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5 yrs ago
Current Every time... EVERY TIME...
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5 yrs ago
I have never felt so enraged over puns until now...
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5 yrs ago
Be careful. Spaghetti attracts strange folks...
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5 yrs ago
excuseme?
5 yrs ago
Wonderful~. Now it's time to watch hooligans lick coils and computers...
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Bio

🧬Well hello there, random profile peekers~!🧬

«♪»
"Do you like science?"
ā–¶Of course!
No? Tsk tsk! Why wouldn't you?

«♪»


Nonsense aside, hello, my name's MajorGremlin!

I've been roleplaying on and off for a few years, holding a couple of fandoms under my belt - Ones that I'm willing to dip some typing into anyway... I might also slink back into some original stuff at some point, maybe, here 'n there. Lol.


With that said, I'm a casual lit/semi-lit guy who enjoys winging things / rolling off of the muses' interactions, and whatever surprises that'd be dished out. But less of that and more plotting's just fine too, of course~. I'm also in my twenties, so I don't feel all too cozy roleplaying with anyone under such (aside from within group rps), especially since I enjoy the occasional "spicy moments" and all that jazz.

That's pretty much it for now, I guess. Have a lovely day~! Or night...

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Meanwhile


"Uhuhu! Yes, yes, yes!ā€

Rising to his full, not-so-glorious height, the gentleman scientist wiped some sweat from his forehead and beamed at his finished creations! The corners of his lips threw fits before spreading into a freakishly large grin! Ear-to-ear and all teeth!

Right in front of him sat a huge doorway made of wood, metal scraps, and chunks of marble! And hooked up to it was a good ol’ bolt-shaped lightning rod in all of its golden glory! After months of bleeding, sweating, and crying -- all those days of listening to the other survivors’ lacking beliefs and jeers -- He, Wilson P. Higgsbury, had finally made the gateway! Their gateway to freedom! Oh, if only the others could see it! Right here and now! He… He probably should’ve built these closer to camp instead of tucking it a tad far away, deep within a dark forest…

ā€œI could’ve taken a bit more of their ridiculing,ā€ The scientist sighed to himself while slipping his bag back on. ā€œWould’ve saved me from the blasted trip back to fetch them.ā€ Wilson then gave the door’s frame a light pat-pat-pat as his grin softened. ā€œCan’t fix that now, can we, Mr. Wayout~?ā€ Tittering to himself, he’d swivel on his heels and began to stroll towards his camp. ā€œI’ll be right back! We need Ms. Wickerbottom’s help to power you up and--ā€

Before he could even finish, there came a flash of light, accompanied by crackles and rumbles… Both of which were quickly followed by some soft buzzing. Wilson froze mid-step, his hidden eyes opening wide behind their goggles. He’d turn ever-so-slowly, with his look of shock eventually morphing into that of delight! ā€œS-stars and atoms,ā€ He whispered while clasping his hands together and trembling with glee.

It was a miracle! Lightning had struck out of the blue, without a single hint of foul weather, snatched by the rod and… That’s when the door slowly opened, revealing a glorious swirling portal within. I-it’s working! It’s working!

The forest’s peace was no more, immediately disturbed by the scientist’s sharp cackles and excited cries!

He’d jump! He’d twirl! He’d circle his special door like a bubbly dog bouncing around its favorite toy! This would’ve carried on for a while longer if the clumsy oaf hadn’t tripped… And toppled right into the damn portal.




Murmurs, honking, things rushing by… Wilson twitched where he laid, his gloved fingers gently scraping at the ground. W-wait! What happened to the grass!? With that thought, he’d slowly reopen his eyes, shifting just enough to see whatever’s above him and…

Oh, he definitely wasn’t in The Constant anymore… Or maybe he was? In a much more populated space? Damn it, he couldn’t see anything passed the giants folks gawking down at him!

ā€œWh-where am I?ā€ His voice was raspy and soft, barely audible over the concern of a gathering crowd. How could they not be worried or curious after witnessing a little elf-sized man falling from the sky, surviving with only a few scrapes and lopsided goggles? Thank the stars above that he hadn’t fallen on anyone too!
Banned, banned! Science protects me from getting locked up again!

And it's told me NOTHING!
@MajorGremlin
banned because you can


Oh, goodie! You're still banned though...
Banned because that doesn't allow me to take pictures of my trip...
Banned because there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a scientist! I'll ban you so far you'll reach the Earth's core (but somehow still survive)!

(Also, Brazil's too scary. Cut that out.)
Please calm down or I'll ban you even further than before... You're still banned either way. šŸ˜
Name: Wilson P. Higgsbury [Retired]

Appearance:



Age: He may not look like it, what with his current state, but Wilson’s somewhere around his mid-thirties. Or much, much older. Who knows since things work differently back in The Constant. (Maybe his body will age properly in this new dimension, eh? And pehaps he’ll regain his fair height along with that… He was never this small before, he swears!)

Gender: Male

Personality: Quite the eccentric little madman at times, and tends to spew the occasional stupid pun. He’s curious -- he’s bubbly -- he’s all about that thing known as SCIENCE, but don’t ask him to be more specific with that.

Inventory: Poor Wilson has nothing but an empty bat-shaped bag. How unfortunate.

Abilities: He can be quite speedy with crafting certain things; such as tools, small machinery, and that sort. Buuut, they’re not guaranteed to be of good use or free from going up in flames.

He can also grow a magnificent beard much quicker than one would expect… Does that count as a special ability?

Other tidbits:

♪) Wilson’s easily fixated with his duties and will usually forget that sleep’s an important thing, which raises problems besides being a grumpy ol’ man. Expect lots of babbling about ā€œterrorsā€, or other not-so-good reactions.

♪) Rarely seen without his gloves. Yes, even while he rests. Let’s just say his hands aren’t all too normal, yeah? He could possibly make a great-but-risky back-scratcher…

♪) Might kill for a good meal, especially if it’s bacon and eggs. Barely surviving in a hellish wilderness and ancient caverns for possible centuries does things to a man…

♪) His timeline’s set around the 1900s when he happened to be tossed into one realm. Now he’s in another, and ready to be possibly overwhelmed!
@Kenshi Hell yeah, I can feel it~.

@Dark Cloud And how did you know I'd go Wilson? UwU
Pardon the random popping-up outta the blue. I've still got some reading to do at the moment, but I'd love to join this at some point (if allowed).
Thank you~!
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