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    1. Oblivion666 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Current So after being called in to go to work at 3 am..... I think my avatar is very accurate to my personality.
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10 yrs ago
GUISE LIKE THIS NOW! HURRY! WE HAVE NO TIME LEFT!
10 yrs ago
Guise ya nailed it on the last status, so how about ya like this one for.... wait for it..... NOT GETTING SHOT BY A ROBBER! YEAHHH I SURVIVED ='D
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10 yrs ago
Guise I have to prove to my mum I'm not a nerd, pls like dis for no reason to show I'm mad baller.
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10 yrs ago
Ya know stalkers, least you can do is say hi if you want to stalk me
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Bio

Im a male that contains so much joy that nothing can handle it..... So I say offensive jokes, and act aggressively for humor. I am not normally a man that acts on anger, unless ya really manage to grind my gears like a Klinklang. GET IT ITS A GEAR POKEMON :D! ....... I better hear some chuckles.

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The good ol games
@Phobos
Ike shrugged and looked at Yakima. "Worry about him? Nah hes a big softy. Freaking Aya was harder to tolerate than him. Besides he scolded me so much I ended up ignoring most of it." Ike said as Midori left and Yakima gave him another task, that being to take care of his date with the gang of men to which he cracked his knuckles as he smirked. "Sure thing boss." Ike told Yakima as he placed his apron on a hook and walked outside the establishment and saw the group of men coming. "Only twenty? They must want to lose." Ike mumbled as he simply walked towards them and as the first man came to him Ike backhanded him to the ground and one strike was all it took to knock him out. Then the next man ran and punched Ike in the chest yet the man was the one who shouted and shook his hand, while Ike simply put his foot to the mans chest and pushed off with his foot sending the man through the large group of men while one big guy was left standing. The large man was probably the boss and was carrying a sword. "Ohhhh this will be awesome. Hey you three wanna see the coolest crap ever!?" Ike shouted towards the establishment while the big man rushed at Ike and swung the sword down in which Ike grabbed the blade between his palms and snapped the entire blade off. The big man looked confused before it was replaced with a blank look as Ike slammed his fist into the mans gut and watched him tip over. "And like that Im bored again." Ike said as he still stood there in case anyone else tried anything.
@Caits
Yeah shes in Pirate Lord now, and her picture should be working now. Her guild mark is gold and located on her right hip.
@Phobos
Ike looked back at Midori with a confused looked. 'If you mean Caps here, then I got lectured about doing the dishes. If you mean the man holding his stomach and crying like a baby. Then he scheduled a date for me to relieve my stress by pounding the the fuck out of his boss and then burning them to the ground." Ike noticed Hinami poking her head in and smiled a bit, before looking back at Midori. "Or if you mean the fact your husband hasn't beaten me senseless for ticking four fat men off, then I don't know. Im confused on that part too. But good morning Midori and Hinami, sorry I was late. Hope I didn't cause too much trouble when I wasn't here." Ike said as he finished up the last of the dishes, and cracked his neck again popping something in his head which made him flinch a bit as he held his neck.
@Phobos
Ike grumbled upon being lectured but nodded. "Aight I can do that." So when he mentioned not treating him with respect but he should treat his wife and daughter with more he scratched his head. "Its not that I don't treat you with respect, its that you do some dumb shit, but hey we all do dumb shit and that's why I respect you and the shit you do. Not like I ignored em on purpose, today is just the same day I did what i did three years back. So I'm a little bummed I guess." Yakima then gave him the command of taking the four thugs orders and shrug as he walked out to them and looked at them. "Hello sirs, what can I ge-" Ike was cut off when one of them spit on his shirt and was then told to get one of the females to take the order since Ike had no sex appeal. Ike stared at them, and looked at his fist which didn't have his gauntlets on them 'These lucky little shits' " How about you guys order Dumplings so I can move out of the way to let you stare?" One of then just nodded and waved him off which made him crack his neck as he walked back to Yakima. Ike placed the order down and simply got to work on the dishes, all the while the memories of what he had done played through his head like a movie. How many people did he kill exactly? Yet when he heard one of the thugs throwing profanity at one of Yakimas family, Ike just sighed and walked back out this time not giving a fuck as he grabbed one by the head and slammed it down on the table four times before tossing him aside, so when the other three stood up a simple jab to the stomach of each pretty much took them all down. Ike crouched over and looked at them. "Please be respectful of others. If you dont I can always go get the dad, he will be much less lenient than I was." Ike said to them going back to the kitchen and resumed his cleaning of the dishes.
Shoske, I'll kill you. Because I have to since apparently you were the one that committed the crime.

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Yeah, thats it.

Edit: Never mind. Ike is dead~


Already killed ya caps I aint afraid to kill her bitch.
Dragons are deadly >.>
Well i just read the newest fairy Tail chapter and damn dood bitches gon get rekt
<Snipped quote by Silver Fox>

...*face desks* I forgot about Karn.


Karn gonna eat your limbs now.
Ike Tsugi Three years before




@Phobos

Ike-present day

Ike walked through the doors with his now peasant attire and a purple bandanna covering his now short hair which now only extended past the top of his neck. He grumbled to himself as he looked at the wife and child of Yakima and just walked past them and and into the back where Yakima was. "Sorry, I had to take a longer route cause some ass looked at me oddly as though he was about to figure out who I was. So what do you need me to do C?" Ike asked as he stared at his old captain with more so bloodshot eyes.
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