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3 yrs ago
Current Every time... EVERY TIME...
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3 yrs ago
I have never felt so enraged over puns until now...
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3 yrs ago
Be careful. Spaghetti attracts strange folks...
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3 yrs ago
excuseme?
3 yrs ago
Wonderful~. Now it's time to watch hooligans lick coils and computers...
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Bio

🧬Well hello there, random profile peekers~!🧬

«♪»
"Do you like science?"
Of course!
No? Tsk tsk! Why wouldn't you?

«♪»


Nonsense aside, hello, my name's MajorGremlin!

I've been roleplaying on and off for a few years, holding a couple of fandoms under my belt - Ones that I'm willing to dip some typing into anyway... I might also slink back into some original stuff at some point, maybe, here 'n there. Lol.


With that said, I'm a casual lit/semi-lit guy who enjoys winging things / rolling off of the muses' interactions, and whatever surprises that'd be dished out. But less of that and more plotting's just fine too, of course~. I'm also in my twenties, so I don't feel all too cozy roleplaying with anyone under such (aside from within group rps), especially since I enjoy the occasional "spicy moments" and all that jazz.

That's pretty much it for now, I guess. Have a lovely day~! Or night...

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The deafening sound of gunshots suddenly rang out, causing Higgsbury to rapidly block his ears until Rick started panicking. A damn bullet almost grazed the taller scientist! “What did we do!?” They already had some sorta freaky humanoid ghoul tailing them for some unknown reason, now they’ve got guards on their asses again! They were screwed!

Pathetic sounds and swears spewed from Wilson as he clutched his head and spasmed. “Why now!?” He’s dealt with death already, each more gruesome and painful than the last -- but, because of Them, he and the other survivors were usually revived, starting all over from the beginning again, and again, and again for Their amusement! He had a feeling, though, that within this world, death was permanent.

Once he was placed on his feet again, he immediately ran around in circles before ducking behind Rick, who was now yelling at the armed men. Wilson’s head tilted as he listened.

Was Rick really famous or something? Or was this just some more drunken blabbering?

“Mr. San--” Higgsbury would then cut off at the freakish sight of the nearby abomination morphing into the true stuff of nightmares! “What the hell’s going on!?”
Caught smooching spaghetti...!
Lovely color choices.
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Wilson would love to trade his fear for Rick's unimpressed bravery.
Higgsbury’s worried expression went blank while listening to the scientist’s drunken blabber… “Adventure? A living meme?” He’d blink rapidly a few times, which went unseen. “What’s a ‘meme’?”

At this moment, something told Wilson to look up... And that’s when he saw quite the odd and sinister-looking man flying somewhere above them like some sort of wicked demon! “What in science’s name!?”
I can feel the dread crawling all over me...
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@MajorGremlin

Rick rolled his eyes and sighed as he shook his head, because this whole little detour had been a huge waste of time and he could care less about the anime god, the king or even that weird homeless guy. However the smaller scientist could be useful, so before he continued Rick grabbed the smaller scientist and hoisted him under and arm with a loud burp.

"H-h-*belch*-hey you know what I think your all pieces of shhhhiiiiiiit!" he flipped them off with a smug smile "Go-go-ga-*belch*-gadget Rick boots!" and with that he sped off with the small scientist tucked beneath his arm, as he screamed all sorts of obscenities about being better than everyone and that he was a god.


One moment, Higgsbury was on his two perfectly-working feet, then the next; he was yanked into the air and within the grasp of the taller doctor. Like a kitten grabbed by its scruff, Wilson froze for a good minute before looking up at Rick with the most confuzzled expression. Flushed with embarrassment, to say the least… “Mr. Sanchez, I may be small but I’m not some sort of ‘purse chihuahua’ to haul arou---”

Suddenly, they’re bolting off in another direction with the taller fellow spewing the complete opposite of… Gentlemanly language and something about being a God.

“Wh-where are we going!? What are you--!?”
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