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    1. Noblebandit 4 yrs ago

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1 yr ago
When they finish building the factories that are meant to ease our burdens, we will still be growing the grapes and they will still be drinking the wine.
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3 yrs ago
It's been far too long.
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3 yrs ago
They had a contest for the scariest mask / and I was the wild an daring one / who won the contest for the scariest mask / and I'm not even wearing one!
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Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, Sam. o7
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Woah there Mr. Angel. Does Cambriel not preach abstinence? lol


How does the old phrase go? Ah yes - Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position between a Married Heterosexual Couple for the purposes of Bonding and Procreation.
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Preferably contraceptives, but a strong lock on Sam's cabin door would do to keep maids out...Hopefully?


Contraceptives? Bah! That's coward talk!
@AzureKnight

I'm happy to have Cambiel as a messenger warning the others about the invasion, but he can also fight as an archer if he needs to.

@Dark Cloud @Rune_Alchemist

Shall I send the wedding gifts now, or would you prefer to receive them at the ceremony?
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"Diddily hey now there neighboreeno, I'll have you know my Onlyfans™ subscription is to the lord" is what Cambriel would say


You say this like it's s bad thing.
Between Cambiel's divine aura, Sam's demonic aura and now an Orc's pheromone cloud, I'm beginning to feel sorry for those poor girls. Especially in a confined space like a ship.
@Rune_Alchemist Oh no, oh oh jeez oh goodness me dis bad. lol...We'll see where this goes...

@Noblebandit Pray for me my heavenly compadré for the ara-ara is too mighty Sam will be taking the big L here, he has no reason right to say no. RIP Sam.


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Very true, if Sam was more self-aware he would be living deep in some dimly lit cave probably cursing whatever god allowed him to exist in such a horny man-crazed world that he was simply thrust into.

EDIT: Not to mention the sheer fact he will either A) be hunted down and captured for dissection or captivity or B) husband hunted to the ends of the earth.


This is why he and Cammy should be friends. Ape together strong!
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Ngl, that do be terrifying.

EDIT: Real fear is being a monster boy surrounded by horny monster girls and not understanding why an oni is carrying you off to her den.


Not as scary as knowing what they are like and understanding exactly why that Oni is carrying you off.
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Yeah, that's right he can become fallen.


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