Pair of Hearts

Hi!

My favourite part is the funny sound in between chorus and bridge, the one that sounds like a Pika Pika Hammer. It also reminds me of a retro game about some blob on two legs and a large nose.

... sorry I'm hard to follow. Anyway, nice to meet you! ♡

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

@Gowi
I usually hate it when people don't reply to our RP anymore thinking of three thoughts:

1. HEY! They're online. ... Shit, is someone on their computer? I should downplay a bit on any profanities. Hopefully they don't think my muse went OOC.

2. ... okay they posted elsewhere. What's wrong with me? Wait, pfft. They're just not inspired to write for our RP right now. Muse is tough. Chill, self.

3. Maybe they forgot. I'll remind them later. (A few hours later.) Eating. Remind them later. (A few hours later.) Sleepy. (Wake up.) Did I forget something? (A few days later.) ... it's been a week. They probably lost interest. Oh well.

• • •

I can be blunt like a well-used 2B pencil, and they're probably the sensitive type since they seemed affectionate with all the huggles and snuggles in our OOC. Oh well.

Hi!

@Mairik
//hands on cheeks

Your signature is my favourite song. HNNNNGH.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

Grump over:

Replied to someone's search thread, gave a pitch based on their idea, was told said pitch is awesome, waited for them to start.

INCIDENT 1: Got told to start because *I* went to them with the idea and *they* have work to do, called out their attitude and bid farewell, person apologised, swept it under rug and we setup.

Rolled a few posts, realized something not discussed about npc relationships, confronted person if it's to force the pairing together quickly and iterated I'm no pushover, got told I talk to them like crap from incident 1 (?!?!).

Explained to person if you don't like something you bring it up and not throw surprises at someone that disrupts their npc THEN I bid farewell politely, other person goodbye'd and promptly made a public note somewhere about my apparent tyranism.

I can't even.

Now I don't trust people who compliment how my derived plots are anything appealing when I reply their searches. ಠ_ಠ In case another one accuses me of bullying them into accepting.

A summer vacation, A murder mystery, and an alligator walk into the casual section

@MatthiasAngel
You mean like Clue? ;)

Married at First Sight

Still in progress! Posting first before I lose all I wrote in case my tablet malfunctions and auto-restarts. I think I'm done.

Faceclaim: Yuna Kim

Appearance
110 lbs, 5'6 // 50 kg, 168 cm

At Home

Casual Outing

Dating

Name
Mallory Chen Sze-Yu

Her family name is Chen.
Because of similar pronounciations for her Chinese name,
Her Asian friends on Skype call her "Seaweed-chan".

Age
28

She looks young, but she is an '88 Aquarius.

Likes
Typewriting, roleplaying, her rescue puppy Tuesday,
text art of all kinds, cardigans, cloudy weather,
fresh mocha, marshmallows, collecting spectacle frames,
being praised tall (fullstop, do not add "For an Asian."),
cooked Japanese food, puppy kisses, upbeat people.

Dislikes
Extended alone time, her grandfather, raw food,
wedgies in public, screaming.

Bio

Long read ahead!

Half woman, half girl. Mallory may have the body of a grown woman,
but mostly she behaves like a college freshman -
excitable, full of dreams, optimistic.

Her parents, while glad their princess turned out well,
are anxious with her untameable and tactless streak.
They knew she wouldn't be cut out for "people",
so they pushed her into getting that Accounting degree.

That didn't deter her from getting a job as a ... well,
Invisible Girlfriend agent for some mobile app though.
"I love writing romantic notes! Now I get paid for my passion!"

While her social circle isn't lacking,
she has trouble finding a boyfriend,
and she wouldn't admit it, but she's picky.

She hopes to have a family of her own someday,
but maybe after she learns how to cook and bake ...
... if she ever gets that bored to practise.

She lives alone, just a few blocks away from her parents.
They know better than to visit her unannounced,
since stepping and sitting on suspicious stains once was enough.

Surprisingly, Mallory, as bad as she is taking care of herself,
is very particular with raising Tuesday heathily and caringly.
Speaking of dogs, she has a grudge against
her tradition-bound grandfather who,
during one visit in Mallory's childhood,
ate her pet dog Beauty.
If she knows he is visiting,
she'd avoid him and her parents until she is sure he left.

A summer vacation, A murder mystery, and an alligator walk into the casual section

... I'm going to be the frank baddie and say this before it happens:

How about picking someone to be a co-GM? If we keep discussing how the endgame would turn out to be, it takes away the surprise and thriller element of whodunnit because it may give away quite a bit.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

@Gowi
Now I regret not saving it. Was from the chat site I mentioned, about 6 years back. He was pretty 1337, heh. I do recall how he used these words:

• beast
• ripping
• bless
• savage

... only because I was so frightened I said "brbs" - and those four particular words stuck.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

@Gowi
I remember my English teacher used to say it's important to give enough details so that the reader can have at least a pale image of the scene in the writer's head. Which is why people who *can* paint said scene into a scenery are wow to me.

And then we have people who, take an example from my encouters, used 3k words to illustrate a moment of flatulence. lol

A.I Mates

@Bourgeoisie
I'm just excited! I'll pummel my animu-ism by a few notches if it bothers you; sorry.