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17 days ago

Current Netflix has consumed me.

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21 days ago

"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"

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26 days ago

Just remember: You're unique! Just like everybody else.

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29 days ago

So I just found out the first recorded joke in history is a dick joke. I'm glad we haven't changed.

1 mo ago

Knowledge is power, and... well, I'm not to bright.

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Hey now.

As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this.

We praise it up in here!

I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger.

I take hot showers to practice burning in hell.

Stay classy America!

Have you tried setting it to Wumbo?

I'm hungry.

DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams.

Have you been flossing?

So... You come here often?

Dragon Dance!

Canada isn't real.

My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party.

Nobody pays me in gum :(

Rush B Faggots!

The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! 

Yarr!

Remember kids, don't have kids.

Wheeeee!

Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. 

Knee deep in the doot.

Pew!

My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait...

I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs...

I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus.

Hi!

The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart.

If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

CRAVE RIDER!

Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric...

There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN!

Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you.

I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot.

Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine...

C O N N I P T I O N S

If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it.

Mmmmmm, Bepis.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!

Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile

'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right,
To send him shooting up the pipe!

But don't, dear children, be alarmed;
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.

Although, of course, we must admit
He will be altered quite a bit.
Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
The cogs begin to grind and pound;
We boil him for a minute more,
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
A miracle has taken place!
A miracle has taken place!

This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?

Skate fast, eat ass.

I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls.

Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! 

Ye hoebag!

I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater!

"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"

A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets.

🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵

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In The Sanctuary → 13 min ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

SOS. Wasting away at work.@LadyinInk

SENDING OUT AN SOS. SENDING OUT AN SOS

@Ktyhrea I'll get a post up in a bit.

In Fire Emblem: Weight of the World → 17 min ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@Kazemitsu 400% ignored

Tbh I didn't see that. We'll say he way absorbed in thought. Or something. 

In Fire Emblem: Weight of the World → 1 hr ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Albus

Trotting along, he tried listening in on a conversation. Horse names huh? He was never any good with naming things. He'd met a guy before who named every piece of equipment he owned. Guy was a total lunatic. 'Course, he'd met an actual lunatic. He was... an experience. And one he'd rather avoid. But back to the horse names. What kind of name would his have? He'd probably just call it 'Chesnut', after his breed. Kind of boring, but he didn't want to go overboard. He was a simple guy from a simple place. Things needed to work, not look flashy.

He looked up, and around him. Rhea was up on her wyvern still. And... that was it really. There wasn't a whole lot going on. A few clouds, some dirt, more dirt. Well, he was used to it. He enjoyed the calm of the road. Then again, bustling cities could be fun. There was always something to do, somewhere to go, someone to talk to. Then again, you never really had much quiet time. And on the road you usually had to much quiet time. Well, guess there's not much to do now but keep on keepin' on.

In The Sanctuary → 1 hr ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@Ktyhrea I can get down with that.

In The Sanctuary → 2 hrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Continues creeping in various corners

In Book of Aeos (V2) → 3 hrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@Aquanthe it's a link to a song.

In Fire Emblem: Weight of the World → 6 hrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Sorry, been busy last couple days. Just now getting back into things. I'll try to get a post up soon.

In Here's every character I've ever made. → 6 hrs ago Forum: Character Sheets

Ysran count: 6

Lance count: 2

Monica count: 3

Uniques: 2

In Book of Aeos (V2) → 6 hrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

@dereken I imagine Lord is going to type up a post soon considering his character is nearby ours.@Aquanthe

Well, speak of the devil...

In Book of Aeos (V2) → 6 hrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Ysran

Seriously? The Dawnblade Brotherhood? That was the cheesiest thing he'd heard in some time. Well, now that the situation had defused itself, it was time to move in. But what should he do? He wouldn't be attacking, he had no reason to, and would likely lose. Perhaps he'd ask them to escort him to the next city. Then again, he really couldn't make heads or tails out of his situation. Perhaps it'd be better to just travel with them for awhile until he could get his bearings. It'd been a long time since he'd gone on an adventure with friends. It had been... it had been... huh. He couldn't quite remember. He could recall bits and pieces of his memory, but not everything. Most of his memory seemed to be missing. He could remember his childhood, and his days at the harbor, but it ends there. Small parts of his previous adventures would surface, but how he got here was still a mystery. For now he would join them, in an attempt to get some bearings. Putting his Machete back in its scabbard, he began to walk forward into the open. He spoke to the apparent leader.

"Hello. My name is Ysran. I seem to have gotten a bit lost, as well as not being able to remember much of my recent past. I also couldn't help but overhear your conversation about your resistance effort? Perhaps I could join you for a while? At least until I can get my memory back, or at least to the next city."

@Aquanthe

Hey now. As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this. We praise it up in here! I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger. I take hot showers to practice burning in hell. Stay classy America! Have you tried setting it to Wumbo? I'm hungry. DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams. Have you been flossing? So... You come here often? Dragon Dance! Canada isn't real. My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party. Nobody pays me in gum :( Rush B Faggots! The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! Yarr! Remember kids, don't have kids. Wheeeee! Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. Knee deep in the doot. Pew! My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait... I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs... I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus. Hi! The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart. If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant. [I]CRAVE RIDER![/I] Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric... There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN! Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you. I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot. Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine... [i]C O N N I P T I O N S[/i] If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it. Mmmmmm, Bepis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [Hider=Lyrics to Agustus Gloop] Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile 'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right, To send him shooting up the pipe! But don't, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit. Slowly, the wheels go round and round, The cogs begin to grind and pound; We boil him for a minute more, Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes! And now! By grace! A miracle has taken place! A miracle has taken place! This greedy brute, this louse's ear, Is loved by people everywhere! For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge? [/hider] Skate fast, eat ass. I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls. [i]Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! [/i] Ye hoebag! I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, [i]Snake Eater![/i] [i]"I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!"[/i] A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets. 🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hey now. As time goes on, I'll add random stuff to this. We praise it up in here! I'm 6'2. So my arms are around 3 feet long. So last time I went on the American Eagle roller-coaster, I hurt my finger. I take hot showers to practice burning in hell. Stay classy America! Have you tried setting it to Wumbo? I'm hungry. DS1 Bonewheels haunt my dreams. Have you been flossing? So... You come here often? Dragon Dance! Canada isn't real. My favorite band would have to be Ninja Sex Party. Nobody pays me in gum :( Rush B Faggots! The speed of light's for pussies, we're going at the speed of Brian! Yarr! Remember kids, don't have kids. Wheeeee! Accept Ron Swanson as your one true god. Knee deep in the doot. Pew! My penis is so big it goes from A to Z on the keyboard. Oh yeah! Oh shit, wait... I though my life was hard because I had no shoes... Until I met a man who had no legs... I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you good sir are a god damn cactus. Hi! The Resident Evil 4 merchant is forever embedded in my heart. If you ever feel powerless, just remember that a single one of your public hairs can shut down an entire restaurant. CRAVE RIDER! Sweet dreams are made of memes, travel the world and the seven... something that rhymes with memes but isn't seas because that's the original lyric... There's no time to explain, pull up your pants and RUN! Don't repost in my neighborhood if you know what's good for you. I'm not very smart, but I know quite a lot. Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine... C O N N I P T I O N S If you haven't already figured it out, I like to talk. I'm just not very good at it. Mmmmmm, Bepis. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Lyrics to Agustus Gloop">Lyrics to Agustus Gloop [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! The great big greedy nincompoop! Augustus Gloop! So big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile 'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is right, To send him shooting up the pipe! But don't, dear children, be alarmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed. Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit. Slowly, the wheels go round and round, The cogs begin to grind and pound; We boil him for a minute more, Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes! And now! By grace! A miracle has taken place! A miracle has taken place! This greedy brute, this louse's ear, Is loved by people everywhere! For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge?</div></div> Skate fast, eat ass. I'm hungry. Gonna make me some Pizza Rolls. Transformers! More than meets the eye! Transformers! Robots in disguise! Ye hoebag! I'm stiiill, in a dreeeaaam, Snake Eater! "I would trade it all away, if you come back to staaaay. This kitchen's not the same, without youuuu!" A long time ago, actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why its been everywhere. Its been so everywhere you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how every it gets. 🎵We're all just assholes, lookin' at a screen.🎵</div>

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