You're still around? I thought you'd taken some weird "I've grown past spam" stance.
Lucian
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Been on-and-off of the site for a long time. Male, late-twenties. My interests are varied, but steer towards western fantasy and sci-fi. I'm picky with my weeb media.
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Granted, but so does everyone else in a massive nuclear explosion.
Granted, but in so doing you inadvertently create an entirely new god-entity within the warp, Snufflepump, the Chaos God of smiting and genocide. With the addition of a new Chaos God, the scales tip in favour of chaos and the God-Emperor is consumed.
I wish nudity were more acceptable.
I wish nudity were more acceptable.
Yeay! Welcome back! :3
*Tackle Glomps*
Uhh, good to see you too. Isn't glomping a little... dated?
Is it a good computer? Can it run high-quality porn?
It sure can!
...Can it film high-quality porn?
Actually, yeah, it has a great camera. It's one of those netbook transformer laptop tablet combos.
<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>
Literally who?
You don't remember me? Mayhaps if I still had my avatar and sig rotator. What happened to my stuff, anyway?
And I guess I'm gonna be hanging out around these parts again. Missed a few of you.
I think it's alright. The little balls taste like tapioca, and I like tapioca. I don't see what the big deal is though, it's not like, the best thing since sliced bread or anything.
DEATH TO THE MAD KINGS!Technically, I was referencing a mad steward, not a mad king.
Lucian rides his white horse into the room, blowing open the doors in the process and shouting "Stay this Madness!"
When the madness is not stayed, he peels back on the reigns of his horse, causing the great beast to kick Teo and Gwazi into the flaming pyre behind them, where they get a last retrospective glimpse of the people they've hurt with their madness, before the flames engulf them, causing them to throw themselves from the walls of Minas Tirith to end it all.
EDIT: Also, fuck you guys.
Oops I'm putting pressure on you and everyone else to perform. Oh no things are going to go downhill so fast.I perform better under pressure, baby.
Dammit, you, I wasted all that time. Not bad for impromptu creepy-pasta, though.
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