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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: The answer is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.

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Name: Hansel Larch, Violet Town Gym Leader

Age: 34

Gender: Male

Appearance: Hansel’s a farmer, and it shows. He's strangely tall, a broad-shouldered but somewhat lanky guy who towers over everyone else, and he's rarely seen without dirt somewhere on his body. He's a big fan of the overalls look, and is, in fact, very similar in appearance to your stereotypical hardworking farmer dude. He's handsome, in a sort of farmboy-ish way, but he's also an eternal bachelor. Hansel's blond hair is always messy, and falls into his eyes a lot, but that's okay-- he just wears a hat, and that's fine.



Personality: Hansel's always been a gentle soul. His family’s been in the agriculture industry for generations, and he’s happy to carry on the family tradition. If you think about it, Hansel’s kind of like a plant himself: he loves the outdoors, he loves being in the sun, and he just won’t stop growing! Like, seriously: he’s really tall.

Despite his intimidating height, Hansel's a total pushover. He has difficulties dealing with people with very assertive personalities, and is easily bullied into things, but he takes his duties seriously. Try to bully him into getting a gym badge without beating him first, for example, and… well, it just won’t work!

So, generally, he’s a nice guy. He likes helping people, he likes farming, and he’s a generally responsible dude. He loves Pokemon, and he loves his job. Sometimes he's a little dense --okay, a lot dense-- but... you can't have everything, okay?

History: The Larch family has been in the farming industry for generations, and Hansel, as the oldest son in a family with many, many children, was unsurprisingly raised to carry on the family tradition. He spent his childhood doing manual labor on the family farm: milking the Miltanks, watering the crops, feeding whatever the heck needed feeding... Despite being the heir to the farm, he was basically a glorified farmhand.

Still, he loved the farm, and when his parents passed away, he was happy to take over. He still worked out in the fields, of course, but the executive work came fairly easily to him. Under Hansel, the farm prospered, becoming a pivotal part of the Violet Town community. When Falkner, the gym leader at the time, left to travel the world, Hansel ended up taking charge and become the replacement gym leader.

Quirks/Habits/Other:
- He’s always got dirt on him. Somewhere. Even if you don’t see it… it’s THERE.
- Hansel’s a friendly guy, and after being beaten by a trainer, will hand them a homegrown crop. He’s been known to give out full-sized pumpkins, and expect people to be able to carry them home.
- He’s very, very strong. It comes with being a farmer.

Inventory:
- Full Restore (x4)
- Potion (x4)
- Burn Heal (x3)
- Eggplant (x10)
- Seed Badge (x10)
- TM86, Grass Knot (x10)

Pokemon:
- A Pokemon from Oddish’s evolutionary line.
- A Pokemon from Seedot’s evolutionary line.
- A Pokemon from Exeggcute’s evolutionary line.

TL;DR: A farmer turned gym leader. A nice guy, who deals poorly with aggressive personalities, and has a strange habit of handing out random crops to people who beat his gym.
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BLOOD FOR THE SHEEP GOD!
BAA!
BAA!
PRAISE HE WHO SHEERS THE NONBELIEVERS!


FEAR THE SHEEP GOD!
BAA! BAA!
BLOOD FOR THE SHEEP GOD!
BAA! BAA!
DEATH TO THE NONBELIEVERS!
BAA! BAA!
TESLA'S WRATH UPON THEM!
BAA! BAA!

Posted~!!!

Tesla is a psycho sheep. Because... he is.

I DON'T NEED A REASON, OKAY?!

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It t'was a lie! MUAHHAHAAH!


I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES, MORTAL!! >:D
~ROUTE 29~

~Melody Hemlock~

“Use thunder wave on the web!” yelled Ryley.

Thunder Wave? On the webbing? Hey, that… did seem pretty smart, actually!

Melody opened her mouth to command Tesla to do just that, and then promptly got distracted by Avery’s voice.

What? It was kind of hard to maintain one’s concentration when surrounded by a HORDE of psychotic spider Pokemon, okay?

“Keep on keeping on, Green!”

Avery seemed to be doing his part, and was doing a pretty good job of beating up one unfortunate Spinarak with both his Pokemon.

What really distracted Melody, however, was--

"Yeah, sorry Mel,” said Abigail. "I'm not one for running. Besides, this'll be good experience for Tyrian."

Melody froze. Tesla, seeming to sense that they weren’t going to be running away after all, started tackling random Spinarak in between Thunder Waves. He was doing pretty well, actually. What Melody was more concerned about, however, was—

“M-M-Mel?” she squeaked. Had… had Abigail given her a nickname? Could this mean— she’d kind of figured, since Abigail was a little prickly, that it would take some time to win the other girl over. But maybe Abigail liked her after all?!

Well, maybe she was okay with fighting it out after all, then. With Abigail by her side… surely, there was no way that they could lose!

She shook herself. No! Now was a bad time to get distracted, even if it was by Abigail… it was a good thing that Tesla seemed to be doing okay on his own, because if he’d been waiting from a command from Melody, well. He’d probably still be waiting.

Of course, he was absolutely covered in webbing, and seemed to be moving a good deal slower, but he hadn’t been poisoned quite yet. Definitely doing more damage to the Spinaraks than they were doing to him, which made Melody rather proud, actually. Had beating up all those Pidgeys paid off?

Oh, wait—- what was it that Ryley had said? Use Thunder Wave on the webbing? Yeah, that definitely sounded like a good plan.

“Thunder Wave on the webbing!” Melody commanded, and Tesla obeyed. The electromagnetic wave hit the webbing on the ground and shot through most of the spiders. Woah. Cool.

"Melody! Hit that one with a thunder wave!" yelled Abigail, and Melody grinned. Abigail was relying on her! She looked up: the Spinarak that Abigail wanted her to hit was the one hanging from the tree, huh?

“Get it, Tesla!” she said. “Thunder Wave!”

Tesla let out a loud, war-like baa and let loose his strongest Thunder Wave yet. The move hit the Spinarak straight on, and it lost its grip on the branch, falling to the ground where Tyrian could get to it.

Well, that was taken care of. And it looked like the vast majority of the Spinarak had been taken care of, right? They were mostly paralyzed, if not unconscious.

Man. Tesla had better be getting some killer experience from this, because they had beaten up a whole lot of spider Pokemon.

As if reading her mind, Tesla baa’d in a disturbingly self-satisfied way. A Spinarak got him in the back with a Poison Sting, and Tesla turned on it, slamming it to the ground with a powerful tackle.

Holy mother of Arceus. Melody watched, slightly shocked.

The sheep was a demon beast, sent from the fiery pits of the Distortion World… AND HE DEMANDED A BLOOD SACRIFICE.

“Um,” she said uncertainly, and then shrugged. What the hell— she’d roll with it. “Mop up the rest of them! Use Tackle!”

Tesla threw himself into the task with plenty of enthusiasm, tackling the nearest Spinarak.

Well, okay then. If it was a blood sacrifice her darling Tesla wanted… then it was a blood sacrifice he’d get.
... :< I'm not on the dark side...


Yes, you are!!! What part of chaotic evil do you not understand!? XD
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To be fair, I did put a warning up... Although yes, that was cruel of me.

,_,


Hmmmm, I guess we can let it slide and call it an attempt to get Ogo off the dark side... but in the future, minion, it'll be TO THE TICKLE CHAMBER WITH YOU!!!

Kekekekkekee. >:D

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Or the cage. The cage works toooo~

But I wanna wait a little before putting my cute little minion in a cage!!
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You can never run from them. They're always there.



...Sometimes I wish I never saw some things.


Noklu...

I'm really creeped out... I'm not even particularly scared of spiders, and that creeped me out.

Bad minion, bad! Bad! XD
@Zoldyck Bloody fantastic. I feel like getting in an argument with a bull while wrestling a shark.


Huh. Well, you... go do that, then~!

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Awesome! I'm sure you'll do really well in the tournament!

I'm working on a post atm aswell but it's not really going so well... :(


Thanks~! I'll do my best!!

And you just do your best as well, okay? Have fun! That's what RP-ing is about, right? Don't stress too much about writing a long post, just do what you can!

-edit-

Also, morning, Ogo~!
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Good morning miss Bunny. How are you doing? :)


I'm doing okay~! I'm going to a debate tournament today, so that's going to be exciting. Maybe. ^^

Hm, I think I'll try to get up a response to Noklu's post while I'm on the bus... Since I have time, and I probably won't be able to get up a post for the rest of the day. So yeah. :D
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