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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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“Ferric? Oh, he is that new shop that just opened isn’t he? What a good man.” The ladies looked at the card before putting it into their pockets. “Thank you very much. Please do come see us again, I promise we’ll have something to reward you with when you come back.” The menfolk staggered onto their feet, wounded but alive. Thanks to Pylia and Dimos they’d make a full recovery once they rest. Dimos turned towards you and makes a subtle motion with his hand. “We should go quickly, before more people show up to investigate.” Shortfang takes his net back while Buddy cleaned his axe. Pylia stood by your side as Dinah trotted alongside. “Let’s go.”
Between the magical fear you inflicted and the very real fear of being outnumbered and killed, the sea goblin squeaked a response to you in goblin. “Y-Yes! I will go! Thank you!” The sea goblin dropped his trident and ran. Your men made room to allow him to go, but Tayang ordered Oliver and Hector to follow him and make sure he doesn’t try anything funny on the way out. Wiping a bite of blood off his cheek the dwarf turned to you. “Think that’s all the goblins Captain. Damage to the inside hull isn’t too bad, plenty of time to plunder the ship. Strange that there are so few elves here though considering how stocked up they are.” Tayang motioned towards the barrels lining he wall. “Shall we look for survivors captain, or begin looting?”
I handle level ups via milestones. Generally speaking if I have you go up against a big monster or big group of monsters, you’re nearly close to leveling up.
After the Mimic failed to crush you underneath its foot, you were able to smash right through his other knee cap, causing the creature to fall onto its arms. As it tried to get back up you give it a swift kick that made its leg twist in an unnatural fashion that seemed to hurt it as well. Thanks to your efforts Buddy was able to charge in as the Mimic struggled to stand, and cleaved its box body off the rest of its torso, bisecting the monster.

Strangely enough as soon as the body hit the ground both ends of the Mimic simply vanished into dust, leaving behind a few small items. A couple of silver rings with gemstones, a pearl necklace, and a thin block of some silvery metal. Pylia and Dimos would meet back up with you having saved the lives of those wounded. Apparently three their men had been attacked by the Mimic as well and were in critical condition, but now they were stabilized.

“That... I don’t think my old gang could’ve arranged anything like that. If anything they’d be the ones fighting that monster...” Pylia shrugged as she wiped her hands clean of the blood. “Mimics can often disguise themselves as mundane containers or other objects. Though they’re monsters they’re cunning too. I bet this one allowed itself to be brought into the city so it can eat the civilians. It was a good thing we got here when we did.” Meanwhile Shortfang collected the loot. “Shiny stuff, and little beads! Also brick.”

The women who were hiding approached. It was two older women, around their late thirties to mid forties. “Oh thank you Heroes! I cannot believe a monster like that was able to get inside of here! I knew I should’ve told my husband to never have joined that expedition. But I’m glad he’s safe. Please allow us to repay your with something, it’s the least we can do.”

The monster is so tall you could only bash its kneecap with your tonfa, but that seemed to work as it buckled and turned towards you. When you tried to kick it’s same leg it simply knocked your foot away as he lurched forward to bite you. Just before it could however Buddy ran up beside you and slashed it underneath it’s tongue, causing the monster to rear back as he spun his weapon around to stab it in the gut. Meanwhile Pylia, Dimos, and Dinah went to tend to the wounded.

“Here Shortfang shine!” As the best was distracted Shortfang took out a net and threw it over the mimic’s head, this forced the chest shut around the Mimic’s arm and tongue as Shortfang gripped the net with one hand, and shot into its back with his crossbow using the other. “Pow pow pow! No treasure for monster!” The beast flailed around, trying to attack you. It was able to open up its mouth just wide enough to try and bite you as well as stomp you with its massive foot, though thanks to the net it would have great difficulty.

The party took up their position and headed over to where the commotion was at. Soon you'd arrive to a somewhat quiet street, but what was happening was anything but quiet. Surprisingly enough, it was not a gang of thugs menacing the merchants. No, it appeared to be a giant treasure chest with a lanky grotesque body and overly long tongue growing out of it, menacing what some merchants. One of them was already bleeding out on the ground, groaning in pain as two women where cowering by the entrance of a door next to a broken window. Shortfang didn't hesitate to begin unloading his crossbow bolts into it. "Big monster! Kill it!"

Shortfang rapidly fired two bolts into the Mimic's chest, getting it's attention. Terrifyingly for such a huge creature, it crouched down before jumping towards Shortfang with a big spinning kick right at the tiny kobold. Fortunately for Shortfang he was able to dodge out of the way as the creature landed close to the ground, roaring at the party. with it's grotesque mouth. Dimos was wide-eyed at the sight of this thing. "What the hells is that!?" Pylia however steeled herself cooly. "Mimic. I don't know how it got here but we got to get rid of it before it does anymore damage! Sylvia, you and Buddy fight this thing, I'll go help the wounded before it's too late!"

Sorry for taking so long to respond. But could I have you roll initiative for me?
With nothing else to say the group heads over towards the expedited entrance towards the sewers. But along the way you hear some shouting in the distance followed by a woman's scream and glass breaking. It was hard to hear it over the usual hustle and bustle of the marketplace, and you could only hear it due to being so close. Dimos stops and turns towards the sound. "What what that? They wouldn't be attacking in broad daylight..." Dimos said confusingly. Shortfang already has his crossbow out but Pylia turns towards you. "Considering what we know, should we look into it? Might be nothing... Might be important."
Heading back to the store you could see Dimos with a small backpack and a cudgel on his belt. His mother was looking morosely into her hands, her eyes red as if she had just finished crying. He walks up to your group with a solemn nod. “I spoke to mother. She... Well don’t worry. I’m ready to go when you are.” The woman began to close up her shop, closing and locking up the door behind Dimos as you could hear subtle weeping in the background. “We should get moving. My old friends might still be roaming around, and I’d rather not let them see me with you guys or else it might tip them off.”
In a swift motion you smited the Sargent before he could regain any of his will to fight. This left the last two sea goblins a mix of deranged and fearful. In their panic they took out their weapons and made wild swings at you and your crew, but their panicked attacks failed to inflict any arm. With deft precision your men took out one of the sea goblins, shooting him with crossbow bolts before decapitating him with a slash of a cutlass, leaving the last one to you. The sea goblin had tried to stab at your head, a very predictable move, and still couldn't muster up any sense of logic or preservation to even consider running away in any sensible manner.

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