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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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In one swift, brutal potion, you slay both sea goblins who were flanking you with ease. Both goblins fell at the same time as you approached the last one, who had armed himself with a wicked looking trident made of coral. Seeing you quickly dispatch the two others without hardly a scratch, as well as your words, made the goblin visibly shake. And it was while you were distracting it that your crew members attacked it. Hector's shot ended up missing due to him trying to avoid you, but Johnathan manage to shoot the Sea Goblin right in the unarmored thigh, causing the sea greenskin to stumble. Oliver stepped up behind you, picking up the dagger on the table to fling it at the Sea Goblin, however the blade end up bouncing off the enemy's armor. Finally Tayang jumped onto the table, his short but stout figure allowing him to easily fight in the relatively compact spaces as he swung both his axes towards the goblin's head. It was then that the sea goblin mustered something akin to courage and managed to block Tayang's attack and stabbed his face. Unfortunately for the sea goblin, Tayang wanted this to happen. While he did get a cut across the cheeks, in that same moment Tayang had managed to lock up the Sea Goblin's tridents with his axes.

"Got him captain! End this dastard!"

The key looked at you curiously. His tendril appendages reached out to touch your hand. Sure enough, they felt soft, like little tails, though oddly enough their hairs also seemed to shift when they touched you, like they were trying to feel you. Strange creatures indeed. Once it got a feel for you the cat rubbed his face into your hand and moved to lay in your arms. It was also at this point you might notice that this is actually a female cat, though considering it's magical nature maybe they just don't have those sort of parts. Either way the cat was bare down there and seemed to like you well enough. "So you've chosen your familiar. Or rather, it has chosen you. Perhaps we should return to that magic circle with the cat and see if that allows us to leave."
Unfortunately no, as you go looking for cats you don't find anything in particular that seems anymore exotic than a celestial cat, but those seem pretty cool anyways. You will find a lot of different cats, most who don't seem to mind you too much, but none who seem to really care or want to come with you, often leaving when you try and touch them. However one does find you, when it drops an acorn on your head. This cat seems to have strange tail-like appendages growing out of his shoulders, as well as his strange fur pattern that seems to shift depending on what angle you're looking at it. Regardless he seems to be toying around with you, trying to drop things onto your only to hide, then come out of nowhere to pounce on you harmlessly. Buddy is able to keep track of him pretty well and lets you know where it comes from when it tries to ambush you.
There were plenty of strange animals around her, none of whose seemed particularly perturbed at your presence. Whereas most normal animals might run in sight of you and Buddy, these creatures continued about their business of eating, sleeping, or doing whatever animals do. ”I suppose you ought to go and pick one. Let us continue looking around and see what beasts are willing.” You and Buddy would walk through the forest for a bit seeing even more strange creatures. Some didn’t share the same nature-like features of the previous beasts. You would see some creatures with pure white fur or skin leaving behind blue blurs as they dashed through the leaves. Sometimes you’d see dark creatures with glow in red or orange eyes hidden underneath stones and logs.

Eventually you’d come across a waterfall. It wasn’t anything too big or impressive, but it was a notable feature, almost like an oasis. Buddy stopped here to look around as he spots some creatures drinking from the pond. ”These creatures are docile. I have detected fiendish, celestial, and fey, and yet they do not seem to be in conflict with each other or inherently hostile. I do not know what you must do, but if you need assistance catching any creature, I will do what I can.”

When you say those words initially nothing happens. Everything seems normal but suddenly you could feel your body being dragged away and soon you’d end up looking behind yourself, as if you’re experiencing another out of body sensation similar to when you go to sleep. The scene changed and suddenly you find yourself in a forest in the middle of a ring of mushrooms.

”Well this is strange.”

You hear a voice not too far and you see Buddy standing there, same as he’s always been. He seemed surprised to see you and approaches. ”I’ll say this right now, I have no idea what you just did. I imagine it has something to do with finding a familiar however.” He extends his hand to reach out to you, but as he did so a curious little creature lands on his hand. It looked like a sort of song bird but its coloration was nothing like you e seen before, with little antenna a and plumes that make it look like a cross between a moth and a bird. It flies away after some chirping and you’d notice more animals in this forest, but each one was altered ever so slightly in a way that made them look like they shared traits with either plants, bugs, or other animals.
Once they arrived into the room Gren settled down into a bed. It was comfy, if softer than what he’s used to. He was always more of a “mat on the floor” type of mon, so having these sort of Springfield beds was unusual for him. But it’ll due. On these beds were bags that had what he’d guess to be the guild badges, some berries, and a map. An incomplete one, but he supposed that since they are adventurers, they need to explore and open up the map more.

Thinking about that made Gren remember why he was here in the first place. He didn’t leave home just to find somewhere to chill in peace: he wanted to see the world and all the new things he’s never witnessed before. Admittedly some of the things he’s seen thus far is strange and a little bit scary, but what was he some sort of coward? If he gets scared off by good but weird Pokémon? He’d never be an adventurer! But he did have concerns.

”Well... I was just want to know if this is going to be normal here. Being teleported around and having to deal with weird Pokémon who... Maybe aren’t entirely safe people to be around? I mean I’m no coward, I’ll fight anyone if I have to, but I just thought this guild would be a bit more... I dunno... Professional? It seems very chaotic and I’m worried that when it comes time to get work there, no one really knows what needs to be done. I hate the idea that I join this place and ultimately do nothing because everyone is off doing their own thing instead of helping each other, especially us little guys.”
Pylia shivered at the memory. "Agreed." Taking you to the table, Pylia unraveled the scroll, holding down the corners using a small handful of coins. "I don't think I've fully explained the nuances of magic to you, have I? I'm no professor, but I know enough about magic to teach you the basics. Firstly, allow me to explain to you the nature of magic items. As you might've already noticed, some magic items can be used under any circumstances, though sometimes with a cool down period such as the oracle doll. Some can also be used anytime but only once, such as magic healing potions. And some require something called attunement, for example those rings you wear." At this point you may hardly even feel the rings on your fingers, but they're still there. Buddy's ring didn't look any different from when you first picked it up, and it wasn't glowing anymore, but it still felt warm as the connection between the two of you was maintained. Buddy himself just stood there not really looking at you, as if he's just staring off into space. Your other ring, the rusty looking one, still looked rusty. Maybe you should get it polished.

"Magic scrolls are sort of like potions in that you can use them, though only once. Unlike potions however, making a magic scroll is much more complex and requires more skill. Three things are needed: the first is the materials, and these are the only mundane things about the scrolls. Parchment, either made of sheepskin or leather, is suffice for low level scrolls. Stronger scrolls require more exotic materials such as monster skins. The ink is also usually simply ink made from pigments made from oils or certain stones, though again stronger spells require more exotic inks from monsters or made from gemstones. And finally depending on the spell, a material component may also be needed. Stuff like 'eyes of the newt' or 'grain of sand', really depends on the spell." Looking at the scroll, at first you don't really see anything until Pylia touches it. When she does, the ink slowly begins to reveal itself. It showed some sort of strange runic circle in a very intricate pattern, it was almost like an art.

"The second thing you need is arcane knowledge. The magic rune inscribed here requires a high among of arcane knowledge to craft, and an even higher amount to decipher. It's a good thing Aisha helped us figure this out, or else we'd spend a long time just trying to figure out how strong this scroll is, let alone it's spell. And finally the third thing you need to create a magic scroll is the ability to cast the spell. This is why it's nearly impossible for regular people to make magic scrolls even if they're well educated in arcana and have the resources, since they might not have the ability to cast spells. It's also why even someone like me, who can use magic, might not be able to figure out what a scroll does or make one myself, since I don't have access to all the spells in the world." Pylia guides your hand to touch the scroll, allowing you to feel a small surge of energy at your fingertips. It felt like a small electrical shock, but once you get over the initial shock it was only slightly numbing.

"So now that the hard part is done, all you need to do now is call forth the spell. This is a Scroll of Find Familiar, which I'm familiar with." Pylia paused at her own joke before continuing on. "Unlike the spells that me and Shortfang usually cast, Find Familiar is what is called a 'ritual' spell. That means it takes a while for it to work, and you need to concentrate on it for quite some time before it goes off. Losing concentration means losing the spell. Fortunately once the spell goes off it's usually pretty powerful or at least it lasts for a long time. Shortfang's familiar, Syfr, will always exist in this world as long as he doesn't get killed. And even if he does Shortfang can just use his spell again as a ritual and summon Syfr back." Pylia let go of the scroll so that only you where touching it.

"There's a lot of uses a familiar has. It's not just a pet after all; it's a spiritual being capable of following very complex commands, understanding you perfectly and with absolute loyalty. They might not be strong, but they're certainly useful. Indeed, it could be useful to you. Why don't you try and use this scroll? I'll make sure nothing bothers you while you're concentrating. Just say the words 'Find Familiar' when you're ready, and that should put you into a sort of trance. I'm... Not really sure what'll happen after that, but I'll be here to make sure you're safe if anything goes wrong."
The sea goblin before you could barely get a shout off before you were already upon him, burying your blade through his scale armor and giving it a painful twist. The green goblin coughed up blood onto your coat, but in defiance tried to plunge his javelin through your gut as well, though his pained and exaggerated movements allowed you to easily avoid his attack and ready yourself to duel your opponent. However at the same time, the goblin you saw from the corner of your eye managed to move faster than your crew, who could only shout a warning as it came to flank you. Derrick was the fastest and managed to catch up to the goblin and slashed at it with his cutlass, however the goblin turned his attention from you to fend himself from Derrick's blade. Tayang shouted the order to Shuffle, a technique you know well.

In narrow spaces like this it wasn't advised to have only the front line armed with melee weapons and fill the back line with crossbows and such. In the chaos of combat, the time it takes to change weapons could mean the difference between life and death, and thus what was more important wasn't how fast one could change their weapons, but change their positions. As Derrick was the first in, he started to retreat to make space for his allies to fill the spot and get an attack off the sea goblin. However. As he turned the sea goblin thrust his javelin right through Derrick's chest, doing some serious damage. Tayang cursed and told him to hang back as Oliver followed up and got some payback for Derrick, slashing his cutlass across the arms of the sea goblin. The rest of your men proceeded to attack the sea goblin behind you, sufficiently distracting it to allow you to focus entirely on the enemy in front. One of said enemies, a sea goblin who fled from the surface, tried to hurl a javelin at you however thanks to your protective barrier the javelin bounced off thin air and stuck into the ceiling without even a twitch on your part.

Pylia nods, as does Buddy as he writes a message. ”They could be anyone anywhere.” Shortfang drags himself over to one of the wooden benches, sitting down while nursing his headache. “Ugh... Yeah. Guess Shortfang kinda stupid. Sorry. Shortfang just wanna buy lotta tasty food for family, and people ask why kobold get so much food.” Pylia just chuckled as she pars Shortfang on the back. “That’s one way to spend your money I suppose. In any case the water is done boiling. Shortfang why don’t you go wash up first and maybe clean up whatever mess you made in the water closet? You and Buddy can go check on the food when you’re done.”

The kobold nods and staggers away to the water closet carrying the large basin of water. This left you and Pylia alone again. She didn’t seem to look at you directly, as if she was still ashamed about something. She did speak up however. “So... Hey, why don’t you take those scrolls we got?” Pylia fished out the two spell scrolls from the bag of holding. “Since you’re new to magic and everything, May as well teach you how to use these.”
“Hmm. Give me a moment.” Pylia took out her herbalism kit and worked on something for Shortfang as he climbed onto Buddy. “Ya know Buddy, Shortfang been thinking... What if Shortfang make like, chair, sit on Buddy. Shoot bad guys on Buddy. Pew pew kachow! Unstoppable!” He says in a drunken ramble as Pylia went up to Shortfang and splashed something on his face, which made him cough and gag. “That ought to sober him up. The sudden hangover will be terrible but I have something for that too.”

And sure enough Shortfang fell off Buddy as he suddenly got sober, staggering around clutching his head. Pylia fed him something yellow and murky, and he immediately went to the water closet to vomit. “That’s normal. And let that be a warning to you, Sylvia, that I won’t hesitate to make you drink that stuff if you go overboard. It’s fine if you want to Sri k but let’s drink responsibly, okay?” Soon Shortfang came out of the water closet still tired and dizzy, but fully lucid now. “Ugh... What happen?”
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