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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

Most Recent Posts

@BrightSteel @Fury Panda

Nephish's grin remained unwavering, but internally, he was kind of relieved that someone had actually asked what phase two was.

"See, the elves are a monarchy, and a damn tightly controlled one at that. Their loyalty belongs..."

Nephish removed a vial of odd, blue sand from his satchel and smashed it on the ground. The sand swirled and spun before settling in a formation that appeared to be the likeness of an elven man, proud and noble.

"Is this spoiled little rodent, Arathion Tassarion. The elves hold him in very high esteem."

A sudden breeze blew the impromptu portrait away, leaving nothing, not even broken glass, where it once lay.

"My finest polymorphists will take advantage of the disarray caused by our attacks and infiltrate the local governance of the crown's holdings. From there, we can arrange a meeting between one of my embedded agents and this arrogant fop, and ambush him."

Nephish gestured grandly, arms flung out to both sides.

"Here, we deliver an ultimatum: cut all ties with the crown of Adarla and tear their forces to shreds or your beloved prince gets the axe."

Nephish lowered his arms and showed three of his claws, a sinister smile once again crawling up the sides of his face.

"This can lead to three possible outcomes:" Nephish said, gesturing to his index finger "One, the elves cannot come to a consensus and their disagreement escalates to a civil war, tearing both them and their allies to shreds."

Nephish gestured to his middle finger. "Two: the elves turn on the crown and our combined forces crush them utterly."

Finally, Nephish gestured to his ring finger, his tone positively giddy. "Or, three: The elves refuse to comply and we off the brat, leaving them confused, leaderless and cut off in a foreign land, and the crown without its trump card."
Wow. All these long, high quality IC posts kinda' make mine look like garbage in comparison. XP
Fuck, wrong thread. This is embarrassing.
Rowland suppressed the urge to roll his eyes as the gift was presented. The gift he had been given was a cheap reproduction of an ancient Egyptian scroll. Cute. he thought. A world spanning secret organization and all they can do for a welcome package is a two dollar trinket from a museum gift shop.

Still, any working relationship had to be based on politeness and respect, and spurning a gift was the pinnacle of impoliteness.

Rowland flashed a courteous and friendly smile to his new captor.

"It is an honor to make your acquaintance, sir. My name is Rowland Freebush, as I'm sure you already know from my dossier. I look forward to working with you."


Zardoz memes
@Avali Well y'know what is a reliable source of OOC activity?
@Avali Because I think it's funny. I mean, I'll probably stop if you threaten to report me, but that would be mean. :(


Hope they like Zardoz.
Would you like me to post more Zardoz images?



lol, jk. Imma do it either way.
@Avali

Kinda waiting on Rose before I post as Dukhan again.

Don't have much of an excuse for not posting as Nephish, though. :P
I'll try to do that by the end of the night.
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