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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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Your wish is my command.
"In time, Ms Mahroug. There is a time and place for everything." Isaac said, shaking her off.
He began walking down the tunnel and stopped in the middle of his monsters, who were busy checking each other out for the first time, and began staring down the tunnel. Aperture labs was where the tunnel led.

Isaac felt a certain kinship with Aperture labs. They were a government-backed mega corporation who's biological and technological weaponry no doubt went a long way to garner approval with the government. When it came to light that Aperture labs ignored human rights and morality for the pursuit of science, the government inevitably bowed out of it and destroyed aperture with all their might. Isaac felt a certain amount of familiarity with his methods and those of Aperture's science department. If it was him, though, he wouldn't have turned it into a mega-corporation, but that part didn't matter. More room for underground movement. They'd need some man-power to make the derelict corporation building liveable, but he had man-power. Genetically modified beasts, the hunters and the dragons. It would do, for now.

The problem was, Ruby had made off with Cindy and Sebastian had seemingly run away. It annoyed Isaac. Things weren't going to plan. He would have to modify the plan he'd made and refined for months. It was enough to make him a bit angry.

The monsters began bickering and snapping at each other, their animal instincts flaring up. The noise grew louder and it began to filter into Isaac's head. Animal instincts would have to be removed, the territorial aspect had to be completely destroyed... He was starting a list of all the work he had to do, and it didn't look fun. The noise grew clamorous as the beasts began throwing themselves at each other and baring their fangs. The tunnel echoed with their roars and screeches.

Isaac glared at the beasts. It was enough that his work was piling up, but this noise was making him angry. The beasts stopped bickering, shuffling uneasily, backing away under his gaze. Isaac lifted his hand slowly and snapped his fingers. His beasts shuffled to the walls of the tunnel and bowed down, facing the middle. A path was opened through the beasts and into the dark depths of the escape tunnel.

"A shame Sebastian wouldn't stay with us for too long." Isaac remarked. "An oversight on my part... I didn't expect him to stay loyal for 2 whole weeks, but neither did I expect him to leave straight away."
Isaac adjusted his glasses and noted again that he'd have to get new ones soon. Another thing to add to the list.
"Well then." He said, turning to the group. "Shall we go?"
Aw, yeah. Here comes my skeleton pirate.



I might edit it later if I find stuff I forgot to add.

Edit: Turns out I did forget stuff, kinda. Tweaked Jim's personality.
I might be interested in joining this. I have an idea...
I kind of want to join this, but I don't want to be overloaded.

Decisions, decisions...
Hey, where is Sebastian exactly?
I'll hazard a guess and say it's the german girl

because you know, germany
is the location of the reformists' base common knowledge?


Yes
I'm assuming you'll change that sooner or later, and I do think this situation is salvageable. We can talk on sync later, I guess, and see what we need to do.
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The only way I'll have Cedric respond to it is if I'm allowed to auto-hit that bitch Ruby with a Spaceship made of clockwork that I pulled out of my ass.


Alright, fair point.
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