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To that, I present to you...No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And Sugar is faithful; it shall not let you be tempted beyond the sugary limits. But when you are tempted, it shall also provide a way out so that you can chew upon not the heathen vegetables brought forth from the bowels of damnation, but from the heavenly ambrosial taffy given from Sweet Tooth's own stash.
In Sweet Tooth's name, we stand.
EXACTLY. WHO DARES DENY THE WORD OF SWEET TOOTH?!
I cite, for reference:
And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.
