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Post #3 - Kasthia Wheat Field

With loving eyes, Wally had his sights locked unto the blade-wielding beauty in front of him. Palms shaking, armpits drenched, and every most important sphincter clenched, he patiently waited for her reply to his heartfelt proclamation

β€œEvis!” The Bestia woman exclaimed with her sword aimed at the big-bearded dwarf.

"Who the fak is Elvis?!!!!" Wally thought to himself with eyes filled with genuine surprise.

"Me name's Wa...!!" Before he could even correct her for getting his name wrong, the weapon she held in her hands glowed a bright mint-green before a scythe of wind mana was projected directly at Wally's face.

A cool breeze below his chin, immediately followed by a swift "woosh" caused Wally's eye to stray downwards. To his misfortune, his thick lustrous beard was cut off. He was left speechless with tears starting to run down his eyes.

Reaching for a handful of hair, he clenched his fist, knowing what he had to do. Standing up, Wally faced the woman his heart had just skipped a beat for, and slowly approached her. As he drew closer, Wally positioned his neck, as if offering it to her to slice.

"I git no qualms if ya like em' clean n' shaven'."

Now that's what you call conviction.



That means the waitlist is now open for business.

Post #2 - Kasthia Wheat Field


Although deep and sultry, there was no denying that Wally's voice was incredibly loud. It might have been annoying to some, but it was a necessity if one sought help from others. Fortunately, his efforts were not put to waste as someone actually replied to his pitiful pleas.

β€œDa’ feck ye’ doing on my property ya’ mudfucker!”

Startled and caught off guard by the loud voice, Wally panicked and fell over.

"Watda rat's bhum?!!!!"

With his back aching, he gradually sat up, only to be surprised once again. Wally's eyes had widened, jaw had dropped, and heart aflutter. His gaze went beyond the blade extended just a few feet above his head and was focused on the Bestia woman infront of him.

Tall, tanned, with bright green eyes, and a voice like an angel; she was just Wally's type.

Straightening his wobbly legs, Wally stood up on one knee and lifted his head up high. With his arms resting on his back, Wally quelled the butterflies in his stomach, puffed his chest, and looked at the Bestia woman in her eyes.

"Och bonny goddess! Kin this simple jimmy become YER jimmy? ?"

Wally might have just fucked up.


@Versa Done. The stat distribution wasn't that big though lol
@TheMushroomLord I'm in there.
@Versa Before I forget again, since it's early, could I still redistribute my stats?

Post #1

Wally had made some horrible decisions in the past and apparently, today was no different. Well, it was actually worse than usual; he was certain that nothing topped dying. What he presumed to be his last moments of life weren't that spectacular. The sight of flashing headlights mashing with some loud honking, high-pitched pubescent screams, and the sensation of freshly soiled jeans was rather anticlimactic.

Wally's vision slowly dimmed as his wakefulness soon faded.

β€œAll in one piece. All at the right location. All according to plan. My heroes, adjust yourselves to your new bodies and head south. The Glade is only safe for so long, so don’t you dare slack off.”

Wide awake and laying on the ground, Wally found himself not dead. Cautiously sitting up with eyes agape, the human turned Dwema, still a bit dizzy, was left speechless in disbelief.

"Whit jist happened?" Wally whispered to himself as he stared at his stocky legs and burly arms. But the moment he heard his voice, he couldn't help but gasp.

"Mah voice?! was 'at jist me?!"

Cupping his hand atop his mouth, Wally yet again found another reason to feel surprised. His gaze locked unto the thick and luscious beard that was resting over his face. The sensation of his fingers entangled in his very own facial hair was something he would never forget. By the way, his previous face was as clean as a baby's bum. This lasted for several minutes; it was a good thing no one was around.

With the help of some fresh and clean air along with the soothing vibrant sun, Wally eventually calmed down. Taking several breaths, he collected his thoughts. Aside from the vast amounts of wheat surrounding him, Wally had no idea where he was. He had several questions, but Wally knew that those could come later. With his stomach grumbling and appetite starting to make its presence felt, Wally was left with his best and only option. Taking in a massive breath, he let out a wailing cry.

"Heeeeelppppp! can anyain hear meeeeeee?! heeeeeeelppp!"



What a week, but at least its over now. Better late than never?

@Versa owo

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