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  • Old Guild Username: John Torque
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Mortimer 12 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I just cringe most of the time at how people either spit random 'le funny' jokes no one finds funny, or simply spark a discussion no one cares about.
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7 yrs ago
"Status Update" doing its work as intended I see. Proud of it.
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7 yrs ago
Talk about the "Status bar" having lost its true purpose. It should have a 12-hour limit to stop the unfunny, random posts.
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9 yrs ago
Trying to 'un-busy' myself from this busy-as-heck schedule. More at 9.
9 yrs ago
People put Charles Manson in a pedestal as one of the most evil and insane people the US of A has spawned, yet we have had worse than him in the past who actually killed people with their own hands.
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Bio

About me, huh...Well, I am a person with limbs...and apart from the obvious, I love writing. I started RPing almost...almost 4 years ago if I recall correctly. It was a summer of 2011, and I did not like it at first. Yes, I sucked big time in case you were wondering but hey...everyone gets better. Big, big, humongous kudos and thanks to a user called 'coolcat' (or 'fairy' followed by a weird numerical combination) for introducing me into the wonderful world of RPing. You are the best!

I enjoy writing...just about everything (as long as it has nothing related to scat, MxM or other things that make me uncomfortable). I really like working with both Modern times and Victorian times, but as of lately I am more inclined to the first. I have a wide array of tastes which go from playing a mere human to taking control of a demon who corrupts everything it touches.

About me? I am a man who currently working his ass off to move...somewhere else. I love reading and I love writing, but if there is one thing I love more than those two things...is playing videogames. And I am not talking about these modern and fancy shit kids play nowadays. No. My one and true love are retro-games. My favourite console is the original Playstation 1, with my favourite videogame of all time being Twisted Metal 2. So, if you ever feel like chatting about those old games and that particular console, hit me up with a PM and we'll surely get along well.

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Omelette du bumpage.
@Mortimer
So, the very thing you were bitching about - childish behaviour in spam threads - is exactly what you've just done yourself.


The mere opinion of an idiot, which is absolutely untrue by itself, means totally nothing by its lack of fundaments. Truth to be told, keep ranting all you want and protecting all these ill-mannered chit-chatters. If anything, still crying about being told off makes a silly about yourself. Have a good night kiddo, I have grown weary of this. Period.

-239.
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Then go after the idiots who do that shit. If you take a look at most the people in here now, no one has created a tidal wave of spam threads ever to my knowledge. You're calling out a broad number of people for the actions which do not reflect all people. Its like Islam, some American like tho think that all Muslims are terrorists but in reality less than 1% of the world's population of Muslims are in any terror group with many Muslims actively calling out against the actions of groups like Al-Quada and ISIS.

Go rant at the people making the treads, not "newcomers". Age does not equate to maturity.


That is exactly what I have been doing the whole time. In one of my posts I said something about "jumping into the same dirtbag". There are some new people who are quite mature and I really enjoy talking to them, including you and some other people I RP with. They are in that dirtbag, or shit-bag, am I clear?
@Mortimer

How mature of you. They were simply standing up for themselves after being patronised upon being called 'kids' or 'newcomers', and you attack with insults to... What? Get your point across more? Feel better about yourself?
Christ, man. Sort yourself out.


Gee-whiz, if you feel insulted by that then you need to grow up, kiddo. Grow some pubes and then get on the internet.
@Andae

Very well, I acknowledge that. But kids being stupid are another pet peeves of mine.

-239
@Andae
Excuse me, friend, but I'm afraid you're in the minority here. Most of us have long gotten over the days of the elitists who used to prowl this forum. If you want to bring back the popularity contest that old-Spam was, if you want to go back to the days where all the "regulars" were spending more time than not under a pornography ban because of their attempts to gather attention, then you might as well go start your own forum and only allow access to those people. If they even want back in. Maybe they've all finally grown some brain cells and moved on from the juvenile attention games they played here.
As far as this little superiority crusade? You might as well give it up; it's not going back. Spam has changed for the better. We're happier, more restrained, more accepting, more caring, and generally more mature than the "grown-ups" who dictated this place ever were.
Isn't that kind of ironic?

(and since I need to inject relevance into this post, -244)


Oh boy, kid rebellion going on here. The amount of ignorance is strong in this one so let's just dissect this crappy post part by part.
Nobody is quite angry about being part of the originals here, being 'minorities'. The part that gets us upset is that it is getting totally filled with ignorant kids who barely roleplay and just flood the Spam and Off-topic discussion forums with their ignorant, 'tumblr-esque' stupidity. The forum was totally great five years when I was there and there was no pornography, but what would you know. Every game that was played in the old "Off-topic Lounge" was nothing more than a copypasta of already well-known forum games.

To conclude, no one dictated this place. We are just trying to keep it up from flooding due to the likes of you and other retarded kids who try to jump into the bandwagon of "omg im such a rebel im going to to create 10 different topics of what i just ate in spam zone". If you do not like it or you feel offended, get off the internet. You do not have to think like we do, but I can already see that you mongoloids lack any 'thinking' whatsoever.

-241
@MiddleEarthRoze Negative, it is not about that. It is just a shout out to some new attention whores out who treat everyone out there like shit. If you two want to jump into the same dirtbag, be my guest. But please, do not get so salty, mate.

tl;dr -243
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-240

It's Resident Evil, actually, and I've been on this site (And in this battle) longer than you've been eating hot meals kiddo, but points for trying.


Have to agree on this. People who are new to this site (and I mean people who joined less than a year ago on this new guild) should really tone the fuck down.

-242
In Digimon 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Morrigan arrived to her place after a long day at school. Despite not liking going there, her training days at her father's Dojo hung from a string if she dared to quit high school. Going there unwillingly was not a choice either, so she had to put her best face towards the many people she had to deal with in the school grounds. More often than not she had been suspended and even treatened to being expelled for beating up her classmates, the bully ones of course.

Hurling her bag onto one of the nearest chairs, Morrigan propelled herself on her desk chair and to the computer. However, something was wrong. The screen was a static white. No matter how hard she tried to push the "Power" button, the screen did not flick or anything. It remained white. Suddenly, she was pushed back as something landed on her belly. It was some sort of jet-black thing-a-majig, kind of like a futuristic artifact. It had a tiny little screen, but before Morrigan could examine the 'thing' more carefully, the screen literally pulled her in with a bright flash, leaving her unconscious.
Very well then, I am ready start.
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