Recent Statuses

37 min ago
Current Take your stars and give me my scars/I'd rather sing long and live free/So, take this cup the hell away from me!
1 hr ago
...And before I left. Someone asked what was in the apple crumb. Apple. It's apple. It's in the name. IT IS IN THE NAME.
4 hrs ago
My god. We had someone call up the damn store to ask how many donuts were in a dozen. I'm amazed they figured out how to work the phone.
1 day ago
"Come near me with any needles and I take your face."
2 days ago
Why the hell do people think the status bar is a good place to air their emotional breakdowns?


Hello there.

I'm Ophidian, as you might have guessed, I have a certain fondness for snakes. I'm also interested in history (with middle eastern and mongolian histories being of particular interest to me) and anthropology. Aside from this, I tend to enjoy lovecraftian fiction, various genres of sci-fi, historical fiction and low fantasy with the occasional tidbit of high fantasy.

Ah yes, I'm gay. That may be pertinent. If this is an issue, I kindly direct you to the nearest den of starving lions. Or wolves. Whichever you prefer.

Most Recent Posts

People tend to avoid even considering the idea of something being their fault or something being due to their flaws at all costs.

Scratching post.
Please stop waving that knife around.
I don't do petting.

....Ear scritches from elves however, are acceptable.
I have claws. And I know how to use them.

Back off.


This could have some possibilities.

Not looking in that mirror again.
It's okay.

I'm used to it at this point.

At least it wasn't the tail...
Ooooh. A reader eh?

Would you be interested in a copy of the communist manifesto?
@Jay Kalton@Specter189@Stern Algorithm@Section@Takashi@Knight of Doom@Ophidian@Azaria Blue

Same as above for yall :)

Thanks for the poke.


Wonder if I could find that gay romance this time around...
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