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Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
"In time, Ms Mahroug. There is a time and place for everything." Isaac said, shaking her off. He began walking down the tunnel and stopped in the middle of his monsters, who were busy checking each other out for the first time, and began staring down the tunnel. Aperture labs was where the tunnel led.
Isaac felt a certain kinship with Aperture labs. They were a government-backed mega corporation who's biological and technological weaponry no doubt went a long way to garner approval with the government. When it came to light that Aperture labs ignored human rights and morality for the pursuit of science, the government inevitably bowed out of it and destroyed aperture with all their might. Isaac felt a certain amount of familiarity with his methods and those of Aperture's science department. If it was him, though, he wouldn't have turned it into a mega-corporation, but that part didn't matter. More room for underground movement. They'd need some man-power to make the derelict corporation building liveable, but he had man-power. Genetically modified beasts, the hunters and the dragons. It would do, for now.
The problem was, Ruby had made off with Cindy and Sebastian had seemingly run away. It annoyed Isaac. Things weren't going to plan. He would have to modify the plan he'd made and refined for months. It was enough to make him a bit angry.
The monsters began bickering and snapping at each other, their animal instincts flaring up. The noise grew louder and it began to filter into Isaac's head. Animal instincts would have to be removed, the territorial aspect had to be completely destroyed... He was starting a list of all the work he had to do, and it didn't look fun. The noise grew clamorous as the beasts began throwing themselves at each other and baring their fangs. The tunnel echoed with their roars and screeches.
Isaac glared at the beasts. It was enough that his work was piling up, but this noise was making him angry. The beasts stopped bickering, shuffling uneasily, backing away under his gaze. Isaac lifted his hand slowly and snapped his fingers. His beasts shuffled to the walls of the tunnel and bowed down, facing the middle. A path was opened through the beasts and into the dark depths of the escape tunnel.
"A shame Sebastian wouldn't stay with us for too long." Isaac remarked. "An oversight on my part... I didn't expect him to stay loyal for 2 whole weeks, but neither did I expect him to leave straight away." Isaac adjusted his glasses and noted again that he'd have to get new ones soon. Another thing to add to the list. "Well then." He said, turning to the group. "Shall we go?"
Gender: Male Alignment: Chaotic neutral Race: Undead (skeleton) Appearance: He looks like a skeleton. He wears an eyepatch and pirate captain clothes, sporting a cred and gold pirate coat and a swag-as-hell pirate captain hat. Equipment: Old cutlass, hand crossbow, old bombs that sometimes work, old pistol that works, old telescope that works pretty well.
Combat Skills: Pirate fighting. Somewhat skilled offensive swordplay, honed to fight multiple enemies at once. It employs ‘dirty tricks’ like sucker punches and kicks, but hey – anything goes. Able to use pretty much any one handed weapon to a certain degree of skill. He’s also pretty good at parrying and using a one handed ranged weapon in either hand. Non-Combat Skills: Excellent sense of direction, adept at climbing ship rigging. Good at navigation, able to use the stars for direction. Good leadership skills. Good at jumping high because he has no flesh, also good at going fast. Quite good at free running. Ambidextrous as a result of necessity but his preferred hand is his right hand.
Mana: Not a lot. Less than a standard human. Magical Schools: None
Counter stance Counter stance is a move that drains mana the longer one is in it. It allows the user to react to single-target attacks with inhuman reflexes, deflecting bullets, arrows and swords with ease. If the attacker is attacking with a melee weapon, counter stance allows the user to land a free riposte. Counter stance counters every attack launched at the user within its time frame but drains mana really fast. Also, the user can’t counter area of effect attacks and they can only counter targeted spells if their weapon allows them to do so. The user can move while using counter stance and even use it in the air, but it takes a lot of mana still.
Mana steal With the ungodly power of the undead, the user can suck the life force of things that live. It’s a technique that buffs the user’s attack with the power of stealing-people’s-mana, so this particular ghost pirate can add mana to the list of stuff he pillages. The mana stolen is converted to mana usable by the user, but bleeds out slowly.
Blade of avarice Blade of avarice is a move that draws on the user’s monetary possessions and worth of their belongings to increase damage. What the user is considered to ‘own’ varies on the user, and the worth of their belongings is rounded to a standard market price. Basically, the richer you are, the more blade of Avarice does. It takes a bit of mana and is only applicable for a single strike. It is unknown how the ability knows how much your stuff is worth relative to the modern market.
Artificial Spirit Name: Jimmy Lonsby Personality: Jim likes shiny stuff and is curious. Is a realist to a point. That said, he's a free spirit and likes to do what he wants. He's rather mischievous at times. Talents: Minor telekinesis, minor chameleon abilities.
I might edit it later if I find stuff I forgot to add.
Edit: Turns out I did forget stuff, kinda. Tweaked Jim's personality.
I'm assuming you'll change that sooner or later, and I do think this situation is salvageable. We can talk on sync later, I guess, and see what we need to do.
The only way I'll have Cedric respond to it is if I'm allowed to auto-hit that bitch Ruby with a Spaceship made of clockwork that I pulled out of my ass.
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