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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
4 yrs ago
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PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
Weapons: Serpentis: A magical dagger capable of harming most supernatural creatures, A fairly standard 9mm pistol (modified to fire silver bullets.)
Appearance: Edward is reasonably tall, standing at 5’ 11”. He’s also quite thin, weighing 136 lbs. He has soft, almost child-like features, giving him an approachable look. His eyes are wide, making him look perpetually surprised. Speaking of his eyes, they’re colored a pale green. He’s built, if not muscular, then slightly athletic.
Personality: Some call Edward an idealist, most just call him naive. He does, however, have a great sense of humor. He sees the best in people and trusts too easily. This trait usually ends up with the world shitting on him, but he does make a lot of friends, quickly and deeply. Truthfully, Edward wants nothing more than a sense of belonging, something he hopes to find at S.I.N.
Bio: Edward James Farraday was born to mortal parents in Iowa. One day, a strange, brand-like glyph appeared on the back of his hand. Since that day, Edward has had the ability to heal almost any wound. This comes at the price that either he or the patient must feel pain equal to eight times that of receiving the wound during the healing process. His parents were conservative creations and assumed him to be possessed by demons. He ran away after he heard his parents discussing disowning him. He’s since traveled the country, sporadically using his powers to heal people. Upon hearing of S.I.N., he decided to join, hoping to use his powers to help as many people as he can.
Other: Ed has an enchanted silver pocket watch that is used as a both a ward against spirits and other such unpleasantries, as well as a conduit for any magicks he might choose to dabble. Farraday is terrified of insects.