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    1. MonsieurShade 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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No no, it's fine. Sorry if that came off as somewhat snappy. Between today and yesterday it's been a long weekend and i'm a bit tired.
@vancexentanNot to be rude man, but I do have life obligations that come first. I'll have a post up today.
@Lunarlors34Apologies for my failure to say something sooner. I will not be continuing my participation in this role-play. I thank you for taking the time to ask me and apologize once more for any inconveniences stemming from my failure to post.
"Yeesh, just gonna back the bus right over me aintcha?" Dimitri quipped to Jack after having heard the Hero's plans to allow him to take the blame in its entirety should things go amiss. Returning his attention once more to the trio Dimitri found himself surprised to have his initial suspicions about the american "tourists" more or less confirmed by Nuime. He would have quickly jumped at the chance to poke fun at Cassie's outburst from his initial accusation were it not for Roland's mentioning of Nuime being a part of The Protector's initiative. Suffice it to say, Dimitri was thrown for a bit of a loop as he looked to the shy and unassuming woman.

"Well i'll be damned!" He said with a genuine sense of amazement in his tone. He was having a hard time trying to picture her throwing in with an agency that was, in all honestly, pretty cut throat at times when it came to how they conducted their affairs. This new bit of information did little to affect his previous decision about allowing her to sit in, it unfortunately meant he'd probably actually have to put in effort to avoid looking like a dunce in his spar, but that was about it.
Jacque pinched the bridge of his nose as he heard Fixer relay to him over the comms exactly what was broken and to what extent, "Well that's just lovely. Better still he's found our guests..." he grumbled before removing himself from the chair and making his way towards the door. Upon his exit, Jacque found himself wondering just for a moment precisely why it was that he'd chosen to get back into the smuggling business. He was good at it, sure, but goddamn if it didn't come with it's fair share of troubles. Making his way back into the common area and to the fridge that housed the remedy for his ever increasing headache. From one of the pantries the human produced a glass bottle housing a bottle of scotch, and from another he produced a glass. A bit of rummaging through the fridge brought him a pair of ice cubes, which quickly found themselves followed inside of the glass by two fingers worth of the amber colored soporific.

He titled his head and knocked half of the contents of the glass back, savoring momentarily the numbing sensation on his tongue and the burn of the liquid in his throat as he felt his tension melt away. "What a day." He rasped before replacing what he'd drank and putting the bottle away for when it would once more be needed to soothe his frustrations. Jacque removed his comm link from his belt and brought it up to his mouth when he remembered one of the several reasons he'd poured himself a glass in the first place, "Since you mentioned our friends down below I guess it goes without saying that you've met them. I can only guess that means that they've left the cargo hold, if it isn't too much trouble then could you ask them why they left the cargo hold?".
@Azazaa I just chalk it up to Fixer speaking Not!German, just like all of our characters speak in Not!English.

We jumped to hyperspace and are currently en route to Bergen's Haven, which is a resupply station for smugglers, mercs, or anyone doing things that would be considered less than legal. Ship's busted up in a few spots, our mysterious guests are trying to figure out where they're headed by trying to find Jacque, Fixer's trying to fix, and Jacque's questioning some of his life choices over a glass of scotch while we prepare to go planet side (at least he will be once my post is done). Only thing I can't really figure out is wether or not Orlan's character, Kyle, is on Bergen's Haven or a separate planet.
Dimitri gave Nuime a somewhat amused look as he accepted the water bottle with a thanks and mulled over her request with a brief sip of water, appearing utterly unfazed by the idea of sharing food or drink with a complete stranger. "Well, typically civilians aren't allowed to just wander the facility as they please, but since you do seem to be genuinely interested in understanding how to get along in this hero business, I guess we could give you a visitors pass. Just...promise not to damage anything, otherwise Jack and I could end up in a lot of trouble, what with us acting as your chaperones and all." He explained, intentionally conscripting Jack of Spades into the plan regardless of whatever his fellow hero may have had to say on the matter.

The hero flashed a toothy grin at the prospect of potentially walking away with the day's deadpool weighing down his wallet. Better still was the fact that he technically had an excuse to join in beyond just having terrible impulse control. "Well, since we're doing this I may as well go ahead and ask if you two wanna sit in as well!" Dimitri said as his gaze shifted to the pair of American tourists, "You guys interested? Be one helluva story to tell your friends when you get back home, yeah?".
@FallenTrinity This is a feeling I know all too well. Some days all you wanna do is come home take a shower, maybe grab a quick bite to eat and then just fucking collapse in your bed, am I right?
Cassie's choice of words perplexed Dimitri a bit as he returned from the vending machine with a bottle of water in hand. He'd begun to ask her what she'd meant in regards to age, however the question died in his throat and was replaced with a snort as Jack of Spades decided to call him out, "As if!". Roland's comment further amused Dimitri, which brought him yet another smile as he waited until further introductions were over to explain. "Well-" He began as he held out the bottle of water for Nuime to take, "It's just a small group of us that do it. Occasionally we hold these sort of sparring matches in our gym to keep our skills sharp and a few of us decided to place bets to see who wins. Sort of an all around bonding experience I guess.". He let out a short and somewhat embarrassed laugh and shrugged his shoulders, "I admit that I may have a little bit of a gambling addiction, so I like to spectate and bet with the crowd. Like I said earlier though, i'm not too big on fighting heroes, so the betting pool's gotta be pretty big for me to actually participate.".
Dimitri nodded with satisfaction as the situation was defused as quickly as it had begun. After Silver Sonic's departure he waited until everyone had said their bit before he opened his mouth to speak, his responses based on the order of whom had spoken and when. With Silver Sonic gone Roland was first in line; "Sure, I can snag a bottle of water for your pal. I know what a pain it can be to wear something heavy in this weather." he said with a brief shake of the jacket under his arm. Following this he spared a second to properly solidify his hand and gripped Roland's own firmly to give it a shake, "Mori, Dimitri. The pleasure's mine, Roland-san." he said before letting go.
Next came Cassie, who seemed to be a bit bothered at how one of the other heroes operated, "Oh no, tourists stop here pretty frequently, i'm just so used to them trying to take pictures of everything. You guys're pretty much the first batch of tourists i've seen that weren't brandishing cameras of some kind. Threw me for a loop is all. As for Crimson Nova...yeah, i'm gonna have to agree with you. I mean a beating I can understand, but killing just doesn't sit right with me.".

Finally there was Nuime, whom he originally assumed to be in the same spot due to how faintly she'd spoken. It was because of this that Dimitri was initially confused when he went to look at her only to realize that she was no longer in the exact same spot. He shifted his gaze a bit and tried to get a good look at the meek young woman, only to fail to actually see much beyond the stifling sweater and hood that she wore. 'Yeesh, how on earth are you not roasting in that getup?' He almost asked aloud before catching himself. Given the softness of her tone he couldn't quite make out everything she'd said, something about rivalries and an apology about her presence causing issues before she'd given her name. At this Dimitri gave a soft chuckle, "No worries Eberesuto-san, was my fault really. As I said earlier, the name's Mori, Dimitri, and the pleasure's once again mine. Now then, I believe I owe you bottle of water.".

Dimitri spun on his heel and reached out for the door, using his quirk to make up for the gap that had been created by his step forward by extending his arm a few extra inches before he looked back at the trio, "I'm not sure if they'll let random people just hang around in the actual facility, but if you guys want to stay in the entrance where there's air conditioning till I get back then they shouldn't complain so long as you aren't in anyone's way.". With that said, Dimitri slipped inside and, after having a brief argument with himself about challenging Jack to a game, walked past the front desk to find the nearest vending machine.
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