"Hello, sir! I see that you appear to be having some trouble. May I interest you in perhaps a tablet of some sort?"
Duncan looked at the sales rep like he was nuts. “Nnnooo? I don’t have a dog. No use for a frisbee. Besides as frisbees go, they are kinda expensive.”
The sales rep looked confused for a moment. “Uhm ..?
“I am looking for two computers. Well … three. But the technology will change before I need the third. One - system, possibly mobile, designed for music. I’ll need the programs to go along with it. I have a list. Multi track, professional grade. I work mainly with guitar and keyboard. So I’ll need the computer to generate all the other instruments plus voice. Two - high end math and graphics system. You know the stuff you see in movies. I want that. I’ll need something that can record data in the femtosecond range. But I am probably going to have to custom build that myself or cannibalize a femtolaser.”
The associate got a glazed over look in his eyes.
“Ignore the part about the femto stuff. I’ll figure that out. Here’s my program lists. I need something that will run all of these, if not better. Cost isn’t an issue. So don’t worry about finding deals. I am looking for performance. If it happens to cost less, great. If not, no biggie.”
The sales associate finally got the picture. It was the wrong picture. But he got it. Duncan was one of those guys who wanted to sound smart. He’d buy a fancy computer that would be an antique before he could ever figure out how to use it. A fool and his money were soon parted…
“One moment sir. I’ll have to look up most of these. Most will have to be ordered. They won’t be in stock here.”
Duncan nodded. “That fine. I expected that. And I don’t even have to have an answer today.” He sighed as the associate ambled off.
Duncan looked over at Violet and gave a thin lipped smile of impatience. He held up one of the tablets. “Skeet anyone?” His nose wrinkled with disgust at the thing. “I know they have uses. And I do use them on rare occasions. But they are designed to limited. I could build a better tablet myself. It’s just noone make the parts yet. I mean, a tablet should have at least a terabyte drive, a mini USB port. Flash drives ought to have mini USB connections. Or heck, just use bluetooth. And bluetooth devices ought to use a Tesla powergrid. This thing is a dinosaur.
“I hate buying computers. Everyone always tries to sell me prepackaged stuff that does half of what I want. Or I find one that does most … only to discover it isn’t in stock.
“You go to the Academy too. You started about two months ago. The school doesn’t usually accept students without pre-enrollment the year before. That places you in one of two categories. Very, very rich family capable of offering a substantial endowment - or witness protection. I won’t ask which. Not my business - especially if it is the latter.
“And if me knowing that sounds a little stalker-ish, I’ll calm your nerves and tell you that I happen to work in the Admin building. I also happen to know you ride a motorcycle. My driver was checking it out. He has a M1030M1 - the USMC diesel motorcycle. He convinced our butler to go riding with him. Gave me some lessons too. But I have just never had a use for a motorcycle. And … Mom would freak. She’s a doctor and more than a little overprotective. And I can’t blame her. I can’t even mention going into the military. Forbidden subject at home. I had my driver speak with her and reassure her that he wouldn’t encourage such notions. I got hugged for that one for about 10 minutes. She was trying not to cry about it. And before you get the idea she is a crybaby, she works with terminal cancer patients. She pretty tough most of the time.”
Duncan looked at the sales rep like he was nuts. “Nnnooo? I don’t have a dog. No use for a frisbee. Besides as frisbees go, they are kinda expensive.”
The sales rep looked confused for a moment. “Uhm ..?
“I am looking for two computers. Well … three. But the technology will change before I need the third. One - system, possibly mobile, designed for music. I’ll need the programs to go along with it. I have a list. Multi track, professional grade. I work mainly with guitar and keyboard. So I’ll need the computer to generate all the other instruments plus voice. Two - high end math and graphics system. You know the stuff you see in movies. I want that. I’ll need something that can record data in the femtosecond range. But I am probably going to have to custom build that myself or cannibalize a femtolaser.”
The associate got a glazed over look in his eyes.
“Ignore the part about the femto stuff. I’ll figure that out. Here’s my program lists. I need something that will run all of these, if not better. Cost isn’t an issue. So don’t worry about finding deals. I am looking for performance. If it happens to cost less, great. If not, no biggie.”
The sales associate finally got the picture. It was the wrong picture. But he got it. Duncan was one of those guys who wanted to sound smart. He’d buy a fancy computer that would be an antique before he could ever figure out how to use it. A fool and his money were soon parted…
“One moment sir. I’ll have to look up most of these. Most will have to be ordered. They won’t be in stock here.”
Duncan nodded. “That fine. I expected that. And I don’t even have to have an answer today.” He sighed as the associate ambled off.
Duncan looked over at Violet and gave a thin lipped smile of impatience. He held up one of the tablets. “Skeet anyone?” His nose wrinkled with disgust at the thing. “I know they have uses. And I do use them on rare occasions. But they are designed to limited. I could build a better tablet myself. It’s just noone make the parts yet. I mean, a tablet should have at least a terabyte drive, a mini USB port. Flash drives ought to have mini USB connections. Or heck, just use bluetooth. And bluetooth devices ought to use a Tesla powergrid. This thing is a dinosaur.
“I hate buying computers. Everyone always tries to sell me prepackaged stuff that does half of what I want. Or I find one that does most … only to discover it isn’t in stock.
“You go to the Academy too. You started about two months ago. The school doesn’t usually accept students without pre-enrollment the year before. That places you in one of two categories. Very, very rich family capable of offering a substantial endowment - or witness protection. I won’t ask which. Not my business - especially if it is the latter.
“And if me knowing that sounds a little stalker-ish, I’ll calm your nerves and tell you that I happen to work in the Admin building. I also happen to know you ride a motorcycle. My driver was checking it out. He has a M1030M1 - the USMC diesel motorcycle. He convinced our butler to go riding with him. Gave me some lessons too. But I have just never had a use for a motorcycle. And … Mom would freak. She’s a doctor and more than a little overprotective. And I can’t blame her. I can’t even mention going into the military. Forbidden subject at home. I had my driver speak with her and reassure her that he wouldn’t encourage such notions. I got hugged for that one for about 10 minutes. She was trying not to cry about it. And before you get the idea she is a crybaby, she works with terminal cancer patients. She pretty tough most of the time.”