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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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@Dracogenius I've almost posted in an RP not my own a few times, it happens.
@Wisp My goof is rectified then? Huzzah!

That being said... I also play lesbians? I'm just mentioning this, because this is usually the biggest road block for me playing in any group setting.


I can honestly say that I fail to see why this is always such a hangup with some people. I mean, unless the person behind the character behaves obnoxiously then there's no reason to fuss about sexual preference. It's not like it'll bring an entire role-play down it just means that a character has different romantic interests.
@MonsieurShade -- Heh, I felt like you made a slight typo there, so I kept moving along without making too much note on it. I do wish to point out in your last post though that Valentine isn't in the room yet. So, it's just Cordelia. Valentine will probably be there shortly (and late for his own meeting).

Edit :: Still Can't Spell Monsieur: A Shakespearean Tragedy by The Dracogenius


Alright, I could either play it off as Cain simply bowing before he bothered to see if the king was actually in his study, in which case Cordelia can correct Cain thereby saving what little of my dignity remains after two failures in a row on my part or I can edit it. I guess that if I were to go with the first option though then I would need to consult with @Wisp.
As much as it shames me to admit it, I only just recently realized that Valentine and Cordelia are siblings because of you guys' discussion and had to adjust my previous posts as a result. That's what I get for not paying closer attention it seems.
@Turboshitter
>implying you wouldn't want a drunken monkey kung fu master at your back

He might be seeing eight enemies where there are only two, but by god he will kick all eight of their asses if it's the last thing he does!

@Otaku95
T'is quite the amusing tale. Or at least it will be when i've got a full idea of the atrocities Mao commited while drunk.
His revenge on Misa having been completed, Mao decided that the best way to wile away the time was to get to know the human that would be living with him and the rest of his teammates. Well, get to know him and finally complete the damned rubick's cube that had been thwarting his every effort to solve it for the last week. Even now as Mao listened the Kyosuke's half hearted attempts to introduce himself properly the monkey man continued to twist and turn the puzzle toy, alternating it between his hands and feet as he saw fit. "You really aren't much for conversation, are ya?" Mao inquired with a lopsided smile, "I guess I can't really blame ya though, da. We're pretty much strangers to one another after all.".

He clenched his eyes shut in thought and scratched his chin for a moment, tail swaying back and forth a few times before he clapped his hands together, "Alright, I got it, da. We'll go around the room and introduce eachother all proper like, and you can ask us any question that flies through yer head when we're done. That should help break the ice, right, da?". Yet again he didn't bother to wait for an answer, instead in an impressive display of acrobatics Mao leapt from his seated position and flipped in midair with a flourish before he landed on one hand nearly halfway across the room. The action by the monkeyman was meant to take Kyosuke by surprise and hopefully impress the human. "I think i'll go ahead and start! Like I said earlier, my name's Mao, da. Mao Xie if ya wanna get all proper. As you can so clearly see by my rugged good looks, i'm a Monkeyman. Well, I mean, that's not technically what my kind are called, but I much prefer "Monkeyman" over "Vanara" or whatever else people wanna call us.", Mao explained with a shrug, an action that was somewhat awkward given his current positioning.

Mao sank down to the floor and rolled himself into a seated position before he continued again, all the while continuing his twisting of the rubick's cube clenched in his feet, "I was born in a temple in tibet, raised by both my folks and the monks that let us stay there, did a bit of hopping around on the asian mainland for a bit before I worked my way further east and eventually managed to hop over to japan, da. Got picked up by MON after what I will continue to refer to as a totally worthwhile party regardless of what the higher ups and animal control says.". Once more the rubick's cube found it's way into Mao's hands as he raised a brow at the others in the room, "So, that's my introduction done, who's next?".
I shall have Mao take the initiative~
@Dracogenius @Wisp
Cain gave Picard a polite nod and soft smile as the the younger man made his intentions to walk alongside the bishop known. The trip was as rapid as it was uneventful, as both parties moved along the fastest route they had available to them and focused solely on getting to their destination in as timely a manner as they could without going into a run. There were no words passed between the two, as both men seemed more content to focus on their own inner musings until reaching the castle walls that housed His Majesty and his sister. At the gates Cain was treated to a surprise in the form of one of his subordinates, a priest from the cathedral by the name of Leonard, holding in his hands what appeared to be Cain's vestment.

The bishop's eyebrows shot up in surprise as he realized that he'd neglected to bring such an important item along. He accepted the item graciously and stood by quietly as his own subordinate gave him a brief but severe tongue lashing for his absentmindedness. Some may have found it odd, a Bishop allowing an underling to chastise him, however Cain allowed it all the same, as he truly was in the wrong to forget the item. After being allowed through the gates, Cain donned the vestment, running his gloved hands over the rich green and accents of gold that made up the silken fabric to remove any wrinkles that might have been present as he entered the building.

After continuing on, the bishop found himself stalled one last time by the royal guards which stood outside of the king's study, who gave him a brief but thorough search for any hidden weapons. Cain may have been a bishop, but that did nothing to change the laws of the land, laws which very plainly stated who was and was not allowed to carry a weapon around His Majesty. With nothing left standing in his path Cain entered the study where his king await, taking approximately three steps in before he took a knee and bowed his head. "Hail his Royal Majesty, King Valentine! Hail her Royal Highness, Princess Cordelia!". Cain stayed rooted to the floor, not daring to rise unless granted the permission to do so, his head dipped down further as he kept his eyes to the floor, not daring to meet the king and princess' eyes as his lips parted to speak once more, "My deepest apologies if I have been keeping you waiting Your Majesty, and the same to you, Your Highness.".
@Wisp We can simply gloss it over for the sake of moving things along.
@Turboshitter
That's cool by me. Mao's recovered and offered up Kyosuke a useful bit of info.
Having virtually no time to react Mao offered up a yelped of pain and surprise as he found himself face first with the back of Misa's head. The monkeyman offered up a pained groan as he lay sprawled out on the floor, having a bystander made victim of the antics of his coworker. 'Well, at least now I know what happens when ya tug her tail...' He mused before reaching up to rub his surprisingly unbroken nose.

Mao had heard rumors from others that worked for MON about what happened to those that tugged on Usami's tail. He'd never bothered to see whether or not the rumors held true, though it was more from the unspoken rule between those with tails wherein the appendages where off limits unless otherwise specified. Mao didn't have the opportunity to dwell on the subject of Usami's tail for very long, his attention was instead directed to the currently dazed Misa laying on top of him. He frowned, not necessarily disturbed by the notion of a woman laying on him as he was by said woman's exoskeleton digging into his ribs. "Smooth, bug brain, real smooth, da." He grumbled before he slowly sat up.

The monkeyman started to lift Misa off of himself when a mischievous idea crossed his mind. Misa had broken the tail rule AND gotten him caught in the cross fire, that meant a bit of payback was in order, "Hey, Kyo-chan, wanna see a neat trick?" he purred to the human, a devious expression worming it's way onto his face. Not bothering to wait for an answer Mao wrapped one arm around Misa's stomach in anticipation for the fight to come and brought his free hand just inches away from the bug-girl's antennae, "Whenever she starts getting all uppity on ya, alls ya gotta do is this, da!" He chirped before pinching Misa's antennae together.
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