MonsieurShade

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

@Rune_Alchemist
S'all good.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

Mao made a chittering noise of offense as Ryūko passed by after referred to him as 'Pervy Hermit', "Rude, da!" he began as he stood up as tall as he could and splayed his arms out wide. Following this, Mao balanced himself on one leg, tucking the other one upwards against his thigh and clasping his hands together before he squinted his eyes even tighter, looking for all the world like, well, a monkeyman trying to imitate a meditating monk. "You claim that I am perverse yet I must respectfully disagree. You see, dear Ryūko-san, I find that one cannot know true peace until they come to know peace within themselves, da.", a sage-like glow seemed to emenate from Mao, tinging the tips of his fur in a golden hue. "True peace within oneself cannot come until they have learned to accept everything that they are, from their most joyous thoughts, to their most lascivious desires, and eventually move past them. In other words..." The light intensified before shutting off abruptly as another grin spread across Mao's face, "I ain't a perv, y'all are just a buncha prudes, da.".

His 'sage wisdom' having been passed, Mao flopped back onto his haunches and promptly stole a sip of Kyosuke's orange juice as he waited to see how the interaction between the human and the bloodbug was about to play out, "Also I got five hundred yen saying Misa-san tries to drain Kyo-chan within the week, da." he half joked.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

Also it's a few hours later, not the next day (like mid to late afternoon maybe). Even if you're just asleep and not fully unconscious, being out for that long isn't good for you, mmmkay? xD

@Turboshitter

Guess Mao made brunch then, lol.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

"A little pinch a' salt...dash a' pepper, and done, da! Alright ladies, brunch is rea-AIYAHA!" An energetic voice yelped from within the kitchen of the MON hideout. Mao leapt up and down whilst frantically patting the fur on his chest in a vain attempt to soothe the burn brought on by the bacon grease that had popped him, one of at least five now. The monkeyman frowned intensely for just a sliver of a second as he entertained the notion of the amount of burns he was receiving as negative karma for him not being around to help in the scuffle earlier in the morning. 'Alright, alright, I get the message, oh cosmic forces! No more late night parties. Maybe, da.' He thought before giving a light chuckle.

His cooking done, Mao quickly threw together a plate of bacon, eggs, and toast along with a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee for the new addition to the hideout. As he exited the kitchen with the plate and two cups in his hands and tail respectively Mao just barely managed to catch the tail end of what Usami was saying, something about those carrots of hers. "Hey now Usami-san, you trying to get on the new guy's good side? You rarely share those carrots with anyone!" Mao said, which naturally translated to 'you rarely share those carrots with me', and for good reason. Mao was notorious for weaseling food from his companions wherever and whenever he could; a carrot or two from Usami, pocky and ramen packs from Ryūko, and once in a blue moon a sugary treat from Misa, though not without paying the appropriate (or Misa's definition of "appropriate") weight in blood shortly thereafter. Even Ms.Smith wasn't safe from the simian's endless hunger for food not his own, having lost countless sips of coffee throughout the time that they'd known each other.

Mao set the plate down in front of Kyosuke along with the coffee and juice "Here ya go new guy, now what's say we chew the fat-" he stated before bumming a strip of bacon from the human's plate, "While we chew the fat?", he popped the bacon strip into mouth and devoured it greedily before offering up a wide grin, "I'm Mao, da! I reckon that you're that Kyo-chan Smith-san mentioned after she finished fussing at me for staying out all night, da. Maaaan, you must've really pissed off someone big to be staying with us, don't worry though, your new pal Mao's got your back!".

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

@Otaku95 What on earth is a K-bot?
@Turboshitter Now that the hostage deal is over I should have a post up soon

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

@Turboshitter I'm afraid I don't have one.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

@MonsieurShade I know have an overwhelming urge to refer to Mao as "Chimp Roshi". XD

@Otaku95

I am willing to accept this wholeheartedly. Goddamn it now I'm struck with the urge to have Mao occasionally try to go passing out incredibly lewd advice as sagely pearls of wisdom.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

Mao

Name: Mao Xie
Age: "Twenty two, da!
Appearance: Mao is a monkeyman that stands at roughly 5'9" and weighs 75 kilograms. His eyes are a dark brown color, though they're rarely seen as he likes to squint because he thinks it makes him look like he's in deep thought and therefor more sage like.
Gender: "I'm a dude, isn't it obvious? I mean I don't think they'd let me walk in without a shirt if I was a lady, da."
Blood type: O negative
Birth date: April 17th, 1994
Previous criminal record: "Lets see...public intoxication, drunken disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and one charge of breaking and entering. All in the same night too. In my defense, I feel as though all of that only happened because the people at that party failed to tell me that they were playing beer pong with sake, da."
Special skills:

• Monkey like dexterity and agility ("I can pick up things with my feet n' tail! Also I can climb and jump really good.)
• Super human strength (twice as strong as a normal person of his size)
• Skilled drummer ("What can I say? When you can play with both your hands and feet you can jam out twice as hard, da!")
• Speaks tibetan and a bit of mandarin
• Knows monkey style kung fu ("Well DUH! What else would I learn? Crane style? pffft.")

Psychological profile: Mao is a very...excitable creature to say the least, rarely sitting still for more than a few moments at a time unless he's got something to keep him occupied. Despite being a surprisingly intelligent individual Mao is impatient as well as impulsive, and will often rush into things without properly thinking first unless someone takes the time to sit him down and explain to him the gravity of a situation. It has been noted that Mao is a very friendly individual who is quick to try and form bonds with those around him, going to great and sometimes perilous lengths to get others to like him more. Mao seems to have a total disregard for anything resembling a chain of command. This is not to say that he likes to behave insubordinately, rather he addresses everyone in the same sort of informal manner as if they were old pals.

Medical health record: "Healthy as a horse I am!"- Mao is a healthy individual, a tad bit overweight ("OI! RUDE!") but there are no health issues outside of that
Relationships: "My mom n' pop and seven brothers and sisters back home, those nice monk folks I stayed with for a little while in tibet, and the old lady who's house I broke into to escape the fuzz. She was actually pretty understanding when I came to apologize. We play Go together every other tuesday."
Miscellaneous:
-Has a profound love of puzzle games
-Has a verbal tick (adds "Da" to the end of some of his sentences)
-Routinely mooches food from his friends
-He thinks nearly of everyone as his friend

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

Sounds good.

Monster Ops: Neutralization (Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou RP reboot)

Here be my new CS, now 100% grump free.

Mao

Name: Mao Xie
Age: "Twenty two, da!
Appearance: Mao is a monkeyman that stands at roughly 5'9" and weighs 75 kilograms. His eyes are a dark brown color, though they're rarely seen as he likes to squint because he thinks it makes him look like he's in deep thought and therefor more sage like.
Gender: "I'm a dude, isn't it obvious? I mean I don't think they'd let me walk in without a shirt if I was a lady, da."
Blood type: O negative
Birth date: April 17th, 1994
Previous criminal record: "Lets see...public intoxication, drunken disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and one charge of breaking and entering. All in the same night too. In my defense, I feel as though all of that only happened because the people at that party failed to tell me that they were playing beer pong with sake, da."
Special skills:

• Monkey like dexterity and agility ("I can pick up things with my feet n' tail! Also I can climb and jump really good.)
• Super human strength (twice as strong as a normal person of his size)
• Skilled drummer ("What can I say? When you can play with both your hands and feet you can jam out twice as hard, da!")
• Speaks tibetan and a bit of mandarin
• Knows monkey style kung fu ("Well DUH! What else would I learn? Crane style? pffft.")

Psychological profile: Mao is a very...excitable creature to say the least, rarely sitting still for more than a few moments at a time unless he's got something to keep him occupied. Despite being a surprisingly intelligent individual Mao is impatient as well as impulsive, and will often rush into things without properly thinking first unless someone takes the time to sit him down and explain to him the gravity of a situation. It has been noted that Mao is a very friendly individual who is quick to try and form bonds with those around him, going to great and sometimes perilous lengths to get others to like him more. Mao seems to have a total disregard for anything resembling a chain of command. This is not to say that he likes to behave insubordinately, rather he addresses everyone in the same sort of informal manner as if they were old pals.

Medical health record: "Healthy as a horse I am!"- Mao is a healthy individual, a tad bit overweight ("OI! RUDE!") but there are no health issues outside of that
Relationships: "My mom n' pop and seven brothers and sisters back home, those nice monk folks I stayed with for a little while in tibet, and the old lady who's house I broke into to escape the fuzz. She was actually pretty understanding when I came to apologize. We play Go together every other tuesday."
Miscellaneous:
-Has a profound love of puzzle games
-Has a verbal tick (adds "Da" to the end of some of his sentences)
-Routinely mooches food from his friends
-He thinks nearly of everyone as his friend