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  • Last Seen: 5 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 550 (0.12 / day)
  • VMs: 0
  • Username history
    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
4 likes
7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
1 like
7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
2 likes
9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
3 likes

Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

Most Recent Posts

Back to life, back to bump.
b.u.m.p
@Shiny Keldeo Half the time people forget to update the APPLY of FULL status, so you should bear that in mind. But nah, I will pass this. Try to be nicer next time.
I guess you are not accepting then,
Still accepting?
Bump tight, pupper.
I would certainly enjoy joining an RP that has been running for a while. However, if it is in the middle of something important, or several important arcs have concluded (or are about to beging), then I might reconsider it.
And how curious it is to see your change in tone - you've realized the petty insults are not getting a rise out of me, so you mimic my own, more mature, passive-aggressive tone.


Sheesh, were to have mimiced you then I would be bitching like an attention whore when nothing was directed at me and I just want to be noticed. Calm down, I am telling you.
@MiddleEarthRoze

I am not even bitter, but it seems that it triggered you when I made fun of your 'fangirl-ism'. Seems like you need some anger control classes, dear. Actually, I have not argued with you for a few posts now. I have 'tried' to make fun of you, tumblrina. Calm down, please. I do not wish for your jelly rolls to become angry. :^)

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@Mortimer

Ah... More pointless insults. Never mind, good fellow. I can see desperation when it is before me. I accept your retreat and subsequent surrender. I can see right through the "tired" facade, when we both know that if you had any relevant argument against me regarding your wrongdoing, you would keep this going all night.

Good luck on your next battle. It appears you need it.

Now, onto the fun!

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Well...I am not the cringey fangirl who lacks any comeback and does not know how to argue. Kudos.

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