Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.
I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.
As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.
Beuno, that's more than enough to catch the javelin. I believe you still have one more Ki point if you wanna hurl it back at the ogre.
Edit: You can technically throw it at anyone, so for these unique instances of deflect arrow, you can even throw them against the goblins near you. You'll still need to roll your attacks, but they won't be at disadvantage.
Alright so right quick, two attacks are going to hit you, first is from a goblin, just a regular hit from his scimitar. Second one is the ogre's javelin, he hits with a 22 and will do 9 points of damage. You can lucky this if you want, or you can even try and deflect arrows (Technically the javelin counts as an arrow in this instance). 1d10+dex+monk level, you might got this!
Throwing it will be at disadvantage and an improvised weapon check, so lots of penalties there. You can try and just "kick" the barrel towards the ogre, so yeah straight athletics check.
Chaos would soon erupt. Despite the fear and shock from the previous fireball, the hobgoblin shouted something in his foul goblin language that caused the other goblins to gather their wits and fight back. The hobgoblin himself took the lead, climbing up the steep slope to grab the oil barrel, knowing that it's a dangerous weapon against them. You try to smack him down as he runs off with the barrel, but his shield foils your attack. Buddy, seeing the goblin grab the barrel, goes to try and grab him, however once more the hobgoblin is nimble and manages to avoid the robot's grapple. He at least tries to stay near you as the other goblins begin their approach.
"Shortfang got this! Go go Syfr!" The kobold loads a steel bolt into his bowgun, firing it right into the back of the hobgoblin. However he was just a few inches away from the goblin's heart and the monster man was still standing, though at the same time Syfr flew into the hobgoblin's face to distract him. However that was when the other goblins began to rush up the slope yelling vicious warcries as they ran and climbed up. Three of them move to surround you while another two goes towards Buddy, who even managed to climb fast enough to try and cut him. His blade slashed right across Buddy's shoulder. On a normal human, that would've been a dangerous blow. But for Buddy? he didn't even notice. One more goblin rushed Pylia, figuring her to be an easy target since she was alone. He would soon be proven wrong.
But not before the ogre and goblin shaman come into play. The smaller, but smarter gremin clambered on top of the ogre, commanding him to move forward. The lumbering hulk did as commanded, pushing pass a large boulder as he saw the goblins fight Buddy. Together both ogre and goblin attacked Buddy, the ogre throwing a huge javelin (More of a spear really) while the goblin shaman fired off bolts of magic. Buddy saw these attacks coming and braced himself. The javelin he cut right out of the air, splitting it in half in front of him. However he couldn't do the same for the magic missiles which all collided into his body and created notable dents in his armor.
"Dammit! We got to kill that goblin!" Pylia commanded her Sword of Defiance to attack the distracted hobgoblin, and sure enough thanks to Shortfang's efforts the silver sword sliced right into the neck of the hobgoblin, causing his body to slump to the ground, the barrel tucked underneath his arm and preventing the whole thing from just rolling down hill. Pylia them slammed her warclub into the goblin next to her, crushing his bones but he was still standing. Pylia looked over to you with a look of desperation. "Sylvia, grab the barrel and throw it! Those goblins won't hesitate to kill their allies with it!"
Yeah, dude must’ve been a level 5 half-dragon fighter considering his action surge and multiattacks. Flood thing you were able to 1v1 em. Now we just gotta kill this bozo, strip their corpses for loot, and hurry on. If Cyanwrath was aware of us, I’m sure whatever other luckiest left behind are also ready for us. How many potions do we got left?
Cool, gun a head to bed right quick, but before I do make an attack of opportunity as the hobgoblin climbs up the slope, grabs the barrel, and tries to get away. Since you’re in front of the battle you’re the only one within reach to stop him.
Everyone got into position. Hearts racing, hands sweaty, everyone did their best. Buddy set his axe down next to him as he lifted the barrel up easily in both arms, ready to chuck it. Shortfang loaded one of his barbed bone arrows into the crossbow and got ready to shoot any survivors. Soon you and Pylia stood side-by-side, and together you pushed the boulder down the hill. Or tried. For a few seconds you and Pylia pushed and pushed, but despite the two of you working together, even with magical assistance, neither of you managed to get the half-ton boulder to budge. "Keep... Pushing! I think it's moving..."
Both Buddy and Shortfang just looked at the two of you incredulously. Shortfang seemed amused, knowing that he of all people couldn't help you due to his small statue. Buddy just looked at you and you got the feeling that he wanted to say something along the lines of "This is why you need me" before he turned towards the pass below and hurled the barrel among the goblins gathered below. Only one even saw Buddy, and before he could scream out a warning the barrel and alchemist fire both crashed into the ground and created a booming explosion that shook the mountain itself. In a flash of fire, eight goblins and three hobgoblins were flash fried into black and red charred crisps. This certainly caught the surprise and fright of the goblins closer to the pass as the smaller ones were in a panic, and even the larger hobgoblin was fearful seeing more than half of his allies killed in just a second. Shortfang took this opportunity to take a potshot at said hobgoblin, however perhaps out of reaction the hob had raised his shield to protect himself from the shrapnel of the explosion, which incidentally blocked Shortfang's shot too. There was a deep and bellowing roar from behind, which made the nervous goblins turn to face the adventurers up top.
"Well shit. I guess we'll just have to do this the old fashion way!" Pylia commanded her silver sword to move down the slope towards the goblins, causing it to fly lazily towards the horde while Pylia went to the edge of the ridge, summoning a ball of fire to hurl at a goblin before retreating next to the tree. This time however the goblins, despite being startled, were able to better defend themselves and managed to block the firebolt with their shield. Even though it left a deep scorch on the rawhide, it kept the goblins safe.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.
I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.
As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/U9KUQFh.gif" /></div><br><br>If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.<br><br>I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.<br><br>As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.</div>
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