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~House Armadas HQ~
The crossbow nun was temporarily immobilized by Harusame's gravity field but with forceful will, she fought through the field to rise up. She uttered no word but only took aim with her crossbow, firing a bolt unto Harusame. The nun then immediately dropped her weapon upon firing and brandished her Holy Sword and rushed towards the Devil, knowing that the bolt she fired will likely not hit the target.
Meanwhile, Calvin was in a swordfight with the other nun. While he was larger and quite quick, the nun was smaller but quicker. The priest could do nothing but block her attacks or let his armor absorb some. However, he knew he cannot keep this up and so after blocking a swing, he retaliated with a powerful swing of his own which knocked both swords away. Calvin then tackled the nun to the ground and wrapped his hands around her neck, beginning to choke her to the hereafter.
Can we just agree that Kenji slept with Jiang (lol)? I feel like it doesn't warrant a post to say that.
Unless you guys want otherwise.
Unless you guys want otherwise.
According to Tristyn, I was in his home which used to be the home of a lot of wizards, witches and sorcerers. There were apparently other residents but I don't think Tristyn is eager to introduce me to them. I was basically in the tower of the evil wizard who captures princesses and dares knights or princes or something to come save the damsel. Except that the wizard may not be evil and the damsel needs not saving. Okay I admit I'm not very sure of the last part.
"That... was not a very clear answer, Sir Tristyn." I honestly expressed the vagueness of his answer but I think I know what he was talking about. "So you were in my garden, or in my path to the garden, then you panicked then you did something you shouldn't have. Is that what happened?" Now that I said it, it was still kind of vague. Breathing out a sigh, I continued. Or at least tried to.
I gave a light chuckle. "I'm not going to kill you, Sir Tristyn. Though if you do something stupid, I shall." I replied. Buuut... "However, I have an entire order of knights who all swore to protect me. If they know where this place is, they will surely march here, cut off your head and burn this place to the ground." I told him of his probable fate in a relaxed tone. "But! That's only if they know where this place is. If they don't, they will start looking and then the aforementioned happens."
"So that begs the question. Where are we?" I asked him. "Also, do you know where my home is and how to get back there?"
"Um, as for how you got here...you don't...r-remember anything that happened before you fell unconscious, do you? Because, it's true that I didn't mean to...but I kind of panicked...I didn't expect you to show up when you did...and then I heard someone else coming...and before I knew it, I activated something I shouldn't have a-and we ended up here."
"That... was not a very clear answer, Sir Tristyn." I honestly expressed the vagueness of his answer but I think I know what he was talking about. "So you were in my garden, or in my path to the garden, then you panicked then you did something you shouldn't have. Is that what happened?" Now that I said it, it was still kind of vague. Breathing out a sigh, I continued. Or at least tried to.
"...Please don't kill me."
I gave a light chuckle. "I'm not going to kill you, Sir Tristyn. Though if you do something stupid, I shall." I replied. Buuut... "However, I have an entire order of knights who all swore to protect me. If they know where this place is, they will surely march here, cut off your head and burn this place to the ground." I told him of his probable fate in a relaxed tone. "But! That's only if they know where this place is. If they don't, they will start looking and then the aforementioned happens."
"So that begs the question. Where are we?" I asked him. "Also, do you know where my home is and how to get back there?"
Posted my first post in the IC posting thread.
Lemme know if there be anythin' wrong.
Lemme know if there be anythin' wrong.
~House Armadas HQ~
"It is a pleasure to have you with us Father Calvin." A nun clad in black robes told an armored person a head taller than her wearing similar colors. "The house is weakened and injured from the last fight and its King is away in the accursed land. Let us finish them off."
Calvin and three other nuns were poised to strike at the Devil practicing against a rock. She had short, sea blue hair and had a distinct eyepatch on one of her eyes. "This should be quick. Let us dispatch her quickly and--" One of the black-clad nuns stopped suddenly when Calvin went out of cover to fully expose himself to the Rook Devil. The other nuns quickly joined him and one of them was not at all happy. "Father! We were supposed to-- ugh, never mind!" She told Calvin before turning to the Devil. "Your end is at hand, Devil! Sisters attack!"
She brandished her Holy Sword and charged towards the Devil but she was caught by the head by the armored priest before she had her neck snapped by Calvin's cold gauntlets. "Wha?! Father?!" Calvin then brandished his Holy Sword and swung it at one of the remaining nuns who managed to block with her own. "You traitor!" She yelled before the other nun aimed a crossbow at Calvin and fired an energy shot.
This sent Calvin flying towards the Devil's side. Using the sword to prop himself up, he did not seem hurt though sparks were produced by his armor. "Seems I am in need of assistance. Can the kind Devil provide some?" He told his unlikely but only ally in this fight.
The man paled when I showed his journal. That should bring out the truth. Tristyn stumbled from the bench and got some distance before getting up. Holding out his hand, he drew the book from my hand to his. "Wha--?" Magic. I see the man was a mage of sorts.
Tristyn ranted at me. Not stuttering like earlier which led me to believe I hit a nerve. I found myself wondering if this was really a kidnapping like I believed. Maybe Tristyn was telling the truth. Maybe this was all one big accident. However, that didn't really fix my problems. So whether if Tristyn was innocent or not, I still need his help. But his outburst made me lean to the former. I guess I did brought about the truth, just not the truth I was expecting.
Tristyn, with slumped arms, began to walk away. "Now wait just a minute!" I sheathe my sword and caught up to him. "I'm not sure if you can be trusted or not but I still need your help to get out of here. I don't even know where I am." I grab his shoulder and turn the guy towards me. "Look, I'm sorry for being hostile. I was trained not to take chances." I said. "Besides, I only read one page. The part with the knockout thingy. I didn't have time to read the rest."
"Anyway, like I said I need your help to get home. Or at least to know where I am." I told him. He also is going to need mine but I'll put that off for later. "You said me being here was an accident. What exactly happened?"
"Give me that! That's so rude! If you're going to take the indecency to read through the personal thoughts of another person, you could at least check the inside cover for a name yourself! I have never planned any 'kidnapping' despite what you seem to think and your being here is a complete accident that I'm still trying to figure out! How much did you even read?"
Tristyn ranted at me. Not stuttering like earlier which led me to believe I hit a nerve. I found myself wondering if this was really a kidnapping like I believed. Maybe Tristyn was telling the truth. Maybe this was all one big accident. However, that didn't really fix my problems. So whether if Tristyn was innocent or not, I still need his help. But his outburst made me lean to the former. I guess I did brought about the truth, just not the truth I was expecting.
"Good gods, I shouldn't have to enchant everything I own! Not even the ghosts do this. I...I...I'll just go now. Lovely to make your acquaintance."
Tristyn, with slumped arms, began to walk away. "Now wait just a minute!" I sheathe my sword and caught up to him. "I'm not sure if you can be trusted or not but I still need your help to get out of here. I don't even know where I am." I grab his shoulder and turn the guy towards me. "Look, I'm sorry for being hostile. I was trained not to take chances." I said. "Besides, I only read one page. The part with the knockout thingy. I didn't have time to read the rest."
"Anyway, like I said I need your help to get home. Or at least to know where I am." I told him. He also is going to need mine but I'll put that off for later. "You said me being here was an accident. What exactly happened?"
"Okay, first, I'm the main human occupant of this place. R-rather, the only human occupant of this place for a good while now. Second...i-is the sword really that necessary? I don't think sandwiches are normally that dangerous. I'm guess I'm not sure about how they are where you come from, though. Feel free to have one, by the way..."
"Human occupant?" I questioned. "Then does that mean there's something else here that isn't human?" Am I in some sort of lair or dungeon then? "And those sandwiches could very well be poisoned for all I know. Thus, this sword is at where it belongs." I retort to Tristyn's sandwich offer. Seriously, did he really think I'd fall for that trick? ...If it was a trick.
"Um, technically you walked out here, I think. I only brought you to the room earlier because you were...maybe a little unconscious when you arrived. I'm honestly sorry about that, n-not entirely sure how that could have possibly happened...Ahah... A-as for why, I really don't know! I'm honestly really confused myself right about now, and...uh...what was the last question again?"
"So you're saying you have no idea how I got here and simply took me in?" I clarified. Too bad for him, what he said was null and void thanks to what I found earlier.
I then bring the tip of my sword closer to Tristyn's neck. "You lie!" I told him before using my hand to bring out the journal. "According to this, my kidnapping was being planned some time ago!" I yelled at him, the tip of my sword mere whispers away from the skin of his neck. "Unless this journal isn't yours, you have been meaning to abduct me!" I continued to mount the evidence. "But then if what you say true, you're the only one capable of writing this."
"How do you explain that then, Tristyn?! If that is even your true name!"
Trying to find someone still in planet Earth that mah boi Baldypants can interact with. Hey Suku, can I interrupt your training session?
Tristyn lead me to a stone bench under a flowering tree and offered to sit down. "Very well." I coldly reply, my blade still poised to strike at his neck.
With our legs no longer burdened by standing up, I ask the first questions. "Okay. First things first. Who are you? Besides your name." Then I fired off the second question. "Second, why have you taken me here? But if you didn't, who then and why?" Then the third question. "Where are we and how do I return home to my kingdom?"
"I assume you know who I am and as a Queen, you realize how grave your situation is by taking me without my consent." I told him. Never mind me pointing a sword at him, the knights I have back home will tear this guy apart once they get here. "You must have a good explanation for this if you would like to continue living normally."
Though that begs the question, do the Lot Order know where I have been spirited away to? Maybe they'll take a while to get here after all. Which means I gotta handle this by myself.
With our legs no longer burdened by standing up, I ask the first questions. "Okay. First things first. Who are you? Besides your name." Then I fired off the second question. "Second, why have you taken me here? But if you didn't, who then and why?" Then the third question. "Where are we and how do I return home to my kingdom?"
"I assume you know who I am and as a Queen, you realize how grave your situation is by taking me without my consent." I told him. Never mind me pointing a sword at him, the knights I have back home will tear this guy apart once they get here. "You must have a good explanation for this if you would like to continue living normally."
Though that begs the question, do the Lot Order know where I have been spirited away to? Maybe they'll take a while to get here after all. Which means I gotta handle this by myself.
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