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Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
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A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.
I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.
As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.
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I mean hell, normal eggs never clean themselves at all! The fact that Mamoru's does ought to make her eggs quiet popular for people who want clean eggs.
Though now I'm just imagining a twisted sort of sales scheme where Mamoru and Kath are selling their eggs to new worlders. Alternatively, Mamoru convincing Rodias and some of the other Chapter Masters to make a sort of pen house for Mamoru's clones to just lounge about and lay eggs. That'll be a dream job.
Though now I'm just imagining a twisted sort of sales scheme where Mamoru and Kath are selling their eggs to new worlders. Alternatively, Mamoru convincing Rodias and some of the other Chapter Masters to make a sort of pen house for Mamoru's clones to just lounge about and lay eggs. That'll be a dream job.
Considering Mamoru is based off a pokemon and every pokemon lays eggs regardless of their vague biology, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Mamoru happens to lay a few duds. Though I wonder if their personal traits affect the quality of the egg? Like Mamoru’s eggs having a hard metallic shell or something.
Dashing up the crags, the swordsman was hot on Tyrael's heels. Just as they seemed to be on even ground, Tyreal moved low and threw a large shield full of sand and gravel into the man's face. He followed up with another club strike, but the swordsman was expecting this and instead of merely blocking he parried Tyrael's blow away. He followed up with a stab that cut through Tyrael's robes and sliced into the orc's shoulder; painful but hardly lethal. As the swordsman tried to follow up, Tyrael struck with a swift and low kick right into the man's shins, tripping him up and allowing Tyrael to push him down the crag. He had hoped the man would break his neck upon the rocks, but the swordsman wasn't nearly that fragile and while hurt, he was still alive. The Varuks would be slowly approaching as they had both hands on their axes, relying solely on their careful strides to climb the rocks.
One in particular Tyrael noticed was having difficulties. He was the one who was poisoned by the snakes and it was starting to show by the way he stumbles as he walks. Picking up a rock from the ground Tyrael hurled it at the varuks, the one in front battering the stones away with his axe. But when Tyrael kicks down a particularly large stone, this forced the varuk to try and avoid the rock, which was exactly what Tyrael wanted. At the same time the varuk dodged, Tyrael leapt off the rock and lunged towards the poisoned Varuk. He was was slow to react due to the poison, and even though he had his axe poised to impale Tyrael he lacked the strength to put any force behind the stab as Tyrael's shield deflected the blade of the varuk's axe, knocking it aside as Tyrael crushed his head with his club. The flames jumped from the club onto the man's body, causing hims to panic, fall, and plummet to his death. Unlike the swordsman, this varuk did break his neck.
There was no time to celebrate however. A second later Tyrael received a graze across his cheek as the other Varuk was already attacking him, having only barely sliced Tyrael due to the orc's momentum turning what would have been a decapitating blow into a minor cut. Still Tyrael was caught flatfooted and the Varuk had the high ground, allowing him to unleash swing after swing at Tyrael. The best Tyrael could do was raise his shield and take the hits, but after the third strike the Varuk's axe cleaved deep into Tyrael's shield and into his arm. Blood burst from his wound as his shield was sundered, but it gave Tyrael a moment to toss his shield aside and throw off the varuk's balance. But in doing so, Tyrael himself made the mistake of not watching his step, slipping on a rock and tumbling down the rocks and towards the ground. He made sure to roll safely to prevent any major injuries, but now he was a fair bit bruised, had a minor cut on his face, moderate cut on his right shoulder, and a major cut in his left arm. "Shrakh."
Getting back to his feet the Varuk and Swordsman came down, weapons at the ready to fight. Tyrael drew his hunting knife in his off-hand; he'd rather have a shield, but at least if he had the knife he can try to parry with it or use it as an off-hand. Zastriel was still distracting the other swordsman thankfully, though she could sense that Tyrael was in danger as well. As far as magic goes, Tyrael still had a few spells he could use but nothing that would immediately kill the warriors. "Ajog mabaj hugianug." He sighs as he readies himself for the slavers to attack him. He flourishes his weapon, even stomping on the dead Varuk at his feet by snapping his neck just to show the slavers his savagery.
One in particular Tyrael noticed was having difficulties. He was the one who was poisoned by the snakes and it was starting to show by the way he stumbles as he walks. Picking up a rock from the ground Tyrael hurled it at the varuks, the one in front battering the stones away with his axe. But when Tyrael kicks down a particularly large stone, this forced the varuk to try and avoid the rock, which was exactly what Tyrael wanted. At the same time the varuk dodged, Tyrael leapt off the rock and lunged towards the poisoned Varuk. He was was slow to react due to the poison, and even though he had his axe poised to impale Tyrael he lacked the strength to put any force behind the stab as Tyrael's shield deflected the blade of the varuk's axe, knocking it aside as Tyrael crushed his head with his club. The flames jumped from the club onto the man's body, causing hims to panic, fall, and plummet to his death. Unlike the swordsman, this varuk did break his neck.
There was no time to celebrate however. A second later Tyrael received a graze across his cheek as the other Varuk was already attacking him, having only barely sliced Tyrael due to the orc's momentum turning what would have been a decapitating blow into a minor cut. Still Tyrael was caught flatfooted and the Varuk had the high ground, allowing him to unleash swing after swing at Tyrael. The best Tyrael could do was raise his shield and take the hits, but after the third strike the Varuk's axe cleaved deep into Tyrael's shield and into his arm. Blood burst from his wound as his shield was sundered, but it gave Tyrael a moment to toss his shield aside and throw off the varuk's balance. But in doing so, Tyrael himself made the mistake of not watching his step, slipping on a rock and tumbling down the rocks and towards the ground. He made sure to roll safely to prevent any major injuries, but now he was a fair bit bruised, had a minor cut on his face, moderate cut on his right shoulder, and a major cut in his left arm. "Shrakh."
Getting back to his feet the Varuk and Swordsman came down, weapons at the ready to fight. Tyrael drew his hunting knife in his off-hand; he'd rather have a shield, but at least if he had the knife he can try to parry with it or use it as an off-hand. Zastriel was still distracting the other swordsman thankfully, though she could sense that Tyrael was in danger as well. As far as magic goes, Tyrael still had a few spells he could use but nothing that would immediately kill the warriors. "Ajog mabaj hugianug." He sighs as he readies himself for the slavers to attack him. He flourishes his weapon, even stomping on the dead Varuk at his feet by snapping his neck just to show the slavers his savagery.
Yeah the whole time abyss thing going on makes it a bit fuzzy just how quickly things are getting done. I mean Mamoru will definitely put the skeletons to work mining and excavating as soon as she has the clearance, but so far I haven't actually done that yet. Just as well everything I did have Mamoru do happened on Day 1: if there's been a considerable time skip or something already, than her clones have also likely already reached various locations around and have been feeding Mamoru information on top of the resources she's gathering via the skeletal servants. Again, all of this is background stuff going on, but I'm not entirely certain just how much of it is/can happen in our current time vacuum.
No, as Kulee makes a nice fish soup but that actually requires him using an excessive amount of the food supplies to make said fish soup. It'll be good if you were to say, host a dinner on your ship and want to offer something more palpable than dried meat and hardtack, but otherwise no his ability to make soup doesn't cut costs for feeding the crew.
Without rationing, about ten pounds each, except Nyx who can live off six pounds. This includes things like meat, fruit, and water, whether from grog or actual clean water. Using my unit system, the crew eats up one unit worth of collective food supplies a day. If you enforce rationing, they can survive on one unit of supplies for three days, however at the end of the third day we will have to roll a con save to see how well they’re holding up on limited supplies. It’s a fairly low DC (13) obviously outside influences can make this harder or easier, such as the presence of an actual chef who can make limited rations more nutritious, or spoiled food which will make the DC harder and yield worse results upon failure.
About five days. It's been pretty slow going recently, this is really your biggest haul this entire month. Most the other raids were on fishing vessels that never really put up a fight.
As commanded, your men went to work, spending a brief respite to rest up before the journey ahead. Grog was had, pipes were smoked, and Tayang went about getting measurements from the men to suit them up. Eventually however the hour of rest would pass and the crew set sail towards Red Shard. The journey took the better part of the day and went into the night, but fortunately nothing else really occurred for the next few days. Some of the men were fitted with the sea goblin armor, cleaned and readjusted, and the crew ate well off their plundered rations. Soon enough Red Shard was in sight. It was a small coastal town known for it's deep brown clay deposited which made wonder red pottery, hence they name. Not exactly what you'd expect from a town safe for pirates, but it's precisely due to it's nondescript nature that it worked perfectly for various plunderers and traders. It helped that the local thieves guild has brought out the guards and has the mayor in their pockets, so as long as no one causes any trouble, people were free to sell their ill gotten gains as they so desire.
"Land ho, captain! Red Shard's just at the horizon. We'll be in port in roughly an hour from now. I'd imagine we'll flog our cargo, but is there anything else in particular you'll want us doing, sir?" Tayang asks as the men readied the ship to weigh anchor.
"Land ho, captain! Red Shard's just at the horizon. We'll be in port in roughly an hour from now. I'd imagine we'll flog our cargo, but is there anything else in particular you'll want us doing, sir?" Tayang asks as the men readied the ship to weigh anchor.
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