair of teens who couldn't take care of him, and was quickly put up for adoption. After 10 years at the orphanage, he was adopted by a pair of men. Stuck with a near unbearable amount of dad jokes, his sense of humor was slowly whittled away, and Seth just started to focus on survival more than anything else.

Seth lived out the next few years in complete boredom. The only entertainment he could find was people watching. He liked seeing how each individual person was completely different from the last, and would wonder about their life.

Then, of course it was time to be thrown out into the world. He didn't have many survival skills, but he was confident he could manage. He wasn't that dumb.

Goal: Seth is tired of the same old stuff. His main goal is to explore everywhere he can and see all there is to see.

In Animefield 1942 → 8 days ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks

アニメは間違いだった

In [OPEN] Post-apocalypse Pokemon, now with tetanus → 9 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Name: Seth.

Gender:He sexually identifies as a meme Male

Age: Like... 17

Appearance: 

Personality: Generally just tries to get through the day with as little mishap as possible. He's usually laid back, but can get serious if the need arises. Tries to see the good in people, and tries to be a nice guy. Lord knows this place could use more of them.

Likes and Dislikes:
Likes: The color Red. People watching. Walking.
Dislikes: People who take things too seriously. Smoke. Tank tops.

Strengths and Weaknesses: Has a great throwing arm, and is quite observant, however once he decides to start focusing on one thing, he becomes pretty oblivious to most other stuff. He has decent stamina, but recovers slowly.

Biography: Seth, as far as he knows, was born to a pair of teens who couldn't take care of him, and was quickly put up for adoption. After 10 years at the orphanage, he was adopted by a pair of men. Stuck with a near unbearable amount of dad jokes, his sense of humor was slowly whittled away, and Seth just started to focus on survival more than anything else.

Seth lived out the next few years in complete boredom. The only entertainment he could find was people watching. He liked seeing how each individual person was completely different from the last, and would wonder about their life.

Then, of course it was time to be thrown out into the world. He didn't have many survival skills, but he was confident he could manage. He wasn't that dumb.

Goal: Seth is tired of the same old stuff. His main goal is to explore everywhere he can and see all there is to see.

In Men vs. Women Race to 1000: Version 2.0 → 11 days ago Forum: Spam Forum

505

In Exalted: Lullaby of a Dying Realm → 18 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Milon

Milon blinked slowly. Well, guess there was a little more talking. Some of them seemed pretty into it. Oh well. He kind of wanted to light up a smoke, but you're not supposed to do that indoors. He heard something about a goddess. What were they talking about religion now? He wasn't really paying attention.

His eyelids began to get heavy, and he stretched out his arms and yawned. Could really go for a nap. Or at least a place to sit down. There looked to be a couple chairs to his left, but wandering off probably wasn't a good idea. 

Guess he'd have a little more waiting to do. Last thing he wants to do is add to the confusion. He closed his eyes and his head began to hang down. "Just don't fall asleep..." He told himself.

In What Are You Listening To? → 21 days ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

In Eɴᴛᴇʀ — Into an Isekai World → 22 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

I'm actually probably going to make a fighter instead. Far more simpler.

In Eɴᴛᴇʀ — Into an Isekai World → 23 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Interested to see what degenerates y’all come up with.@Inkarnate

In that case I should probably play as myself

Hey now. As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this. We praise it up in here! I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger. I take hot showers to practice burning in hell. Stay classy America! Have you tried setting it to Wumbo? I'm hungry. DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams. Have you been flossing? So... You come here often? Dragon Dance! Canada isn't real. My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party. Nobody pays me in gum :( Rush B Faggots! The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! Yarr! Remember kids, don't have kids. Wheeeee! Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. Knee deep in the doot. Pew! My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait... I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs... I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus. Hi! The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart. If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant. [I]CRAVE RIDER![/I] Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric... There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN! Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you. I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot. Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine... [i]C O N N I P T I O N S[/i] If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it. Mmmmmm, Bepis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [Hider=Lyrics to Agustus Gloop] Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile 'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right, To send him shooting up the pipe! But don't, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit. Slowly, the wheels go round and round, The cogs begin to grind and pound; We boil him for a minute more, Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes! And now! By grace! A miracle has taken place! A miracle has taken place! This greedy brute, this louse's ear, Is loved by people everywhere! For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge? [/hider] Skate fast, eat ass. I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls. [i]Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! [/i] Ye hoebag! I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, [i]Snake Eater![/i] [i]"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"[/i] A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets. 🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵 Been a while, eh? Engrish is my favorite language. [hider=Lyrics to my favorite song] Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Go! For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witchdoctor from over the seas Casting his strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that I say Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you! Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We're sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all [/hider]

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hey now. As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this. We praise it up in here! I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger. I take hot showers to practice burning in hell. Stay classy America! Have you tried setting it to Wumbo? I'm hungry. DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams. Have you been flossing? So... You come here often? Dragon Dance! Canada isn't real. My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party. Nobody pays me in gum :( Rush B Faggots! The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! Yarr! Remember kids, don't have kids. Wheeeee! Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. Knee deep in the doot. Pew! My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait... I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs... I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus. Hi! The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart. If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant. CRAVE RIDER! Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric... There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN! Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you. I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot. Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine... C O N N I P T I O N S If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it. Mmmmmm, Bepis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Lyrics to Agustus Gloop">Lyrics to Agustus Gloop [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile 'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right, To send him shooting up the pipe! But don't, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit. Slowly, the wheels go round and round, The cogs begin to grind and pound; We boil him for a minute more, Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes! And now! By grace! A miracle has taken place! A miracle has taken place! This greedy brute, this louse's ear, Is loved by people everywhere! For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge?</div></div> Skate fast, eat ass. I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls. Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! Ye hoebag! I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater! "I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!" A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets. 🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵 Been a while, eh? Engrish is my favorite language. <div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Lyrics to my favorite song">Lyrics to my favorite song [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Go! For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witchdoctor from over the seas Casting his strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that I say Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you! Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We're sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all</div></div> </div>

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