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2 mos ago
Current Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
1 yr ago
Desu before dishonour.
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1 yr ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Hi everyone, I'm Rabidporcupine, some loser from Australia and a clear example of what happens when a person lets their degeneracy overtake their humanity. My most well known feature is my encyclopaedic knowledge of anything related to anime, and the fact that its pushed out any knowledge that could actually considered important for my survival. Well, that and the fact that I don't know how to entertain people without ruthlessly insulting myself...

Anyway, now on to the important stuff. I've been roleplaying since about... the beginning of 2017 I think, when my computer broke and I desperately needed to find something other than Crusader Kings to entertain me. My memories pretty shite, so I can't say for sure.

Other than that... Well, I'm not sure. I enjoy writing, which I guess is kind of a thing with most people who join RP forums. I use to write a lot more actual story type things, but like I mentioned before, my computer broke. I even wrote a fanfiction, which starts off garbage and doesn't get a whole lot better.

Most Recent Posts

Alright, so I was originally thinking of making a powerless, like, completely powerless character who would try to do what was right despite his lack of powers, but now I think I have a funner idea.

Basically, I'm gonna make Shinj Matou. Just... Just a right bastard. Arrogant, obnoxious, seemingly few to no actual redeeming qualities outside of his (meager) combat abilities and possibly some shallow level of charm, which anyone who knows him longer than a day or two can see through completely. Then I'll try to slowly redeem him by showing that he actually does care about other people, but he's just super insecure and terrified about how worthless he thinks he is, and acts like he's top shit because it's the only way he can actually convince himself that he isn't worthless. He'll probably die at the end of his redemption arc, but it'll be one of the only badass moments he has.

Ok cool! Question though. Considering my guy will, you know, have no powers, how likely is he to die brutally? And how can I sneak around that probability while still being ingrained in the main plot an helping people?
Well, it sucks that I won't be able to make discount Archer again, but I guess discount All Might could be cool too. Is Uruz still free, or did I miss it? And if I did, would it be possible for me to make some normal guy who doesn't have the powers but gets dragged into everything anyway?
Alright, here's my guy. Hope he's not too useless!

Yeah, that's fair. I've got a little bit more free time now, so I'll be trying to get something out anyway, but go ahead if I don't make it in time.
Ok, I'm gonna just preface this by saying it's probably a terrible idea because my free time has been vanishing quite a lot lately... But, I do like myself some Naruto, and I don't have a console for Shinobi Strikers so this is my only way to make my trashy OC, so I'm gonna throw my hat in. I was originally planning to become the third member of the Leaf genin squad, but now that it looks like Stone is getting some characters, I think I might chuck my genin in there instead.
Ah, shite. Sorry. real life has really been kicking my ass recently. I was planning to wait for the other person Kai had dragged to the fort with him, but I'll try to get something out soon so we can all move on.

Deity: Farore
Time/Date: Day 1, Morning
Location: Burgut's Wagon
Tagging: @Crusader Lord@Holy Soldier

"Yeah, you're welcome for saving you ya little brats..." Cidro mumbled to himself as he strained himself to get up. It wouldn't have been so annoying normally, but the fact that they'd thanked Princess for grabbing the tarp while ignoring him kind of got on his nerves a little, especially considering Koja was still sitting on him.

It wasn't until one of the twins decided to shove a sack over the zora that he could finally sit back up, and perhaps focus on readjusting his poor spine.

"Goddesses, have you guys ever even attempted stealth before?" He asked, not missing the looks their group was getting from some of the adult inhabitants of the stable. "I don't think a single adult has missed us since we left the tarp..."

Other than that though, he didn't really have much else to say until they reached the river. He steadfastly refused to help carry the sack there of course, lest he look even more like a thief.

"Ok Redfin, we're here." He said, getting a little more excited at the prospect of getting to actually eat something without someone else having to go hungry in return. "Get ready to stretch those legs and experience a little freedom for once, cast of your chains and all that. I'll be here to provide moral support."

And then he sat crosslegged on the riverbank and scratched his head lazily, before raising a hand and making some kind of non-committal sound that might have been considered a cheer if only it had literally any effort put into it.

"Come on Redfin, you can do it. Believe in yourself. I know you can catch us the best breakfast this river can provide, so don't stop until you've got your fist clenched around the collar of victories shirt."
@Holy Soldier@Crusader Lord
Eyy, sorry guys, apparently 'getting my stitches out' is doctor code for immediately rewrapping it because they had to remove some old medical glue they tried to use before realising it definitely did need stitches, reopening it again in the process. Still working on my post, but it will probably be just a little while longer. Tomorrow is my goal, but it'll probably still be a bit longer, because it still hurts to touch stuff with half the time.
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