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    1. NewShoesForever 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I live! Run! Run!
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8 yrs ago
@Poi I bet you were playing as a dirty, disgusting Anathema. Glory to the Scarlet Empress! (Wherever she is...)
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8 yrs ago
I'm already familiar with both of those things, now give me the painfully sweet nectar of forbidden knowledge.
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8 yrs ago
You have to know that that will only make me more curious. I need to know now.
8 yrs ago
I think I missed something. What is "diapergate"?

Bio

So, I'm NewShoesForever, natch. I enjoy hiding in the shadow of tall things and praying no one sees me.

I am an absolute fanatic for fantasy adventure fiction; the more outlandish the better. I'm also all about collaborative worldbuilding, so hit me up whenever for that if you're interested.

My primary likes include Magic The Gathering and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I can be seen lurking around any thread in which I am even tangentially involved like an obsessive-compulsive poltergeist.

Most Recent Posts

How long have we gone without a Zardoz post?
Rowland isn't really a new recruit, but he hasn't been on quite enough missions for anyone to really trust him. (As much as anyone can trust a member of the Judas Unit, that is.)




That was a perfectly good bottle of ketchup. Never opened. Never enjoyed.
I would have responded with a pic of Leonard from Foodfight, but I'm not about that life anymore.
What a waste of ketchup.


THE poke-vagina ALLOWS THE x-rated exodia TO MULTIPLY. THE GUN BRINGS CLEANSING DEATH.

Also, the first question is just silly, so I won't answer it.
Are you asking why I posted Zardoz again or why Zardoz says poke-vaginas are evil?


THE GUN IS GOOD. THE poke-vagina IS EVIL.
@Jade113 and I were actually doing a side adventure between Nyte and Ashorn, though it remains unfinished atm.
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