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Akamatsu Hiko



The sudden sound of wind and several cries of alarm caused Akamatsu to turn toward the disturbance. Zhou's display of firebreathing was--while not entirely safe--rather amusing. He was one person that Akamatsu recognized, although it was not a friendly recognition. Back in Zhou's pirating days, he'd been quite a nuisance to the traders and fisherman who traversed the waters between Liang and Nihon. Oh yes, he knew quite a bit about this "Pirate Prince" and very little of it was good. Akamatsu spared himself a small smile, satisfied to think of what a fool the other man was making of himself right off the bat. It was definitely amusing. Judging by Niklas' reaction, he too must have been on a similar train of thought, although it was quite obvious that he didn't see any humor in it.

Turning away from Zhou and the commotion he caused, he found that they were being greeted by yet more newcomers. He said very little, just a customary greeting and preferring to observe. He supposed he could loosen up a bit. These people were unlike his own, and while a certain sense of formality was called for, it wasn't nearly as strict as the one he grew up with. What was rude according to his people's standards would probably not be so here, still he ought to tread carefully. He had several months to get to know these people, and while he had a very general knowledge of most of their countries he admittedly didn't know much about them personally. The reason being he firmly believed you could only truly know a person upon speaking to them face-to-face, without the bias of whatever media had to say. And if he did happen to need some specific information, Ueda Haruka was on hand to provide it.

A thought crossed his mind briefly as they were joined by another young woman. Whomever it was he married might just have a hard time adjusting to Nihon's culture. He wasn't sure if his expectations had been different, but the more he thought about it the more he realized he really had no expectations at all. Until now, he'd just assumed that his life would go on just the same after the marriage, but that might not be the case. Especially if his new wife was ignorant of Nihon's ways. This troubled him, he didn't have time to play tutor to some foreign woman. And what of being a husband? Well now that he had time to actually think about it, the whole thing sounded extremely unappealing, and he realized with no little amount of shock that he really didn't want to get married. As he pondered and worried, his outward expression remained the same. As cool and collected as ever. He cast a glance across the room where Haruka stood, speaking to one of the guards, and the memory of the older man's words came flooding back. Maybe he was right, and Akamatsu wasn't ready to get married. He was still very young, most men in Nihon didn't marry until they were at least thirty. This vacation was turning out to be quite a pain.

Returning his attention to the present, he heard Niklas speaking to Karma. He couldn't whether or not the man's tone was mocking or not, though he certainly seemed to be insinuating something. From what he knew of the Königreich Prince, he certainly liked to throw his weight around. Arrogant, but with good intentions. It would be wise to befriend him. As for this Karma Kennen, Hiko knew nothing about him, but he had the appearance of someone who is not accustomed to dealing with other people. Better tread carefully.

"Prince Niklas, if you're a sparring sort of man I would be honored to test my skill against yours," he interjected while they were on the subject. "The best way to get to know a man is to meet him on the field of battle, after all, whether you are fighting against or alongside him, it's all the same." He decided he liked Niklas, he could be friends with this man. "The invitation extends to you as well, Prince Amun and Prince Edwin."

As Amun and Meenakshi broke off to introduce themselves, Akamatsu was again reminded of the reason for his coming here. Was she even here yet? He hadn't seen her coming in, but then, he had been kind of distracted for the last several minutes. A quick survey of everyone else in the room soon revealed her location. Amberlyn Manera, of Viracian. He admittedly didn't know much about her, just what she looked like and some facts about her family. She was sitting on the other side of the room and conversing with a man that Akamatsu didn't recognize, although he seemed to be more interested in his cell phone than the woman sitting in front of him.

If he was to go through this ordeal, he may as well introduce himself to his future wife, and so excused himself from the others.

"Pardon me, Princess Manera?" Akamatsu said as he approached and offered a slight bow to her. Up-close she was even younger looking than in her pictures, though still fairly beautiful. He supposed that was all right. "My name is Akamatsu Hiko, son of the Emperor of Nihon and, I believe, your future husband." Should he say something else? Something flattering perhaps? "I hope that we can be friends." Good enough.

T. One of them.

T/F: How to Train Your Dragon was a better movie than Frozen
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Let's not talk about that.


On the contrary
Because I'm bored, have some theme music I found for Zhou
I'm such a rebel, I double post lel


Shoutout to Hetalia fans
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I
@Raxacoricofallapatorius seems legit. And then they kiss


But think of how jealous Feliks would be tho
@Universorum Basically. He just kept clicking as shit when down to get the look on everyones face if I read it right. LMAO


Better hide the camera in case the cops wanna know what happened.
I'll do the movie and the popcorn and the soda and the candy, but you have to figure out how to get to my town LOL


No I don't. If ur my date you gotta pick me up that's the rules
Benji Graham

Where: The Party (if you can call it that anymore)
With: Everyone, Tas, Nat.


"Enough!"

Echo's voice broke the trance Benj had been in since the fight started. If you could call Eddy getting his face smashed in with little to no resistance a fight The way Dom and Claire jumped him, and Jay beat him, it didn't seem entirely fair. I mean yeah, the guy had pulled a pretty dick move on Nat, especially seeing that it was her birthday, and while he initially had felt a flash of righteous anger now he just felt sorry for the guy. While Tas was tending to their two fighters, and Jay gave up after Echo's pleas, Benji stepped in.

"Okay guys, Echo's right, enough is enough." He held up his hands in a peacemaking gesture. "I don't know what this asshole thought he was doing, but I think it's safe to say he's learned his lesson. Let's stop now before someone gets seriously hurt."[/color] Unfortunately, glancing quickly down at Edgar, it seemed like it might be a little too late for that.

Seriously, what was this guy thinking? And didn't he live with Claire? Maybe he just had a death wish. In any case, everyone was going to be really pissed off at him for a while, he'd gone ahead and done a great job of making enemies of everyone. New guy, Mr. Fancy Pants Perfect Face--who Benji had to admit was hella good looking in spite of everything--shows up out of the blue to ruin Nattie's day. Definitely not cool. But also not cool was Eddy getting the living snot beat out of him without even putting up much of a fight. Maybe he deserved it, or maybe there was some other reason for his actions other than him being a total douchebag. Well, he was basically a stranger to everyone in the room so who could know?

Thankfully, Tas took over and played doctor for Edgar. Hell, he needed it. "Should I call for an ambulance?" he asked her, and after getting a nod proceeded to punch 911 into his phone. After using a few words as possible to explain the situation to the dispatcher, he hung up and cringed as Tas punched a straw right into the guy's lung. Gross. "Uh, they'll be here in 10 minutes. More or less." he announced, backing out of the way so Doctor Tas could do her job.

Numbly, Benji shuffled back over to the bar where he'd left his beer bottle. It was only half empty. Shit, it's too early for this kinda thing. He thought, draining the bottle and then helping himself to another. His nerves were all jittery now as the gravity of the situation sank in. He hoped Dom wouldn't get into any trouble. Shit gets real when Dom manages to say a whole and complete paragraph. Or Jay for that matter, man that guy was dangerous when alcohol was involved. Not Benj. Benj was a happy drunk, so he needed to get buzzed ASAP if he was going to be able to put up with whatever happened next.

Spotting Nat, Didi, and Kipper he headed over and plopped himself down next to them. "Can I join the club?" he said. He put an arm around Nat's shoulders as Eva wiped her face and clothes. "Hey, are you gonna be okay? Can I get you anything, cup of coffee maybe?"
Drunk Connor: "You bought her a WHAT?"

Drunk Benji: "A hanging garden, I don't get what the big deal is, she liked it!"

Drunk Connor: "It's a fucking cactus bro."

Drunk Benji (regretfully): "Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to stick your dick into every girl you meet you'd figure out that some of them like cactuses."

Drunk Connor: "Why you-- It's cacti you moron!"
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