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2 yrs ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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2 yrs ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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2 yrs ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 yrs ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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2 yrs ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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Currently interacting with: Naoko(@Chezka)
Mentioned: Flynn, Cho



"Morning, Jude!" Nao greeted. "I see you've survived another day with Squegg. Congrats!"

Judas recognized the voice. It was Naoko, teasing him about Squegg and his biting related antics. Judas looked at her and rolled his eyes. "It is a battle, keeping this thing from destroying everything. " he pointed to Squegg, who was currently sprawled out down on the ground. "We've had to basically baby-proof the house so he doesn't leave bite marks in everything. But, he's adorable, so we keep him around. And Ace usually helps keep him in line. He's not the worst thing we've had in the house. Dad brought home an Alolan Muk once. That didn't go over very well as you might imagine."

Judas raised arms in a stretch, and then gave a slight tug on his leash, telling Squegg "come here". Reluctantly, the mouth with legs got up and trotted over to Judas' leg.

It was about this time he heard a meek voice ask if they could travel with them. A "Flynn", apparently. "I don't see why not, safety in numbers and all that. Just watch your step, y'hear? Squegg here'll bite your foot off if you make that mistake." Judas shook his head, a vibrant, bloody memory resurfacing. They were travelling around in the outskirts around Ecruteak, when they got attacked by an Ursaring. It made the mistake of stepping on Squegg, and in an instant, there was a crunching sound as Squegg had bitten through the Ursaring's entire leg. There was blood everywhere, and Squegg's killer instincts set in, as he then managed to bite through the Ursaring's skull in one bite. Judas had never seen Squegg do anything like that before, and still hasn't seen him do anything like that since.

But that was enough of that. It looked like everyone was here. A few of the group took off shouting "Last one there's a rotten egg!" Judas looked down at Squegg. "Well boy, something tells me we're going to be the rotten egg. Though something tells me you don't much care for that." Judas tugged his leash once more, and began walking out of the town.


Currently interacting with: Me, myself, and I



Judas awoke to a rather sharp tingling sensation in his leg. It kind of hurt. Opening his eyes he looked down to his leg. Had he slept on it wrong? No, in fact what had happened was that Squegg had managed to climb up onto his bed, and was chewing on his leg. Judas let out a groan as he removed Squegg from his leg. "One of these days Squegg you're going to bite through my femur and kill me. And when you do, with my dying breath, I'm going to have Ace punt you into the stratosphere. Go play with your toys."

Judas set Squegg down on the floor, watching him slowly waddle over to a collection of chew toys, all of which were covered in bite indentations and rips. Going about his morning routine, Judas began to notice a slight limp in his walk, a result of Squegg chewing on him. But after a while, everything had been taken care of.

He grabbed his bag, put Ace's and Squegg's pokeballs on his belt. Ace didn't mind being in his ball, but Squegg could get pretty irritable after being in his ball for too long. So, he did something he had to, but wasn't exactly proud of. Strapping a harness and leash to Squegg, it jumped up and down excitedly. "Sorry buddy, but this walk is going to be a lot longer than you're used to." With that, he walked out the door, after saying goodbye to his mother and headed towards the entrance to route 29.

A few people had already arrived before he did, which wasn't surprising. Limping ever so slightly, he approached the group and held on tight to Squegg's leash, keeping a close eye on him. The last time he wasn't paying attention, Squegg ended up gnawing on a branch and getting a splinter. Judas shuddered at the thought of having to deal with that again. Putting your hand in a Trapinch's mouth is like putting your head in a Carnivine's mouth. Not a good idea. But with a tight grip and a watchful eye, he waited for the rest of the group to arrive.
Turn 3

Climate Change



Yeagnasae tosses and turns once more... in a fuss, the elements begin to assume chaotic forms...

Actions: Shape Climate - Arctic cold 2 points each for a total of 8 points.

4c, 5c, 6c, 5b

Shape Land - Glaciers, 3 points each, for 6 points total

4b, 6b

The land begins to freeze, as water turns to ice, and all current life begins to die or migrate.

2/16 points remain.
Sure, what's the worst that could happen?
Turn 2

The Sound of Silence...



The goddess Yeagnasae turns in her sleep once more... but there don't seem to be any effects for now.

(No actions taken)

And

The girl, the myth, the memelord.




It had been three whole days since they left town. Annie, being the Archeologist extraordinaire that she was, was very used to this kind of thing, though her trips usually didn't last more than a week as she traveled from place to place. Neon sat behind her, keeping a lookout for any trouble as he usually does. Neon used to control the reigns, but the sun shining off of his armor was blinding, so they switched places.

The days followed mostly the same pattern. Travel, eat, sleep. Pretty norm as l all things considered. Fortunately, there was some good news: Donny had been found, and he was alive. Or at least, that's what Simon's robot friend told them. Unfortunately, Simon didn't have the foresight to ask said robot friend to actually bring him back. But Annie knew she'd probably do the same thing.

By the third day, it looked like they were getting doubts about their traveling route. Or at least, Jules seemed to think so. "Well, if you're feelin' lost, maybe Neon and I could take look at the map. We're pretty good at that, all things considered." And they were. For once, this was something Annie was actually better at than Neon. Comes with the territory of being an archeologist, she imagined. Though Neon knew that with Annie at the helm, there would probably be more than a few detours, all in the name of "Oh that looks cool".
Turn 1

The Elements Stir...



Yeagnasae, the goddess of the Elements sits in a deep slumber. As she tosses and turns, the world begins to shift.
In a land to the northwest, the elements begin to manifest themselves in new ways...

Shape climate (Heat) (2 points each)
5e, 5f, 6e, 6f

The air grows warm and humid, giving rise to lush greens and rain. Plant life seems to be flourishing.

0/8 points remain.
Ten days waiting
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