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Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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Sicari ran up into the ship as a C-Sec squadron rounded the corner, turning around and giving the soldiers a salute as the airlock closed behind her. "Well, that was a little too close for my liking." She made her way into the ship, crossing her arms as she came face-to-face with Ekrom.

"I should've said this earlier, but I am now. If you kill a law enforcer, you're cut from the deal. I don't want this coming back to bite my ass in the end. I'm not gonna be a cop killer." She stalked off, mentally kicking herself for not saying that earlier.
UPDATE: I don't have enough time to make a post right now, woke up late. I'll write a thing when I get home.
I'll make a post in the morning, I just got around to sitting down and checking the new(ish) posts. Writing this from a dying phone.

@Virani Good luck to him! A good prognosis for cancer is a great thing, though. I have no doubt he'll survive as long as they caught it early.

I mean my grandma survived colon cancer. Twice. If she can do it, so can your father.
'Well, there goes that chance.' Jace though, his mind currently on the wasted opportunity that he had been presented with. He'd been right next to Artemis for too long, biding his time for no good reason, and look where it got him. A backup date, basically...

'Wait, something's wrong...' He had felt the Sorrow reach across the room and hit him, and he barely held onto sanity long enough to avoid smashing a plate on the floor. The surgeon had placed the porcelain platter on a table before gripping it as the day of his first mimicry came back. His skin turning scaly, his canine teeth turning to thin, sharp fangs, and his pupils narrowing to slits, all in front of the woman that had given birth to him... and she had rejected this change, shutting him out and calling the police. He was briefly experimented on...

[Three Years Prior]

"Let's see here... Jace O'Shea, says here you can make rudimentary copies of anything and everything, and it's affected by your emotions." A tall, thin, and bearded doctor spoke, standing in front of the younger Jace.

Tradger was his name. A kind sadist, if one could exist. But a sadist nonetheless. Descended from a long line of German doctors, several of whom had served the Reich, the third one to be exact. He shared the opinions of these predecessors.

"Yeah, what of it?" Jace spat back, and received a cold back-hand. The Hippocratic Oath was a mere suggestion at this point.

"Manners, boy. Can you or can you not do this?"

"..." The Irishman looked down at the floor.

"Well?" He readied another hand to strike the boy with.

"...I can."

"Was that so hard? And look at me when you speak or are spoken to. It's impolite to break eye contact."

Tradger grinned.

Jace grimaced.

[Present Day]

Jace got up as the power dissipated and threw his coat off, having it land on the table, then withdrew his shillelagh from the back of it and took on a demon's apparition, horns growing from his forehead and fingers lengthening. After all, the Hippocratic Oath was a suggest-

'Dammit Tradger, I'm done with that brainwashing crap you tried on me. I'm not hurting anyone.' He thought, the horns receding. He would, however, attempt to scare the girl responsible into submission.

The Sorrow hit Zinnia as she was leaving, the memory of her brother calling mother and father as she practiced her ability. She was exiled from the family and told to leave as a van from Miss. Dawson's pulled up. She only had time to grab Teif, her weapons, and a bag's worth of clothes...

As the memory played, Zinnia had unconsciously drawn her punch-dagger, hidden on the back of her belt, and had it against a surprised Lyra. Instinct had driven her onto her table and to the source of the power, and now it demanded that the tip, which was poised less than a centimeter from the girl's heart, draw blood. "Choose your next words wisely, girl. You're in no position to make demands anymore."

Aaron barreled past a set of doctors as he ran through the infirmary, James still tossed haphazardly over his shoulder. The boy was soon dropped in a vacant bed, and the spark plug sat down in a nearby chair, out of breath. He dropped a hand on the pocket he normally kept his knife in, then panicked. 'Shit, did I leave it in the outlet..?' He ran a quick mental checklist of what had just happened... and yes, he had left his weapon in an electrical socket. That'd be a hard one to explain.
I'll get typing in a moment, @Madame Kitten.
Soren crossed his arms, letting the delinquent elf look over the card. "I have a friend waiting for me. And he doesn't like to wait." He snatched the pass back after another moment, choosing his next words carefully. "He'll blame you if I'm late, and he can get... violent, to say the least. He doesn't kill quickly." He tucked the card into his breast pocket and stuck his thumbs into his belt, taking a slouched stance.
So are we gonna wait for someone else to post or..?
@PhoenixWhite Yeah, I try to take the work load off others where I can.

Also, Elder Scrolls reference in the Elvenkin bit. Like Orckin, just with elves. If that's a little broken I can redact the post.
Soren grimaced at the sight of the elf woman, but not because she was an elf, race played no role to him. It was the tattoo on her face that made him stop and start towards an alley to the side of the building, which had a ton of racial slurs aimed at anything that was considered un-elven on the opposite wall of The Coffee Shop. 'Patchworks, of course. They're at every goddamn turn'

He leaned on the elven establishment's wall, tapping the side a few times when he remembered an old friend from the militant police up top, an elf that had probably been his closest friend before the human had up and left Polis.

[Central Polis, Seven Years Prior]

A significantly younger looking, out-of-uniform Soren came out of a bar with a drunk elf by the name of Mortoris, the former having to lean on his long time friend.

"Soooooren... ya listenin'? 'Cause I-Imma do sumthin' no one else on thiz planet'll do fer ya..." The drunk one stammered.

"If you're gonna get all sappy with me, Mort, I don't wanna hear it."

"Nah, nah... it ain't nuthin' like, *hic* that..."

"Then what is it, you drunk little elf?" The olive-skinned officer had to stop and laugh at that for a moment.

"I'mma do a thing... a thing that'll make you conzi-, conshi-, like an elf..."

"And how are you gonna do that without sticking nails through my ears?"

"I'm makin' you, uh, what'sh the werd..? Oh! Elven.. Elvenkin, I think." The drunkard pulled a laminated card from his pocket, and without missing a beat signed it in a blue pen, his signature perfect despite his current state, then handed it to the human sniper. "This'll git you anywherr, an' I mean anywherr, that keeps hoomans out... ya ken even brin' a frien'..." The elf passed out after what Soren assumed was 'friend'.

He carried the alcoholic home in a mile long, uneventful trip.

[Present Day]

Soren smirked and pulled his wallet out, removing the signed card from Mortoris from one of the many pockets that usually held credit or debit cards. He made his way out of the alley with the piece of old plastic in his right hand, the left training towards the standard-issue pistol on his chest in case someone tried something. Patchworks weren't to be trusted in any way, shape, or form. But the Circuit had unspoken rules, one of which was to watch out for your kin.

"Hey, Rainbow, I want in." He stated bluntly, holding the card out to the small bouncer. It was quiet clearly stated that Soren, picture included on the ID, was to be given the same rights as any elf that existed freely. All there was to do now was wait for the response.
I'm gonna go ahead and call that the timeskip, there. TO THE SHIP!
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