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Current I sometimes crave people, but then they visit me with their families and pets and kids and grandparents and suddenly I just want to be alone so I can sleep in peace. /sleepy
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You probably find this peanut, but this is the FIRST post ever on RPG for me made on a computer. The keyboard is making me shed tears of happiness. I LOVE YOU ALL. /blows kisses liberally
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It's been half a year since my odyssey to find the one true community for me. There is no escaping it, I realise: RoleplayerGuild owns the throne in my heart. Thank you all for making this place great
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10 yrs ago
The "Introduce Yourself" sub-board is heartwarming.
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10 yrs ago
Upside, inside out, it's livin' la vida loca! That's what she's about, livin' la vida loca, livin' la vida locaaa! 🎵
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In Pre-furnished. 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
The Roads
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The Gaia Road is considered one of the most common, although it is not in any way easy to master. Those who are sensitive in any of the five senses can tune to the Gaia Road to borrow strength from the element of earth, whether to reinforce physicality or manipulate the very grounds they walk.

The Tidal Road is only available to those who have sensitive senses of hearing, touch, sight, or taste. Those who dive into this element is one with water and are often fluent with adapting to the situation. They are masters of healing, and may have empathic skills too.

The Apollon Road is exclusive to those who are hyper aware of hearing, or sight. Fire, being one of the most primal needs to living things across lands, is the element at play here. Some have an uncanny affinity to animals; they are also capable of physically twisting hot air to form mirages.

The Storm Road only opens to those with supernatural hearing. Enhanced speed, hearing the whispers of the wind and cutting materials with a deadly air swipe are some of the few stunts offered to its exclusive magi. Prolific Storm Road magi may even combine their attacks with other elements to create new tactics.

The Infinite Road is the ultimate opportunity, where its user controls nothingness and the non-physical; those with a sixth sense can tap into the void. Only Infinite Road magi can neutralise each other. Its superiority comes with a heavy price: instead of draining willpower that can be recovered, The Infinite Road runs on the magus' lifeforce.
In Pre-furnished. 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
Arthurian myth x Chess motif
In Pre-furnished. 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum





Artwork © Erico Lotus // Go check 'em out on Pixiv!
In Pre-furnished. 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the funky narration and mashed potato that is this roleplay idea.

The Story

In the year 203X, VRMMORPGs have become a common thing. After numerous trials and testing, none of the Sword Art Online gimmick occured. Until Insinuous Inc, a company that rides on the coattails of other successful studios, decides to chip in for the VR game too.

Demolishing ideas after ideas, and finally cherry-picking their mockbuster apple of the eye, Sword Fart Online, they launch the game and, as expected, is received quite well. Except they forgot to remove all the dump files stored in the developer folder.

Five chosen ones - how lucky! - who tried to hold out as long as they could before server maintenance booted them out find themselves reborn as new players in a secret, abandoned virtual reality game called The Nine Worlds.

The AI is conveniently a sadistic overlord who puts them through inane tribulations, threatening to fry their brains like fresh eggs if anyone tries to remove their VR headgears. So instead of figuring out a way to shut down the artificial psychopath, everyone in the outside world surrender and hope the hostages survive - because, plot convenience.



The World




Base Classes

Warrior
Perk: +50% Melee Damage.
Weak: Slow MP growth.

Final Classes: Hero, Paladin, Dark Knight

Magician
Perks: +50% Magic Damage.
Weak: Long casting time.

Final Classes: Elementalist, Bishop, Dark Mage

Ranger
Perk: First move.
Weak: None.

Final Classes: Bowmaster, Gunmaster

Wild Card
Perk: Able to equip any weapon.
Weak: Random unlockable classes.

Unlockables: Bard, Mystic, Alchemist, Tamer, Rogue, Illusionist
In Pre-furnished. 10 yrs ago Forum: Test Forum
Cynwrig, Borsmalthan, Freud, Keegan, Ulysses.

Asleep.
My hi-speed data plan ran out (20GB); running on 20 kbps so I've disabled avatar and siggy. Sorry for any inconvenience.


@Marrow
Rehost sites, giphy, and most probably Tumblr, the Russian Roulette of the interwebz.
Shock factor is the next thing now, eh? I'd probably show it to my parents and say, "Don't accuse me of texting you with modern phrases anymore. Look at this!"
...Might be loosely connected to my Deadpool rant there, really, since I've seen people not only be obnoxious and annoying regarding the fourth wall breaking but using it to justify intentional metagaming. ^^;


I really wanna see an example (preferrably a made-up one because let's stay classy); in theory it sounds hilarious.
@Shorticus
Fine, no partners for you.

Just pardners. Yeehaw!
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