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I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

I wanna name my son Jabberwock. We'll call him Jabba for short.

2014 World Cup thread

The Nexerus said
I thought Sora lived in North Texas.

Oklahoma, unless I'm crossing spamwires. I can't remember if it was Sora or Mammoth that used to live pretty close to me. Maybe both. Smiral is the texan.

2014 World Cup thread

I had a dream I was suddenly a father.

Sole said I was so confused as to why I had a fucking kid because I didn't want one.

wait are you my dad?

2014 World Cup thread

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We are poised to advance out of the group. Germany's 4-0 thrashing of Portugal puts us far ahead on goal differential; likely, if all we did was draw from here on out we're through. But we're not here to draw. We're here to FUCKING FOOTBALL!! FACE EXPLOSION!!!



If we could just find whoever's been putting Hamstring Poison in our gatorade, we'd be set.

what spam needs right now is

more World Cup American bro

Writer of the Month #3 Guidelines

Understand how frustrating this is. I put a lot of time into this month's effort, and the entry has been sitting in the WOTM inbox for a week now. That's plenty of time. Shit, there have been three chapters of spam adventures in that time. If we want to talk about adaptations I know where to start. There's two too many names at the top of this thread.

I'm being mean. Sorry. Like I said, this is frustrating for me.

Writer of the Month #3 Guidelines

What I mean is, doing 'everything we can' would mean there should be a minimum of four entries right now, which is plenty to have a vote.

Writer of the Month #3 Guidelines

With three WOTM staffers, you'd think we'd be able to muster up at least enough entries to the contest to have a vote.

Game of Thrones season wrap-up

The only part that upsets me is, I was really gearing up to start using 'WHEREVER WHORES GO' in my world cup commentary on reddit, thinking that show-watchers would soon understand. I really miss that line. It's.... I mean, I can understand why, from a show perspective, it's difficult to reminisce, and it's difficult to make us remember who the fuck was Tysha, and difficult to get into Tyrion's head to explain all that. I'm not saying I could do better. But maybe work it in with Shae instead -- perhaps Shae could run off to WHEREVER WHORES GO. The acrobatics would have been worth it. I wanted that line BAD.

other than that.... shoot, the skeleton scene was strangely amazing, and Brienne fighting the Hound was *awesome*. They do the whole epic crossing-of-the-swords fantasy fight, and then shit gets real and it turns into a fucking brawl? Perfect! I suppose CleganeBowl is still on the table then, right?

Stoneheart..... okay, look, yes, she should've been cameo'd. But look at it this way. They two books to work with (well, one and a half) and they have to turn them into at least one, maybe even two more seasons. We're going to need stoneheart later. And besides, this season was Valar Morghulis -- she fits much better under Valar Dohaerys.

bookspoilerkinda

get amped for the War of the Two Queens