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No worries, Min-Seo will make her some kimchi. And Pyongyang style noodles!
Third Invincible Sister's moment of triumph was short-lived, as the thing wrapped protoplasmic arms around her and began to slam her against the hard concrete floor. She remembered her training, rolled onto her side to protect her head and vital organs. But the thing was far stronger than one would expect from a shapeless and rubbery blob of human flesh. Her arm and shoulder went numb after the first couple slams, while green and purple sparks swam behind her vision. Even with her augmented bone structure, she couldn't take much more of this pounding- a little more and Third Invincible Sister's arm would be badly sprained or even broken.

Salvation came in two forms- Spyder's energy blast and the inferior barbarian sword of Fox Blade, plunging straight into the mechanical heart of the beast and killing it, actually killing it. Third Invincible Sister felt a grudging respect welling up in her, the man's skill was apparent.

That respect mixed suddenly with anger as she saw the other creature escape into the vents and deeper into the base. It was perhaps six parts anger and one part respect in her- the same gin-vermouth proportion for a perfect martini, in fact. "Capitalist scum!" she yelled at the retreating monster, adding the olives to her vengeance martini as she picked herself off the floor, her numbed arm hanging at her side. Min-Seo wanted to pursue the thing, but knew she couldn't do much alone and with a hurt arm. Instead, she pointed a slender finger at Fox Blade. "You! Kumiho-dongmu!" She shook her head angrily at herself. They spoke English in this country and it was her job to blend in. "I mean Magical Nine-tailed Fox Comrade! You can kill these things with your oppressive blade! Let us combine our forces against our common enemy!"

That said, the tiny woman reached out and closed her good hand around Magical Nine-tailed Fox Comrade's belt and lifted the man bodily off the ground, carrying him in front of her as she stormed down the tunnel in pursuit of the creature. "Together, Magical Nine-tailed Fox Comrade, we shall strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us!"
I hate to do this, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to back out of this one. I made the classic blunder of jumping in headfirst without considering my other commitments. Sorry, and I hope this RP goes well!
I have to say, I like how the lair group is working together and chaining their attacks without any planning in or out of character. GO TEAM LAIR!
Third Invincible Sister was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the loathsome creature, an oozing lump of flesh with far too many eyes. No, it was more than just mere surprise- it was fear, a gnawing worm in her gut that made her stop for the briefest moment, as the man in the mask cut it into two smaller creatures with his sword (the inferior katana, weapon of the gutless and rapacious Japanese who had done so much harm to her Korea, and a useless weapon when compared to the far superior hwando).

This dank and foul-smelling tunnel had not been the battlefield she had pictured for the Inevitable Showdown. Gang Min-Seo had always seen herself storming into Seoul or Mercury City or Tokyo or even Tel Aviv. Shoulder to shoulder with her four sisters, the full might of the People's Army behind them, and before them the Glorious Leader himself, pistol in one hand and the flag of the great and true Korea in the other. Mowing down their enemies like wheat under the scythe.

But no, the longer she looked at the wretched thing that should not be the more Third Invincible Sister was convinced she would die down here, alone and forgotten. No one would even know what happened to her. Why struggle? It was all hopeless and pointless. No matter what she did, she would fail the Gang family, and of course she would fail the Glorious Leader.

"No!" she cried aloud, an involuntary sound of pure despair.

Fail the Glorious Leader? Fail in her mission and her service? The idea of that was inconceivable to her, worse even than the thought of any death this disgusting thing could visit on her. Not while the self-reliance that had been placed in her by the guiding hand of generations of leaders still remained. The thought galvanized her into action, pushing the pheromone-induced fear aside long enough for her to make a move on one of the creatures.

She leaped forwards in a practiced taekwondo attack, fingers extended like claws. Between her extensive martial arts training and her own unnatural strength, her fingertips could tear and pierce like chisels. And chisel they did, her fingertips finding purchase in the many soft eyes in the thing's rubbery body. She grabbed, twisted, and tore, finally yanking her hands free and holding them up in triumph. Ten eyeballs, dripping gore and fluid, one impaled on each fingertip, like a child eating olives. Hopefully the pain of having several eyes plucked out would immobilize or distract it long enough for one of the others. As she quickly withdrew, the fear finding purchase in her mind once more, she managed to call out to her new comrades in arms. "Now, friends! Strike like the fists of the Pulgasari!"
I would assume that my character already being brainwashed by the North Korean government might make things more difficult for a potential mind controller. Or easier, depending on how they phrase things.
A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm. . .

Okay, don't get me started on sea shanties, because I'll never stop. But a pirates RP set in an alternate history? I'm going to will all my money to you. I'll get to work on a character.
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Any suggestions for Conscious?
Having trouble finding anything. And coming from me its a shocker.


I'm going to display very little imagination here, but if it helps get the ball rolling. . .
Yeah, I'd do this.
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